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Topic: 遇到老虎时应该怎么办 (Read 391 times)

jr. member
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August 02, 2016, 06:25:17 AM
#7
 Grin Grin
jr. member
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August 02, 2016, 06:18:04 AM
#6
是条路子
jr. member
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August 02, 2016, 05:56:47 AM
#5
这很壮烈
jr. member
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August 02, 2016, 01:49:13 AM
#4
哈哈哈
newbie
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August 02, 2016, 12:43:18 AM
#3
好像有点道理
newbie
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August 01, 2016, 11:44:15 PM
#2
手撕老虎
jr. member
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August 01, 2016, 11:30:37 PM
#1
身为一名专业猛兽饲养员,可以非常确定的告诉你,当你遇到老虎,而老虎正面盯着你看的时候证明你已经进入它的菜单选项,此时切记不可低头弯腰暴露要害,否则会让它误认你是某种想吃就吃的食草动物,也不可转身逃跑,因为就算是博尔特也绝对跑不过一只壮年老虎。反而会给了它扑倒你的信心。此时应尽量站直身躯,目光严肃而充满怒气,张开双手,嘴中发出大喊大叫的声音,比如“槽尼玛的来吃老子啊”。这样死的比较有尊严。
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