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http://thefederalist.com/2016/11/08/no-ecosexuals-mother-nature-not-want-sex/
"Good day, America! Meet the “ecosexuals,” a group of cheerfully deranged human beings who earnestly wish to engage in sexual relations with Planet Earth. Yes, you read that right."
"Good day, America! Meet the “ecosexuals,” a group of cheerfully deranged human beings who earnestly wish to engage in sexual relations with Planet Earth. Yes, you read that right."
Is there a live feed somewhere that accepts crypto now that you've gotten all our curiosity piqued?
Given that their main site is called Ecosex Convergence, I wonder if they're affiliated with the The Big Bang Theory known to title their episodes similarly.
Wait, I wonder if the Bees Brothers are aware that their bees might be regularly fucked in their mandibles by ecosexuals covered in royal jelly while performing their earthy deeds.
The San Andreas fault can't rupture soon enough.
http://www.vice.com/read/ecosexuals-believe-having-sex-with-the-earth-could-save-it
"ecosexuality could be measured in a sense not unlike the Kinsey Scale: On one end, it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny dipping and naked hiking. On the other are "people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil," she said. "There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."
http://www.vice.com/read/ecosexuals-believe-having-sex-with-the-earth-could-save-it
"ecosexuality could be measured in a sense not unlike the Kinsey Scale: On one end, it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny dipping and naked hiking. On the other are "people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil," she said. "There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."
Is ecosexuality open to Flat-Earthers or just for crazy people? If the latter, what's the water temp of the waterfall?
Holy cow! Speaking of cows, take a look at them beauties embracing ecosexuality. Please get back to me soon with them water specs before I cream this laptop.
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