Joe Biden's Alzheimers-addled mind cannot allow him to understand how the Bitcoin cryptocurrency works, and so he seeks to regulate it. We see an upcoming executive order is planned to this effect.
We can only hope that he remembers to take his Alzheimers pills, and unruffles his panties.
I just can't wait until the press conference... Maybe a drinking game where you take a sip every time he uses the word, "complicated" in his speech. I feel like every time he discusses anything, that's his go-to saying. Everyone else just doesn't understand because things are so complicated only the great intellect of Joe Biden could possibly grasp it. If there's one thing that inspires confidence on the world stage, it's considering everything extremely complicated.
I learned at an early age that if people think things are complicated, it's because they lack understanding. If someone understands something completely, they can describe it to you in very simple terms. Beware the person who hesitates to explain something because it's complicated. That only means they don't understand it.
As for Biden's view on Bitcoin, I'm pretty sure he'll say, "it's complicated."