Do you have Asperger's?
..or reading comprehension issues?
I hear they offer classes to people with Asperger's to learn things like satire and sarcasm...even basic humor.
Being able to read other human emotion is an important aspect of life. I'm sure they offer these classes somewhere in your area.
I don't use Facebook. So rather than spend the first 30 minutes of my day Facebooking like 95% of the internet-privy world, I come here and piss people off.
I consider it like Cheerios; I leave feeling like I really have to take a shit because I'm lactose intolerant and forgot to use soy milk instead of regular milk in my cereal.