Topic: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) (Read 2983 times)
I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.
Call me brad
i wanna give u something
eng ing eng..............
i wanna give u condom
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i wanna give u something
eng ing eng..............
Quote
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Are you an angel?
Because i'm allergic to feathers.
And then puke.
Because i'm allergic to feathers.
And then puke.
Call me Fred Flintstone, I am here to make your bedrock.
Just fun to read through this thread,
just keep 'em coming
just keep 'em coming
Get your coat you've pulled
'dead or alive your coming with me'
hello, you wanna make a baby ?
Yep, contest is over but it is still a funny thread to keep an eye on.
Pretty certain there were 2 winners, contest is long over, but some of these are pretty funny.
Anyone win this yet.
I was looking for the winner too..! we already learned few pickup lines that we should never say in our real lives unless we want to get hit right on face 
Anyone win this yet.
Hi, Have you ever heard of the Non-Aggression Principal? 
He must run a non-government school.
Amusing thread.
For aficionados of bad pick up lines, here's a few great videos on the very subject!
http://youtu.be/qi7Y121LgY0
http://youtu.be/pdXCFFYHjYk
http://youtu.be/DfGS1oRk4K8
http://youtu.be/TDHF41XU1Iw
For aficionados of bad pick up lines, here's a few great videos on the very subject!
http://youtu.be/qi7Y121LgY0
http://youtu.be/pdXCFFYHjYk
http://youtu.be/DfGS1oRk4K8
http://youtu.be/TDHF41XU1Iw
Thank you.
Someday, I will rediscover this when I have more time for YouTube.
Amusing thread.
For aficionados of bad pick up lines, here's a few great videos on the very subject!
http://youtu.be/qi7Y121LgY0
http://youtu.be/pdXCFFYHjYk
http://youtu.be/DfGS1oRk4K8
http://youtu.be/TDHF41XU1Iw
For aficionados of bad pick up lines, here's a few great videos on the very subject!
http://youtu.be/qi7Y121LgY0
http://youtu.be/pdXCFFYHjYk
http://youtu.be/DfGS1oRk4K8
http://youtu.be/TDHF41XU1Iw
Hi, Have you ever heard of the Non-Aggression Principal?
I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls.
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
I know contest is closed but just for the hell of it.
Girl: "I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "I have a goldfish"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter"
Aha, I see that now. Lameness accusation removed. 
I think half way down page one he sent BTC to Gofoter for one reply. After that it's just people posting I think mate.
I'm not even bothered if there was a prize. It was just fun to read some of these and also remember the really old cheesy ones from when I was a kid LOL.
I'm not sure that I'm "bothered" but if the OP never paid anyone it does seem a bit lame. Just my opinion.
I'm not even bothered if there was a prize. It was just fun to read some of these and also remember the really old cheesy ones from when I was a kid LOL.
Did anyone actually get a prize here or was the OP just fooling us?
Do you work for Subway cos you are giving me a foot long?
Still no winner? The suspense is getting hard to bear
And another one, for posperity: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
And another one, for posperity: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
Lol, is that posterity or prosperity? Same edit distance to posperity
Does this smell like Chloroform to you?
Do you like Chicken?
Then suck this it's Fowl. ( Foul ).
Then suck this it's Fowl. ( Foul ).
Worst pickup line (as in truly terrible and confusing):
I am a lion you are like the sky this is a drinking thing party. (then smile)
Worst pickup line (as in you wish you didn't hear it):
Will you ride on my spaceship cos you are out of this world!
Worst pickup line (as in it just might work, you have to get the timing right):
Hey do I love you? No, I mean do I know you? Sorry, it's hard to hear in here. I was trying to see if I could buy you a drink.
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I am a lion you are like the sky this is a drinking thing party. (then smile)
Worst pickup line (as in you wish you didn't hear it):
Will you ride on my spaceship cos you are out of this world!
Worst pickup line (as in it just might work, you have to get the timing right):
Hey do I love you? No, I mean do I know you? Sorry, it's hard to hear in here. I was trying to see if I could buy you a drink.
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Why to go mall man? Just grab a girl from facebook.
Still no winner? The suspense is getting hard to bear
And another one, for posperity: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
And another one, for posperity: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
Do this after beckoning her to come to you with 1 finger.
"I just wanted to see if I could make you come with 1 finger"
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"I just wanted to see if I could make you come with 1 finger"
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I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
hey baby do you know that everytime i see you i get numb and skeptical
just because you remind me of my toilet bowl
just because you remind me of my toilet bowl
"You're the prettiest animal in this zoo."
"Secret Service, ma'am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know."
'Ever met a real geekolo?'
'Wanna see my litecoin rig?'
'Wanna see my litecoin rig?'
i dont want you, sory go now!!!
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Does this brick belong to you?
nice underarms are you using coal as as deodorant?
I don't know where you guys come up with this stuff I'm on the floor over here and begging for mercy. Keep them coming if you will.. pretty sure the contest is over but I just can't get enough.
Hey baby, are you an archeologist? Because I have a very large bone for you to examine.
Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cus dam.
Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cus dam.
Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
My d*ck just died, can I bury it in your ass?
Hey baby, wanna pump and dump?
Hey baby, wanna pump and dump?
I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls.
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
My last few entries (LOL):
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
People say the Moon is beautiful ... but I said no. People say that the planet venus is beautiful ... but I think not. I say the Earth is beautiful and gorgeous ... because there is you.
:p
:p
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
Nice legs. When do they open?
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
~~;~@
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Are you an angel?
Because i'm allergic to feathers.
And then puke.
Because i'm allergic to feathers.
And then puke.
Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
My magic watch says you’re missing your pants. No? Well, it must be 10 minutes fast.
My address is 184GZennhfxZGiLtdEY5tQJWKkjYXJpNif.
Thanks!
My address is 184GZennhfxZGiLtdEY5tQJWKkjYXJpNif.
Thanks!
Throw an ice-cube on the floor, stamp on it and say:
Well, the ice is broken now.
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Well, the ice is broken now.
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I could see myself in your pants.
*Grab a girl by her crotch and ask:
Is this seat taken?
Is this seat taken?
Do you cum often?
Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
I wrote the dictionary on my co*k last night, if you come to my house I'll put some words in your mouth.
Here's mine:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls.
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
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