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October 20, 2013, 04:49:21 AM
#83
For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money.  

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  

Asshole. I just almost died from laughter.

Well played.

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October 19, 2013, 06:51:06 PM
#82
For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money.  

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  

Asshole. I just almost died from laughter.

Well played.
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July 21, 2012, 02:30:43 AM
#81
Negative comments really don't bother me.  I'm going to reach my goals with or without this loan, it would only catalyze the process. The truth will reveal itself with time and that's all that matters.

Oh christ. Its fucking Atlas!

Obviously hes buying jurassic park island and intends to bring back dinosaurs.
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July 19, 2012, 01:59:59 PM
#80
Not yet.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.... ITS GONE.
legendary
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July 19, 2012, 12:55:10 PM
#79
Not yet.
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July 19, 2012, 09:01:54 AM
#78
i will put my money on NO.....
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July 19, 2012, 03:56:00 AM
#77
Did you ever get this loan?

Lol?
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July 19, 2012, 03:52:31 AM
#76
Did you ever get this loan?
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June 23, 2012, 10:18:53 AM
#75
I smoke weed... I can grow great weed.... I have pic's to prove...


I'll take your 1-10mil in BTC now please Tongue
legendary
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June 21, 2012, 03:52:37 PM
#74
He's not the only person that doesn't smoke weed.  Or at least not anymore, or perhaps occasionally.
legendary
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June 20, 2012, 03:32:35 PM
#73
Just wait till they legalize pot.  All your hopes, dreams goals...poof!
Speak for yourself!   Smiley  hehe

I don't smoke pot.  Surprised?
I guess not. I always thought your name meant something else that I don't get, besides "a joint".

A joint also means a club or a location.  As in " 'eyyyyy welcome to da joint!"
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June 20, 2012, 03:24:58 PM
#72
Just wait till they legalize pot.  All your hopes, dreams goals...poof!
Speak for yourself!   Smiley  hehe

I don't smoke pot.  Surprised?
I guess not. I always thought your name meant something else that I don't get, besides "a joint".
legendary
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June 19, 2012, 04:42:26 PM
#71
People would still buy it commercially. The legality would allow companies to compete, therefor lowering prices and increasing quality.

But this loan has nothing to do with cannabis.  Good try though.
legendary
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June 19, 2012, 03:55:13 PM
#70
Just wait till they legalize pot.  All your hopes, dreams goals...poof!


They'll be a market for better pot...... not government certified reefer...

Or everyone would just grow their own and wouldn't need to buy any.
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June 19, 2012, 03:50:16 PM
#69
Just wait till they legalize pot.  All your hopes, dreams goals...poof!


They'll be a market for better pot...... not government certified reefer...
legendary
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June 19, 2012, 03:20:06 PM
#68
Just wait till they legalize pot.  All your hopes, dreams goals...poof!
Speak for yourself!   Smiley  hehe

I don't smoke pot.  Surprised?
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June 19, 2012, 03:14:05 PM
#67
Negative comments really don't bother me.  I'm going to reach my goals with or without this loan, it would only catalyze the process. The truth will reveal itself with time and that's all that matters.

Oh christ. Its fucking Atlas!
legendary
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June 19, 2012, 03:07:48 PM
#66
Just wait till they legalize pot.  All your hopes, dreams goals...poof!
Speak for yourself!   Smiley  hehe
legendary
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June 18, 2012, 04:04:30 PM
#65
Just wait till they legalize pot.  All your hopes, dreams goals...poof!
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June 18, 2012, 03:41:14 PM
#64
Shrooms are hardly worth anything... Grow Cocaine tree's.... Want to buy some seeds? I only have the dime bag seeds though.... The Ounce bag tree seeds will cost ya...
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June 18, 2012, 03:29:03 PM
#63
Negative comments really don't bother me.  I am or am not going to reach my goals with or without this loan, it would only catalyze the process. The truth will reveal itself with time and that's all that matters.
FTFY
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June 18, 2012, 02:48:31 PM
#62
Negative comments really don't bother me.  I'm going to reach my goals with or without this loan, it would only catalyze the process. The truth will reveal itself with time and that's all that matters.
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June 18, 2012, 02:10:29 AM
#61
This just in:

Dank's an idiot.

That was in from the first time he tried to get millions of dollars loaned to him to make marijuana seasteadings. 
legendary
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June 18, 2012, 01:56:43 AM
#60
Put down the shovel, your digging yourself to China.. In all "seriousness" if someone wants some prime Kentucky farm land, I can do .000005% interest on amounts over 100k  Wink

Really dude, what the hell, pictures of this beautiful non depreciating land would help.... not really but at least you can show your not completely full of shit. Most farm land in the Bluegrass is protected so that you can not develop it, you have yet to list anything about the land except it is beautiful. My ex girlfriend's family owns a 1500 acre horse farm and turned down a 22 million dollar offer. Do you have any money to put towards this, having 0% on it is pathetic. Now say you had 250k and didn't have a situation that prevents you from paying loans back(don't we all wish) this might be a different thread, but alas you don't and that is why it is the biggest joke of the month. Why would anyone lend YOU money to buy THEM land. You've already fucked up if you hope for anyone serious about this.
Maybe if you knew what I knew you would feel differently. Maybe I just have a genuine idea?

Let's give the waters a test. 400 BTC loan, repay 450 by June 30 or 500 by July 14.

Doubt you have any idea, given you haven't provided there is no relevant information to anyone that would be interested. And as for the 400 BTC loan... RIIIIGHT unless you are growing shroom patches in the forest. I see absolutely nothing that says you have any know how of acquiring land or what to even do with it.

Mainly building infrastructure huh? That consists of what?
I don't know man, maybe houses?  You know, for people to live.  If you have the money, we can talk, why would I share it here?
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June 17, 2012, 11:11:54 PM
#59
This just in:

Dank's an idiot.
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June 17, 2012, 11:08:42 PM
#58
Put down the shovel, your digging yourself to China.. In all "seriousness" if someone wants some prime Kentucky farm land, I can do .000005% interest on amounts over 100k  Wink

Really dude, what the hell, pictures of this beautiful non depreciating land would help.... not really but at least you can show your not completely full of shit. Most farm land in the Bluegrass is protected so that you can not develop it, you have yet to list anything about the land except it is beautiful. My ex girlfriend's family owns a 1500 acre horse farm and turned down a 22 million dollar offer. Do you have any money to put towards this, having 0% on it is pathetic. Now say you had 250k and didn't have a situation that prevents you from paying loans back(don't we all wish) this might be a different thread, but alas you don't and that is why it is the biggest joke of the month. Why would anyone lend YOU money to buy THEM land. You've already fucked up if you hope for anyone serious about this.
Maybe if you knew what I knew you would feel differently. Maybe I just have a genuine idea?

Let's give the waters a test. 400 BTC loan, repay 450 by June 30 or 500 by July 14.

Doubt you have any idea, given you haven't provided there is no relevant information to anyone that would be interested. And as for the 400 BTC loan... RIIIIGHT unless you are growing shroom patches in the forest. I see absolutely nothing that says you have any know how of acquiring land or what to even do with it.

Mainly building infrastructure huh? That consists of what?
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June 17, 2012, 10:27:21 PM
#57
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?
What's with the preconceived notion that I'm going to something illegal?  We can talk about it privately, it moreso involves building infrastructure than anything.

What's with the preconceived notion that you can ask for other loans while having previous loans still unpaid?
Is there a rule against this? It wouldn't be the first time I've done it.

Just because you've done it doesn't mean it should be done.
Or are you one of those bozos who think the solution to get out of debt is to get more loans?
I'm doing fine, I manage my finances well.  This is totally seperate from mostly paid for loan.
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June 17, 2012, 06:11:49 PM
#56
Hey.. I have 73 Mortages.... With a total of 16 x the value of my home Tongue



No really I don't... But some do Tongue
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June 17, 2012, 05:49:31 PM
#55
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?
What's with the preconceived notion that I'm going to something illegal?  We can talk about it privately, it moreso involves building infrastructure than anything.

What's with the preconceived notion that you can ask for other loans while having previous loans still unpaid?
Is there a rule against this? It wouldn't be the first time I've done it.

Just because you've done it doesn't mean it should be done.
Or are you one of those bozos who think the solution to get out of debt is to get more loans?
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June 17, 2012, 05:05:07 PM
#54
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?
What's with the preconceived notion that I'm going to something illegal?  We can talk about it privately, it moreso involves building infrastructure than anything.

What's with the preconceived notion that you can ask for other loans while having previous loans still unpaid?
Is there a rule against this? It wouldn't be the first time I've done it.
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June 17, 2012, 02:05:42 PM
#53
LOL nice.. I get emails like that but it's for 250mil+   Mr. Aziarajafiuoaneiao
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June 17, 2012, 02:01:17 PM
#52
I have 2,6 mill in a account. But I need 25000$ for lawyer to get it out.. If u send me this 25K$, and we can make a deal for a mill.
I want 3 mil back within 4 years..

PM me..
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June 17, 2012, 01:58:00 PM
#51
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?




Just so you know leaf is not worth anything on the street....... There are no buds on those plants... WTF are they happy about?  The time wasted on those few pot plants could have went towards taking down some pedophile child molestors.....But instead "Me did good. me find plant, me hands stinky"
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June 17, 2012, 01:51:54 PM
#50
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?
What's with the preconceived notion that I'm going to something illegal?  We can talk about it privately, it moreso involves building infrastructure than anything.

What's with the preconceived notion that you can ask for other loans while having previous loans still unpaid?
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June 17, 2012, 01:20:21 PM
#49
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?
What's with the preconceived notion that I'm going to do something illegal?  We can talk about it privately, it moreso involves building infrastructure than anything.
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June 17, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
#48
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?

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June 17, 2012, 12:59:54 PM
#47
Maybe if you knew what I knew you would feel differently. Maybe I just have a genuine idea?

Let's give the waters a test. 400 BTC loan, repay 450 by June 30 or 500 by July 14.

Please stop posting.
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June 17, 2012, 12:54:37 PM
#46
Put down the shovel, your digging yourself to China.. In all "seriousness" if someone wants some prime Kentucky farm land, I can do .000005% interest on amounts over 100k  Wink

Really dude, what the hell, pictures of this beautiful non depreciating land would help.... not really but at least you can show your not completely full of shit. Most farm land in the Bluegrass is protected so that you can not develop it, you have yet to list anything about the land except it is beautiful. My ex girlfriend's family owns a 1500 acre horse farm and turned down a 22 million dollar offer. Do you have any money to put towards this, having 0% on it is pathetic. Now say you had 250k and didn't have a situation that prevents you from paying loans back(don't we all wish) this might be a different thread, but alas you don't and that is why it is the biggest joke of the month. Why would anyone lend YOU money to buy THEM land. You've already fucked up if you hope for anyone serious about this.
Maybe if you knew what I knew you would feel differently. Maybe I just have a genuine idea?

Let's give the waters a test. 400 BTC loan, repay 450 by June 30 or 500 by July 14.

How about you pay back your outstanding loans first?
I am working on it, I have the money but it takes time in this slow capitalistic society of ours.
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June 17, 2012, 12:49:06 PM
#45
Put down the shovel, your digging yourself to China.. In all "seriousness" if someone wants some prime Kentucky farm land, I can do .000005% interest on amounts over 100k  Wink

Really dude, what the hell, pictures of this beautiful non depreciating land would help.... not really but at least you can show your not completely full of shit. Most farm land in the Bluegrass is protected so that you can not develop it, you have yet to list anything about the land except it is beautiful. My ex girlfriend's family owns a 1500 acre horse farm and turned down a 22 million dollar offer. Do you have any money to put towards this, having 0% on it is pathetic. Now say you had 250k and didn't have a situation that prevents you from paying loans back(don't we all wish) this might be a different thread, but alas you don't and that is why it is the biggest joke of the month. Why would anyone lend YOU money to buy THEM land. You've already fucked up if you hope for anyone serious about this.
Maybe if you knew what I knew you would feel differently. Maybe I just have a genuine idea?

Let's give the waters a test. 400 BTC loan, repay 450 by June 30 or 500 by July 14.

How about you pay back your outstanding loans first?
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June 17, 2012, 12:45:21 PM
#44
Put down the shovel, your digging yourself to China.. In all "seriousness" if someone wants some prime Kentucky farm land, I can do .000005% interest on amounts over 100k  Wink

Really dude, what the hell, pictures of this beautiful non depreciating land would help.... not really but at least you can show your not completely full of shit. Most farm land in the Bluegrass is protected so that you can not develop it, you have yet to list anything about the land except it is beautiful. My ex girlfriend's family owns a 1500 acre horse farm and turned down a 22 million dollar offer. Do you have any money to put towards this, having 0% on it is pathetic. Now say you had 250k and didn't have a situation that prevents you from paying loans back(don't we all wish) this might be a different thread, but alas you don't and that is why it is the biggest joke of the month. Why would anyone lend YOU money to buy THEM land. You've already fucked up if you hope for anyone serious about this.
Maybe if you knew what I knew you would feel differently. Maybe I just have a genuine idea?

Let's give the waters a test. 400 BTC loan, repay 450 by June 30 or 500 by July 14.

lol
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June 16, 2012, 10:54:19 PM
#43
Put down the shovel, your digging yourself to China.. In all "seriousness" if someone wants some prime Kentucky farm land, I can do .000005% interest on amounts over 100k  Wink

Really dude, what the hell, pictures of this beautiful non depreciating land would help.... not really but at least you can show your not completely full of shit. Most farm land in the Bluegrass is protected so that you can not develop it, you have yet to list anything about the land except it is beautiful. My ex girlfriend's family owns a 1500 acre horse farm and turned down a 22 million dollar offer. Do you have any money to put towards this, having 0% on it is pathetic. Now say you had 250k and didn't have a situation that prevents you from paying loans back(don't we all wish) this might be a different thread, but alas you don't and that is why it is the biggest joke of the month. Why would anyone lend YOU money to buy THEM land. You've already fucked up if you hope for anyone serious about this.
Maybe if you knew what I knew you would feel differently. Maybe I just have a genuine idea?

Let's give the waters a test. 400 BTC loan, repay 450 by June 30 or 500 by July 14.
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June 14, 2012, 07:05:23 PM
#42
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?
He needs a lot of space for all his grass.

That's what I figured, and if true he's vastly understating the risk involved.
I thought that was clear from the simple fact that he asks for a 10 mil loan on a forum which isn't quite known as the most mature place ever, to put it lightly.
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June 14, 2012, 07:03:27 PM
#41
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?
He needs a lot of space for all his grass.

That's what I figured, and if true he's vastly understating the risk involved.
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June 14, 2012, 07:02:51 PM
#40
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?
He needs a lot of space for all his grass.
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June 14, 2012, 06:58:16 PM
#39
The land isn't gonna drop in value.

But it could be confiscated if you're doing anything illegal on it.  Can you tell us how this land will earn you so much money?
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June 14, 2012, 06:56:24 PM
#38
With the outstanding balance of your previous 60 BTC loan still looming overhead and this 'situation' that no one seems to know anything about, yet you use it as an excuse as per your tardiness in payback of the previous loan, I simply can not risk more than 10,000 BTC to invest with you currently.

Where can I send the funds ?
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June 14, 2012, 06:54:49 PM
#37
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June 14, 2012, 06:31:06 PM
#36
Put down the shovel, your digging yourself to China.. In all "seriousness" if someone wants some prime Kentucky farm land, I can do .000005% interest on amounts over 100k  Wink

Really dude, what the hell, pictures of this beautiful non depreciating land would help.... not really but at least you can show your not completely full of shit. Most farm land in the Bluegrass is protected so that you can not develop it, you have yet to list anything about the land except it is beautiful. My ex girlfriend's family owns a 1500 acre horse farm and turned down a 22 million dollar offer. Do you have any money to put towards this, having 0% on it is pathetic. Now say you had 250k and didn't have a situation that prevents you from paying loans back(don't we all wish) this might be a different thread, but alas you don't and that is why it is the biggest joke of the month. Why would anyone lend YOU money to buy THEM land. You've already fucked up if you hope for anyone serious about this.
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June 14, 2012, 05:53:12 PM
#35
With the outstanding balance of your previous 60 BTC loan still looming overhead and this 'situation' that no one seems to know anything about, yet you use it as an excuse as per your tardiness in payback of the previous loan, I simply can not risk more than 10,000 BTC to invest with you currently.

Where can I send the funds ?
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June 14, 2012, 05:03:26 PM
#34
Homeboy can't even follow through with the terms of a 60 BTC loan, and he now he wants 20% of all the Bitcoins currently in existence.  Fail.
You clearly don't know my situation.

Why would you accept such high interest? 3x the principal!, You could do way better than that in the traditional banking system, right?
Sure, but I have no problem with a high interest rate for a loan of this scale.  It's win-win and the more that win, the better.

I really don't even care if it's in bitcoins.  But I love bitcoins and think there are some people out here with the ability to make this a reality.  There's really little risk, I'll be spending most of it on 1000 acres of beautiful land.  The land isn't gonna drop in value.
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June 14, 2012, 04:09:16 PM
#33
Whats the minimum buy in for this loan?

I want to invest!! 
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June 14, 2012, 12:42:33 PM
#32
I knew you got really hungry when you got high, but I didn't know you got crazy too  Grin

Haven't you seen reefer madness?
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June 14, 2012, 11:39:17 AM
#31
Hi guyze, I wanna borrow all Bitcoins in existance and do something really cool with them, and repay 3x the amount of Bitcoins next week! Please send ASAP in the next 30 minutes or so.
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June 14, 2012, 11:28:34 AM
#30
Homeboy can't even follow through with the terms of a 60 BTC loan, and he now he wants 20% of all the Bitcoins currently in existence.  Fail.
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June 14, 2012, 11:26:56 AM
#29
Why would you accept such high interest? 3x the principal!, You could do way better than that in the traditional banking system, right?

Loan from person vs Loan from bank

Which one has the "easier to work with" factor? Especially for a loan as large as this.
I suppose, but with those terms you might as well approach the Mafia for a loan.   Undecided
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June 14, 2012, 11:23:45 AM
#28
Why would you accept such high interest? 3x the principal!, You could do way better than that in the traditional banking system, right?

Loan from person vs Loan from bank

Which one has the "easier to work with" factor? Especially for a loan as large as this.

At least that's my assumption.
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June 14, 2012, 10:45:39 AM
#27
Why would you accept such high interest? 3x the principal!, You could do way better than that in the traditional banking system, right?
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June 14, 2012, 10:34:29 AM
#26
Anyone have a quick link to the size of the current BTC market? I can't think that it would be much more than 10 mil?

Good luck dank!

Total Market Cap   $54.16 million
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June 14, 2012, 10:28:37 AM
#25
Anyone have a quick link to the size of the current BTC market? I can't think that it would be much more than 10 mil?

Good luck dank!
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June 14, 2012, 09:09:36 AM
#24
I knew you got really hungry when you got high, but I didn't know you got crazy too  Grin
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June 13, 2012, 05:12:00 PM
#23
shut the fuck up, dank... lol
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June 13, 2012, 05:05:02 PM
#22
I don't think you guys grabbed the concept that there is no set interest for this loan. You choose it. Want the 10 mil trippeled? That's fine.

If you have the capacity of providing a loan of this scale, we can talk further about my business plan somehow, or in person.

We can set this up in a way that the land is deeded to your name until the loan is paid for.  I'll put my life up for this, please take this thread seriously.

How much do I have to invest to be on bill gate's level. I'm talking a lot of money, I want to be able to pay him to suck my flap.
I can't guarantee a billion dollars with such loan but I perhaps could with 100 million. Not that I'm really interested in a loan that large, for there are much more important investments than lots of money.
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June 13, 2012, 04:53:42 PM
#21
I don't think you guys grabbed the concept that there is no set interest for this loan. You choose it. Want the 10 mil trippeled? That's fine.

If you have the capacity of providing a loan of this scale, we can talk further about my business plan somehow, or in person.

We can set this up in a way that the land is deeded to your name until the loan is paid for.  I'll put my life up for this, please take this thread seriously.

How much do I have to invest to be on bill gate's level. I'm talking a lot of money, I want to be able to pay him to suck my flap.
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You cannot kill love
June 13, 2012, 04:49:28 PM
#20
I don't think you guys grabbed the concept that there is no set interest for this loan. You choose it. Want the 10 mil trippeled? That's fine.

If you have the capacity of providing a loan of this scale, we can talk further about my business plan somehow, or in person.

We can set this up in a way that the land is deeded to your name until the loan is paid for.  I'll put my life up for this, please take this thread seriously.
legendary
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June 13, 2012, 12:36:11 AM
#19
Dude, my house and yard (0.88 acre) only cost me $66,450 and I got $500 worth of propane and a 200 sq ft shed with it.  You're doing it wrong.
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June 13, 2012, 12:31:43 AM
#18
I just had 100,000 btc, I could've gave you some
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June 13, 2012, 12:31:32 AM
#17
What's your business plan?
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June 13, 2012, 12:29:15 AM
#16
That's a lot of bitcoins
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Bitcoin is a food group.
June 13, 2012, 12:01:22 AM
#15


well this is only 500 grand... Throw together that house and yard, top it off with a garage and fit 17 or 18 of those babies in there!
legendary
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June 12, 2012, 06:28:34 PM
#14
I wonder how many motorcycles you could buy for a million bucks..

legendary
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June 12, 2012, 06:15:49 PM
#13
Whats the minimum buy in for this loan?
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June 12, 2012, 06:04:30 PM
#12
Address? I want to buy in before it's gone.
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Seal Cub Clubbing Club
June 12, 2012, 03:59:42 PM
#11
For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
And then what?

Then you would retire.  Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siestas with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos.
legendary
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You cannot kill love
June 12, 2012, 03:36:42 PM
#10
For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
And then what?

And then I'd have lots and lots of houses with yards.
I hardly see how this pertains to the thread.  If you want that, go do that.  If you want something more, work with me.
legendary
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June 12, 2012, 03:33:58 PM
#9
For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
And then what?

And then I'd have lots and lots of houses with yards.
legendary
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You cannot kill love
June 12, 2012, 03:32:51 PM
#8
For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
And then what?
legendary
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June 12, 2012, 03:27:12 PM
#7
For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
legendary
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You cannot kill love
June 12, 2012, 03:25:47 PM
#6
For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?
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June 12, 2012, 03:23:05 PM
#5
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Gerald Davis
June 12, 2012, 03:22:50 PM
#4
For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
legendary
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You cannot kill love
June 12, 2012, 03:20:22 PM
#3
WTF lol
No doubt, the most entertaining loan threads are yours Tongue
I guess, but they are serious.
legendary
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June 12, 2012, 03:17:36 PM
#2
WTF lol
No doubt, the most entertaining loan threads are yours Tongue
legendary
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You cannot kill love
June 12, 2012, 03:16:25 PM
#1
I want to invest in land, give me your loan and you'll have whatever you want in return.  10 million is ideal, but I can work with lower amounts.  I've had over a dozen successful trades on these forums and I'm capable of doing great things for both of us, if you give me a chance.

Loan period will be for 4-6 years.  I'll double your 10 million if you want.  I'll give you a beautiful house and yard.  Whatever makes you happy.
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