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Topic: 1 btc gamble , 300% return potential (Read 1457 times)

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August 15, 2013, 03:03:12 PM
#20
I was just joking okay. it was a joke.

This is the only post that makes me think it's Joey or his scamming moomoo wearin' momma.
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August 15, 2013, 02:57:39 PM
#19


Sadly Joey's scams are more straight forward and less stupid than this so I think that this guy's independent.
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August 15, 2013, 02:55:17 PM
#18
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August 15, 2013, 02:34:33 PM
#17
Do you know when a deal seems too good to be true?


This couldn't be further from it.
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August 13, 2013, 09:27:24 PM
#16
The satire probably does not work if you were the ones who fell for it -- namely each of those who replied to this post or believed it.
Joey u want moar pizzas?

Your argument is basically like what every guy says when he asks a girl to see her tits and gets rejected. "I was just kidding"

Your argument is like a "yo mama" joke with false analogies. But, I'll bite. My joke is like the one where that same female in your story originally told the guy, "Show me your penis and I'll show you mine." That would be satire of your sexual harassment story. You just arrived late and missed the beginning. You can see that the first reply was LULZ.

Lighten up people.
said the scammer
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August 13, 2013, 07:37:15 PM
#15
The satire probably does not work if you were the ones who fell for it -- namely each of those who replied to this post or believed it.
Joey u want moar pizzas?

Your argument is basically like what every guy says when he asks a girl to see her tits and gets rejected. "I was just kidding"

Your argument is like a "yo mama" joke with false analogies. But, I'll bite. My joke is like the one where that same female in your story originally told the guy, "Show me your penis and I'll show you mine." That would be satire of your sexual harassment story. You just arrived late and missed the beginning. You can see that the first reply was LULZ.

Lighten up people.
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August 13, 2013, 07:08:15 PM
#14
The satire probably does not work if you were the ones who fell for it -- namely each of those who replied to this post or believed it.
Joey u want moar pizzas?

Your argument is basically like what every guy says when he asks a girl to see her tits and gets rejected. "I was just kidding"
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August 13, 2013, 07:03:58 PM
#13
The satire probably does not work for those who fell for it -- namely each of those who replied to this post or believed it.
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August 13, 2013, 12:59:22 PM
#12
I was just joking okay. it was a joke.

It wasn't a funny joke.

+1

You're posting garbage to a crowd who takes money and loaning very seriously. Don't expect to ever be able to get a loan here.

This wasn't a nice reply.

Trying to get people to waste 100+ dollars isn't nice either, whether it was a "joke" or not.

We all know he wasn't joking.
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August 13, 2013, 12:56:02 PM
#11
I was just joking okay. it was a joke.

It wasn't a funny joke.

+1

You're posting garbage to a crowd who takes money and loaning very seriously. Don't expect to ever be able to get a loan here.

This wasn't a nice reply.

Trying to get people to waste 100+ dollars isn't nice either, whether it was a "joke" or not.
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August 13, 2013, 11:03:19 AM
#10
I was just joking okay. it was a joke.

It wasn't a funny joke.

+1

You're posting garbage to a crowd who takes money and loaning very seriously. Don't expect to ever be able to get a loan here.

This wasn't a nice reply.
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August 13, 2013, 10:41:43 AM
#9
I was just joking okay. it was a joke.

It wasn't a funny joke.

+1

You're posting garbage to a crowd who takes money and loaning very seriously. Don't expect to ever be able to get a loan here.
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August 13, 2013, 06:24:41 AM
#8
I was just joking okay. it was a joke.

It wasn't a funny joke.
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August 13, 2013, 03:48:08 AM
#7
I was just joking okay. it was a joke.
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August 12, 2013, 09:43:43 PM
#6
Wouldn't it make more sense for the individual to bet themselves and keep all the profits?

I don't think you thought this all out  Roll Eyes

But then they have 100% of the risk. This way, as a loan, they only have 100% of the risk.
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August 12, 2013, 07:53:50 PM
#5
Time of an advanced math lesson.

Quote
You lend me 1 btc.

I make a satashi dice bet of 1 btc. (I'm using alternative gmlmamling sites. You're following ?)

If i win, I make a bet of 2 btc. (Who wouldn't, sincerely ? Still following ?)

If i win (You might get a bit lost here, but keep with me), then I GIVE YOU 3 BTC (See what I was saying ?), and I keep 1 btc (only  Cry).
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August 12, 2013, 06:50:53 PM
#4
you lend me 1 btc. I make a satashi dice bet of 1 btc. If i win, I make a bet of 2 btc. If i win, then i give you 3 btc, and I keep 1 btc. If at anytime I lose, we lose together and I do not owe you anything.

So

you get 300% what you invest if I win

(or you get negative 100% what you invest if I lose, we lose together).

Or you take the 1btc and just disappear.

At the very least, this should be in the gambling section, not loans.
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August 12, 2013, 06:50:48 PM
#3
Wouldn't it make more sense for the individual to bet themselves and keep all the profits?

I don't think you thought this all out  Roll Eyes
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August 12, 2013, 06:41:33 PM
#2
LULZ SCAMMER IS FULL OF LULZ TODAY
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August 12, 2013, 06:38:42 PM
#1
you lend me 1 btc. I make a satashi dice bet of 1 btc. If i win, I make a bet of 2 btc. If i win, then i give you 3 btc, and I keep 1 btc. If at anytime I lose, we lose together and I do not owe you anything.

So

you get 300% what you invest if I win

(or you get negative 100% what you invest if I lose, we lose together).
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