Listen kiddo, you aren't Warren Buffet and you must show your constituency that you take great care and pride in your work, and that includes having a serious website. Do you plan to show up to the debates in a suit made out of duct tape to show us that, in addition to being a 1337 console h/\ck3r, you are a 1337 clothing h/\ck3r?
Get a grip and show some damn respect for the voters. That website design, the "server" running it, and your attitude are absolutely disgusting.
You're funny.
Actually, if there was a Mythbusters convention, it probably would be appropriate to show up in a suit made a duct tape. Your post reminded me of a funny story. I showed up in my nice suit (yes, real suit, not duct tape) at a local Bitcoin Meetup last month to introduce myself, and at first, a few guys were nervous because thought thought I was a FBI agent.
But really, my website isn't the prettiest, but it isn't THAT bad. It's actually pretty similar looking to this Bitcointalk forums site. My site is divided into clearly defined pages that you can navigate to along the top. It's got social media integrations to Facebook, Google+. It has Google Mappings integrations using Google Fusion Tables. And also integrations with PayPal and Coinbase for donations. You can easily find what you're looking for without getting stuck into needless loops or clickbait.
You think running a server off a Microsoft Xbox in Washington State, where Microsoft is based out of, is disgusting?