Yeah, it's no surprise. You know why? Hal is dead. He died on the year 2014, can't you read?
My theory is he might have done it like Elvis. He made up having ALS and faked his own death after 5 years. Now he's pretending that his account is hacked and he will start using the account once again making us think it's a hacker using it but it's really him.
Satoshi must be telling him, "Oh all that just because you didn't use a pseudonym. You had to make yourself known."
He later realized he was talking to himself in front of a bathroom mirror.