Joey's cat.
Are you talking about AndrewWilliams?
Topic: $3000 Loan (Read 1979 times)
Rob a bank or something, make more money that way.
Joey's cat.
Are you talking about AndrewWilliams? 
Offer to set up networks or fix PCs on Craigslist. Your OP is too sobby and open ended for anyone to loan you. Not being a troll, just truthful.
Like I said, I can't mess with an internet Einstein. Your not worth reading so ignored. See ya.
And yet you continue to read. You are a good source of entertainment.
@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?
Are you another bitter loan requester that was shot down from lack of credibility, collateral or reputation? What do feelings have to do with loans? Need a hug do you?
Just a human that has some feelings. If you don't want to lend just ignore or say it nicely not making fun of it.
If you don't like the posts, stop reading and posting.
Sudbdl has a point. Just because someone asks for a loan doesn't mean you have to be a dick, does it? I know the internet tubes make people invincible and anonymous and all, but thats not justification. Clearly someone with 180 activity should be treated a little better than someone with a joey alt and level 6 activity no? And maybe perhaps if you don't like the fact that some people may want to respond differently, maybe your the one that should shut the fuck up and read on.
For you:
wuh oh, I messed with a comedy genius. I am going to step away from the keyboard now as that image copy pasta is just to witty to contend with. Feel free to continue being a twat.
Aren't you the witty one! Did it take you all night to think this up after your first deleted, lame reply? Talk about "genius".
@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?
Are you another bitter loan requester that was shot down from lack of credibility, collateral or reputation? What do feelings have to do with loans? Need a hug do you?
Just a human that has some feelings. If you don't want to lend just ignore or say it nicely not making fun of it.
If you don't like the posts, stop reading and posting.
Sudbdl has a point. Just because someone asks for a loan doesn't mean you have to be a dick, does it? I know the internet tubes make people invincible and anonymous and all, but thats not justification. Clearly someone with 180 activity should be treated a little better than someone with a joey alt and level 6 activity no? And maybe perhaps if you don't like the fact that some people may want to respond differently, maybe your the one that should shut the fuck up and read on.
For you:
People having less than 100 activity should be banned.
@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?
That's right, us loaners are total robots
Especially mean to the newbies here ~ @OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?
Are you another bitter loan requester that was shot down from lack of credibility, collateral or reputation? What do feelings have to do with loans? Need a hug do you?
Just a human that has some feelings. If you don't want to lend just ignore or say it nicely not making fun of it.
If you don't like the posts, stop reading and posting.
@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?
Are you another bitter loan requester that was shot down from lack of credibility, collateral or reputation? What do feelings have to do with loans? Need a hug do you?
Just a human that has some feelings. If you don't want to lend just ignore or say it nicely not making fun of it.
@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?
Are you another bitter loan requester that was shot down from lack of credibility, collateral or reputation? What do feelings have to do with loans? Need a hug do you?
@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?
I have seen a lot of people say 'it doesn't hurt to ask' when they are coming on here to ask for loans. I disagree with this statement. If you are an honest person, I think it really does hurt to ask. You are putting yourself in a situation where on this site you will be known as 'that guy who asked for $3000'.
Also I would say that you should think of these requests like a credit application. If you get knocked back for this loan (which I would expect you will) it seriously damages any loan request you may have in the future.
Also I would say that you should think of these requests like a credit application. If you get knocked back for this loan (which I would expect you will) it seriously damages any loan request you may have in the future.
Why don't you ask a bank?
Because I don't have any credit. Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.
Exactly why you need to provide adequate collateral.
Then give 4 of those "worthy possessions". See, it's fun to use your brain!
Good luck! You are supposed to be broke in college, though, buddy. Go buy a tent and use the public showers in the gym. You'll be fine
I sure hope you aren't trying to obtain an English degree.
No, computer networking.
I sure hope you aren't trying to obtain an English degree.
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You own yourself.
Seriously. I can be your internet pimp. I'll send you encouraging or dismissive messages based on your performance and when someone tries to rip you off or injure you, I'll send them pictures of their houses.
Seriously. I can be your internet pimp. I'll send you encouraging or dismissive messages based on your performance and when someone tries to rip you off or injure you, I'll send them pictures of their houses.
Why don't you ask a bank?
Because I don't have any credit. Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.
Exactly why you need to provide adequate collateral.
Why don't you ask a bank?
Because I don't have any credit. Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.
Exactly why you need to provide adequate collateral.
Why don't you ask a bank?
Because I don't have any credit. Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.
Why don't you ask a bank?
- How comfortable are you with things sticking in or out of your bottoms?
Good one
No. Collateral please, if you are broke, get a loan in person from someone.
First let me ask you a few questions.
- Are you physically fit?
- Do you have a recent health checkup/blood test/immunoassay?
- Do you have a means to travel and if yes in what range?
- On a scale from hideous to gorgeous how -eous are you?
- How comfortable are you with things sticking in or out of your bottoms?
- Are you physically fit?
- Do you have a recent health checkup/blood test/immunoassay?
- Do you have a means to travel and if yes in what range?
- On a scale from hideous to gorgeous how -eous are you?
- How comfortable are you with things sticking in or out of your bottoms?
Hey guys,
First let me start by saying I know there is nearly 0 chance of me getting this loan. It does not hurt to ask, though, so here goes.
I am in desperate need of pull behind camper to live in so I can attend college in the Spring. I lost my job several months back and had to move out of state with the inlaws. I have tried my best, but have been unable to get a job since that time.
My parents own a small parcel of land and will allow me to move a camper onto it so I have a place to live while finishing my degree. (Only have two more classes.)
I am completely broke, accept for a few coin holdings. I have less than $10 in the bank. I have to order my sanity pills of the silk road because I can't afford a doctor.
$2-3k would make my life infinitely better.
How I would repay:
I qualify for student grants that would give me around $1000 in extra money. I also can get on federal work study at my college and would get about $2000 for working for the total semester. Thus I would have around $3000 to pay back around May of 2014. I will also better in a much better position to get a job once I get my degree. I also will get a part time job once I move back. (Even if its fast food.)
I am willing to give ID, address, ect upon request.
If anyone is will to help out, or has a camper in the US they are not using, I would be very greatful.
If not, at least I tried.
First let me start by saying I know there is nearly 0 chance of me getting this loan. It does not hurt to ask, though, so here goes.
I am in desperate need of pull behind camper to live in so I can attend college in the Spring. I lost my job several months back and had to move out of state with the inlaws. I have tried my best, but have been unable to get a job since that time.
My parents own a small parcel of land and will allow me to move a camper onto it so I have a place to live while finishing my degree. (Only have two more classes.)
I am completely broke, accept for a few coin holdings. I have less than $10 in the bank. I have to order my sanity pills of the silk road because I can't afford a doctor.
$2-3k would make my life infinitely better.
How I would repay:
I qualify for student grants that would give me around $1000 in extra money. I also can get on federal work study at my college and would get about $2000 for working for the total semester. Thus I would have around $3000 to pay back around May of 2014. I will also better in a much better position to get a job once I get my degree. I also will get a part time job once I move back. (Even if its fast food.)
I am willing to give ID, address, ect upon request.
If anyone is will to help out, or has a camper in the US they are not using, I would be very greatful.
If not, at least I tried.
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