30BTC for 30mins of prayer/visualization/whatever you wanna call it

deadlizard

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Quote from: Alex Beckenham on April 30, 2011, 11:50:00 AM

Quote from: edd on April 30, 2011, 08:22:35 AM

Related service: For a one time fee of 100 BTC, I'll adopt your pets once you've disappeared due to the Rapture. Money back guarantee if the Rapture comes and your pets go, too.

Or, for only 99 BTC, I'll cook your pets and see if any of them taste like chicken.

is it bad that I read chicken as children ?

edd

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Quote from: Alex Beckenham on April 30, 2011, 11:50:00 AM

Quote from: edd on April 30, 2011, 08:22:35 AM

Related service: For a one time fee of 100 BTC, I'll adopt your pets once you've disappeared due to the Rapture. Money back guarantee if the Rapture comes and your pets go, too.

Or, for only 99 BTC, I'll cook your pets and see if any of them taste like chicken.

Spoiler: They do.

Alex Beckenham

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Activity: 154

Merit: 100

Quote from: edd on April 30, 2011, 08:22:35 AM

Related service: For a one time fee of 100 BTC, I'll adopt your pets once you've disappeared due to the Rapture. Money back guarantee if the Rapture comes and your pets go, too.

Or, for only 99 BTC, I'll cook your pets and see if any of them taste like chicken.

bitcoinBull

legendary

Activity: 826

Merit: 1001

rippleFanatic

I'll vouch for TiagoTiago.

He started praying, visualizing, or whatever for the price to go up and it smashed $3.00.

Is he going to continue and take us past $4?

We must do whatever makes him happy.

I follow you guru, TiagoTiago.

edd

donator

Activity: 1414

Merit: 1001

Related service: For a one time fee of 100 BTC, I'll adopt your pets once you've disappeared due to the Rapture. Money back guarantee if the Rapture comes and your pets go, too.

deadlizard

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Merit: 11

Forgot to mention I also have no restrictions on the form of supplication, sacrifice or deity.
And I'll take 50% off the first week if you pay for a month in advance. Cool

edd

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Activity: 1414

Merit: 1001

I'm offering insurance against ne'er-do-wells and other negative energy - for 50% of the price you pay to any of the above, I'll mentally construct a spiritual "firewall" to boost performance and eliminate disruption from anyone who might wish you harm or failure. (Disclaimer: I'm only removing any obstacles for your "paid prayer," not endorsing or vouching for their efforts.)

Convery

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Activity: 966

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Quote from: TiagoTiago on April 30, 2011, 06:48:20 AM

Quote from: Convery on April 30, 2011, 06:38:18 AM

Quote from: TiagoTiago on April 30, 2011, 06:35:20 AM

The service is praying for your request, that i will do; but making things actually happen is beyond the scope of the offer.

Oh, we need some competition here.

I'll pray/hope for whatever you want at a low price of 10BTC a day. :3

Those thinking on going with him instead of me, considering his approach, do you think he will really perform the service?

Approach and approach, we get the same work done so I see no argument why someone would pay you 1 BTC a min for doing nothing when they can pay me 0.3 BTC a min or even deadlizard at 0.16 BTC per min for doing nothing :3

Same work for less money, lower your prices to compete? =P

PS. I wonder if there really room on the market for false hope..

deadlizard

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Quote from: TiagoTiago on April 30, 2011, 06:48:20 AM

Quote from: Convery on April 30, 2011, 06:38:18 AM

Quote from: TiagoTiago on April 30, 2011, 06:35:20 AM

The service is praying for your request, that i will do; but making things actually happen is beyond the scope of the offer.

Oh, we need some competition here.

I'll pray/hope for whatever you want at a low price of 10BTC a day. :3

Those thinking on going with him instead of me, considering his approach, do you think he will really perform the service?

Competition is a good thing, I will also offer my services locked at the current Mtgox rate
5BTC or 13.75USD whichever is cheaper. You can specify a specific 30 minute block in GMT so you know exactly when I'm praying. I have no restrictions on subject matter either.

TiagoTiago

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Merit: 500

Firstbits.com/1fg4i :)

Quote from: Convery on April 30, 2011, 06:38:18 AM

Quote from: TiagoTiago on April 30, 2011, 06:35:20 AM

The service is praying for your request, that i will do; but making things actually happen is beyond the scope of the offer.

Oh, we need some competition here.

I'll pray/hope for whatever you want at a low price of 10BTC a day. :3

Those thinking on going with him instead of me, considering his approach, do you think he will really perform the service?

TiagoTiago

hero member

Activity: 616

Merit: 500

Firstbits.com/1fg4i :)

Quote from: Convery on April 30, 2011, 06:24:18 AM

Ahh, Poe's law is so cruel.. Not sure if this is real Undecided

I make no claims that my prayers will or will not have any effect in the odds the wish will become a reality.

Convery

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Activity: 966

Merit: 254

Quote from: TiagoTiago on April 30, 2011, 06:35:20 AM

The service is praying for your request, that i will do; but making things actually happen is beyond the scope of the offer.

Oh, we need some competition here.

I'll pray/hope for whatever you want at a low price of 10BTC a day. :3

TiagoTiago

hero member

Activity: 616

Merit: 500

Firstbits.com/1fg4i :)

The service is praying for your request, that i will do; but making things actually happen is beyond the scope of the offer.

Convery

sr. member

Activity: 966

Merit: 254

Ahh, Poe's law is so cruel.. Not sure if this is real Undecided

bitcoinBull

legendary

Activity: 826

Merit: 1001

rippleFanatic

I'm game.

I want you to pray that bitcoins will reach $30 USD per on MtGox.

Your 30 900 BTC will be held in escrow at ClearCoin for those 30 days. If the price is $30 USD on MtGox on the 30th day, they'll be released to you. Cheesy

EDIT: You may also black magic, chaos magic, Satanic powers, Scientology, the power of The Secret, or Jedi mind powers.

TiagoTiago

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Activity: 616

Merit: 500

Firstbits.com/1fg4i :)

Like this:

Say you wanna find this photo you lost.

You pay me 30BTC * 7 and each day for a week i'll dedicate 30 minutes of my time focusing on asking the powers that be for you to find that photo.

deadlizard

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wat?

TiagoTiago

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Activity: 616

Merit: 500

Firstbits.com/1fg4i :)

Here's the deal, you tell me what you want me to pray for, and if i'm ok with praying for that you send me 30BTC for each day you wish me to dedicate 30 minute of my time praying for what you requested, and for 30 minutes each day you paid for i'll focus my mind on asking for that/visualizing that being real.

For the moment i'm acepting at most 30 days for each request and only at most 2 or 3 concurent requests.

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