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Topic: A great day for humanity: Drone problem solved! (Read 406 times)

legendary
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One of the greatest pests of our times: the Drone.
They make noise, they spy on you and they shoot rockets at you while you are not suspecting it.

Of course there are multiple solutions. We have the telescopic fly swatter:



Or the Redneck solution:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGLxKXtkHpY

Both have their obvious downsides of course. Luckily Lockheed Martin now has the final solution: GIANT SPACE LAZORS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l5qKSKsfUPM

I send Lockheed Martin an email asking if they ship to Jemen and Waziristan, and whether the device works with a 15W diesel generator.



I like the Redneck solution Smiley Smiley seems like working! Smiley hehehe.

But ammo is too expensive ... perhaps the telescopic fly swatter could be a cheap way to help us too.
sr. member
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 That looks like so much fun. I so want to do that. I know a guy that flies those and I have a machine guns for it. Looks like I found my new sport.
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 250
Lol need a pretty big swatter.
hero member
Activity: 617
Merit: 528
One of the greatest pests of our times: the Drone.
They make noise, they spy on you and they shoot rockets at you while you are not suspecting it.

Of course there are multiple solutions. We have the telescopic fly swatter:



Or the Redneck solution:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGLxKXtkHpY

Both have their obvious downsides of course. Luckily Lockheed Martin now has the final solution: GIANT SPACE LAZORS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l5qKSKsfUPM

I send Lockheed Martin an email asking if they ship to Jemen and Waziristan, and whether the device works with a 15W diesel generator.

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