You should get started on your autobiography!
Phinnaeus Gage was a man whose pride in his Lithuanian ancestry coexisted easily with his conviction that the Bitcoiner was the whole truly superior being.
Topic: A waitress asked for my autograph. (Read 2239 times)
Phinnaeus Gage was a man whose pride in his Lithuanian ancestry coexisted easily with his conviction that the Bitcoiner was the whole truly superior being.
You should get started on your autobiography!
next time sign it "kris kringle"
When I saw the thread title....
.... I knew who it was about.
.... I knew who it was about.
Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers 
). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.
Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.
I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.
~TMIBTCITW
). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.
I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.
~TMIBTCITW
Let me know when you start offering those lapdances. I have many enemies and bitcoins.
I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now
Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?
No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.
Was you wearing the beard?
You got it backwards. I've seen Phinnaeus in person, and I know for a fact that he actually IS the beard. The rest of him just grows out of the beard, not the other way around.
So you consider signing the bill as an autograph?
Someones a celebrity 
Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers ). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.
Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.
I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.
~TMIBTCITW
). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.
I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.
~TMIBTCITW
Did she also take a half eaten piece of your dinner roll and put it in a baggie for her?
I want your autograph too 
Maybe Phinnaeus could sell them for charity. Signed pictures of the Tutu shot
.A signed Tutu photo would be awesome. All income goes to Sean's Outpost?!
I wonder how they would come out as 8x10 glossy. Also, I guess I could print a limited number and have them numbered, keeping the first pre-mined million for myself.
I want your autograph too
Maybe Phinnaeus could sell them for charity. Signed pictures of the Tutu shot
.A signed Tutu photo would be awesome. All income goes to Sean's Outpost?!
According to wikipedia you died in 1860. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage
This is getting weirder and weirder
This is getting weirder and weirder
"Phineas P. Gage (1823–1860) was an American railroad construction foreman remembered for his improbable[C] survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe, and for that injury's reported effects on his personality and behavior over the remaining 12 years of his life, effects so profound that (for a time at least) friends saw him as "no longer Gage."
Hahahahahah. Hilarious etc.
Note to self: hilariousandco dox's the dead.
Who are you? You famous or something?
My second (and last) wife (divorce) was from India having the maiden name Patel.
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According to wikipedia you died in 1860. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage
This is getting weirder and weirder
This is getting weirder and weirder
"Phineas P. Gage (1823–1860) was an American railroad construction foreman remembered for his improbable[C] survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe, and for that injury's reported effects on his personality and behavior over the remaining 12 years of his life, effects so profound that (for a time at least) friends saw him as "no longer Gage."
Hahahahahah. Hilarious etc.
According to wikipedia you died in 1860. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage
This is getting weirder and weirder
This is getting weirder and weirder
Will be very exciting to see that actual girl replying to this thread
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I want your autograph too
Maybe Phinnaeus could sell them for charity. Signed pictures of the Tutu shot
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I want your autograph too
Should i know you ? are you famous ? if you are send me your autograph
now you are most famous person of this community and we all need your autograph here just something for this we also want to celebrate Christmas with your autograph
Should i know you ? are you famous ? if you are send me your autograph
I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin.
Nice job, but telling who you are on bitcointalk is bit cocky.
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I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now
Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?
No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.
Was you wearing the beard?
Who are you? You famous or something?
Wowee you must be the coolest person evar!
How does it feel to be a celebrity? Watch out for paparazzis!
I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now
Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?
No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.
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I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now
Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?
Lol, may be she is more talented in using your autograph .
Hope, she will message here where did she sold.
. Hope, she will message here where did she sold.
She's selling your autograph at ebay.
Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers ). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.
Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.
I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.
~TMIBTCITW
). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.
I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.
~TMIBTCITW
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