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Topic: Acquiring (Read 1259 times)

legendary
Activity: 1106
Merit: 1007
Hide your women
June 16, 2011, 07:51:37 PM
#10
1. Prank call my boss at a time when I have a rock-solid alibi
2. Be my wingman when I'm on the prowl for women (I guess this could work on Facebook, but kinda lame)
3. Murder my wife's poodle
4. wait in line for me at the DMV, KFC, ETC.
5. plant trees to offset my carbon footprint
6. do my homework

Seriously, I need you to make a video of yourself as a fake correspondent for a fake newscast. Do you have a camera?  Send me a demo reel. I'll send you a script. 
legendary
Activity: 2618
Merit: 1007
June 16, 2011, 07:34:41 PM
#9
Maybe a kidney?
Can you already sell organs on silk road as well? Grin

Other than that maybe try to sell nude pictures of yourself... or threaten that you release them, depending!
full member
Activity: 168
Merit: 100
June 16, 2011, 06:52:31 PM
#8
what does a worthless guy with no skills and no items of worth sell to get BTC?

his body?
newbie
Activity: 57
Merit: 0
June 16, 2011, 03:15:22 PM
#7
what does a worthless guy with no skills and no items of worth sell to get BTC?

put a sig. at the bottom of your profile stating "donate bitcoins here"
full member
Activity: 518
Merit: 100
June 16, 2011, 03:03:19 PM
#6
I guess pointing a cpu miner to a pool and making a few bitcents would be a possible cryptocurrency equivalent of a red paperclip.
legendary
Activity: 1400
Merit: 1005
June 16, 2011, 02:59:34 PM
#5
I can't think of anything.
full member
Activity: 126
Merit: 100
June 16, 2011, 02:58:19 PM
#4
Who says he's investing? Maybe he just wants to give it a try. Maybe he wants to do some work and get paid for it so he can spend it.
sr. member
Activity: 464
Merit: 250
June 16, 2011, 02:56:05 PM
#3
agree only invest what you can afford to loose.
sr. member
Activity: 364
Merit: 252
June 16, 2011, 02:50:18 PM
#2
People with no disposable income shouldn't be investing in bitcoin at this point.
newbie
Activity: 51
Merit: 0
June 16, 2011, 02:44:20 PM
#1
what does a worthless guy with no skills and no items of worth sell to get BTC?
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