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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A bitcoin from every country.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four private keys,
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five double spends,
Four private keys,
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six wallet backups,
Five double spends,
Four private keys,
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Ponzi's scheming,
Six wallet backups,
Five double spends,
Four private keys,
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight trojans mining,
Seven Ponzi's scheming,
Six wallet backups,
Five double spends,
Four private keys,
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies stripping,
Eight trojans mining,
Seven Ponzi's scheming,
Six wallet backups,
Five double spends,
Four private keys,
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten feds a-sneaking,
Nine ladies stripping,
Eight trojans mining,
Seven Ponzi's scheming,
Six wallet backups,
Five double spends,
Four private keys,
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven hours syncing,
Ten feds a-sneaking,
Nine ladies stripping,
Eight trojans mining,
Seven Ponzi's scheming,
Six wallet backups,
Five double spends,
Four private keys,
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve scammers scamming,
Eleven hours syncing,
Ten feds a-sneaking,
Nine ladies stripping,
Eight trojans mining,
Seven Ponzi's scheming,
Six wallet backups,
Five double spends,
Four private keys,
Three Zhoutongs,
Two 'paca socks,
And a bitcoin from every country!