Topic: Alt coins will drive the future! (Read 576 times)

All these alternative coins are definitely going to solve all of our problems.

 Imagine going to the gas station for a fill up and a pack of smokes. Good thing I bought a crap load of Tobacco Coin when the market was down. Apparently it was found that smoking kills so people dumped their coins. I only have enough Gas Coin for half a tank, but the bum on the corner had some to spare. We hit the exchange to swap his Gas Coin for my Booze Coin, which once again I made out like a bandit. I go back and pay my 20 Gas Coin, dropped a few Soda Coin too, then on my way.

On the way home, I get a flat tire and call a tow truck. Good thing I have a multi-coin wallet handy because this flat is going to cost me. Between 1000 Tow Coin, 500 Tire Coin, and 55 Air Coin, I felt a little screwed. I felt like a paid with Without Lube Coin.

On the way home, temptation got the best of me, and I decided to pick up a hooker. I have always been a bag holder of FCK Coin and Tittie Coin, but for the first time I got to put the Tittie FCK Coin to use. (FCK and Tittie really do exist)

I just wish the utility companies didn't make things so complicated. I'm getting tired of transferring Flush Coins 5 times a day. Hopefully though I can get in on some cheap Power Coin. I only had 12 Power instead of the 120 coins that I needed, so I have to plug everything in with car adapters. I did try to pay my bills with BTC once, but I was told "BitCoin, more like Shit Coin," and they refused my payment. What I moron I was to thing that I could pay for something with a coin without dedicated purpose.