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Topic: An atom walks into a empty bar... (Read 401 times)

legendary
Activity: 1162
Merit: 1000
September 13, 2015, 04:28:35 AM
#4
atom jokes hu?

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
September 13, 2015, 12:51:56 AM
#3
Two atoms walk into a bar.

Atom 1: Come on, let's get wasted. Tomorrow, we're goin' experience that ride over at CERN.
Atom 2: Sure the hell hope it'll be fun than our trip last year to Fermi starin' up at buffalo asses as we traveled near the speed of light.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
September 13, 2015, 12:48:24 AM
#2
A Nu instantly appears in front of a bartender tending a bar.

Bartender: May I help you?
Nu: Yes. Have you seen my counterpart?
Bartender: And you asked why this joint's named Atom.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
September 13, 2015, 12:39:53 AM
#1
Atom: Bartender, is it always this crowded?
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