Topic: And now for something completely different. ****SMURFS!!!!**** (Read 1720 times)

already won it paid for it and assume it has been shipped faggot

if you queers didnt notice its $250 worth of stuff that will take 30 seconds to list on ebay

i would like to put a bid in if it's available.

crossing finders for a smurfette inflatable doll.

*****PAID FOR*******

I have to say that, I am really surprised in life, because although Flavius obviously likes trolling a bit, and claims to be quite young.....

However he is to date, one of the only people here who actually won, paid, hasn't messed around.

Impressed with Flavius and would certainly do business again, Shipping the Smurfs Monday. I hope he is happy with them.

Stand by for my next fun auction!

By my count flavius is the winner @ 0.2BTC. PM to follow.

I really want them but the shipping would cost me more than their price since I am in the middle east. So I hope someone would give you a good bid for them.

I know everyone is saving their money for my 8 track tapes auction, and some of you are holding out for my 'greatest hits of ronald mcdonald' 12 inch vinyl, but

BUMP

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bump!

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I will gladly bit on something of actual value and use. .05 btc

Oh I wont. Next week, 8 track tapes!

I love this! You bring a very funky and funny perspective to this forums. I don't want you to stop either, I want you to find the coolest and strangest thing you can and auction it.

My little blue friends are feeling very undervalued

0.01 btc 

Why so serious? Too many of these auctions here are for boring stuff but no one ever auctions something fun.

So.....





Yes that is right, a whole collection of the finest PVC plastic, non environmentally friendly, probably toxic, 1970s and early 80s SMURF FIGURES.


Thats right folks, collectible, adorable, pointless child choking memorabilia from your, or your parents....or in some users cases


your grandparents childhood.....

Remember the days when life was simpler and the smiles on little blue peoples faces were obviously the product of narcotic consumption.



If that wasn't enough, I am thowing in a BONUS Mickey mouse figurine, and a Pedophilic dodgy walrus sailor figurine!

You can entertain yourself with hours of thoughts like, why is he smiling where exactly is his hand, and who IS he calling over  to offer a lollypop?

I have no idea where they came from, but I want them out of my house, so here is the chance to find a use for them.

use them as targets?

Scare babies with them?

Choke your neighbours dog?

I dont care.....they will be your problem from only 0.000000000000000001BTC no reserve, plus reasonable international postage shipped from New Brunswick Canada.

4 dayish auction, ends Wednesday at 12:00 Midnight GMT.

In all seriousness, Smurf figurines are actually collectible and there is an entire website dedicated to them here- http://bluebuddies.com/smurf_figurines

And strangely enough there is probably $100-$200 of toxic plastic waste in these, so bid away with glee!

All questions, trolls and flamers gratefully received

Bob