Angels are efficient right now, even though our guardian angels live here with us, invisibly, to protect us.
I would like to meet them.
Topic: Angels are efficient. They don't eat much. (Read 145 times)
Angels are efficient right now, even though our guardian angels live here with us, invisibly, to protect us. Did you ever go to the fridge to get a midnight snack, only to find that it was gone? You knew you had left it there, just for the midnight time. The wife said she didn't eat it. The kids grew up long ago and are long gone. What's left?
You guys are lucky to have one. My snacks have never been touched, sealed by the chilly breeze in my fridge.
That's why I have to exercise everyday, sad :c
That's why I have to exercise everyday, sad :c
Just wait til YOUR dementia sets in. It won't be so funny then.
You guys are lucky to have one. My snacks have never been touched, sealed by the chilly breeze in my fridge.
That's why I have to exercise everyday, sad :c
That's why I have to exercise everyday, sad :c
This all of course interesting. But we all understand that angels exist in other dimensions. They can influence our dimension if we wish, but they themselves live by completely different principles that cannot be explained in words in this dimension. If no jokes, then the only thing we can give to God or angels is our attention and love, if we want.
Why would you think that angels are under the same commands as people? But if you do, isn't a laborer - guardian angel - worthy of his "hire."
An unholy thing... I forgot I ate it already.
Holy thing... bad for my health... angel is protecting me.
An unholy thing... I forgot I ate it already.
Holy thing... bad for my health... angel is protecting me.
A Holy Angel (GOD's Angel) will most likely ask for permission before eating the snacks unless maybe He isn't stealing it... probably taking it for your own good (but He will eventually let you know He took it).
Taking things without the owners permission breaks these GOD's Commandments: You shall not steal and You shall not covet.
I would suspect other things (unholy/ungodly things) for the missing snacks
Taking things without the owners permission breaks these GOD's Commandments: You shall not steal and You shall not covet.
I would suspect other things (unholy/ungodly things) for the missing snacks
Adam and Eve probably didn't have poop chutes. More than likely all the food they ate was absorbed into their systems and used. Nothing inefficient was done in the perfection of the Garden of Eden. If they had poop chutes, they were simply there to spread the perfection-perfume among the plants and animals of the Garden.
Angels are efficient right now, even though our guardian angels live here with us, invisibly, to protect us. Did you ever go to the fridge to get a midnight snack, only to find that it was gone? You knew you had left it there, just for the midnight time. The wife said she didn't eat it. The kids grew up long ago and are long gone. What's left?
Your guardian angel. He (she?) couldn't resist a little snack, right?
What's your experience with missing snacks in the night? Do you think it might have been your guardian angel who ate it?
Angels are efficient right now, even though our guardian angels live here with us, invisibly, to protect us. Did you ever go to the fridge to get a midnight snack, only to find that it was gone? You knew you had left it there, just for the midnight time. The wife said she didn't eat it. The kids grew up long ago and are long gone. What's left?
Your guardian angel. He (she?) couldn't resist a little snack, right?
What's your experience with missing snacks in the night? Do you think it might have been your guardian angel who ate it?
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