Topic: [ANN] CynicalScamCoin - 60% Pre-Mined PoS Coin! (Pieces of Shit For Everyone!) (Read 768 times)

Thanks guys! This wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for such an amazing community! Cynical Scam Coin to the sunnnnnnnnnnn!

30 BTC sent

Amazing.
I´m gonna sacrifice 12 blind maiden monkeys.
I hope it helps to this scam project. 

Fuck a faucet, we have an actual fire hydrant that pukes money.

Will there be any CynicalScamCoin giveaways?

Is there a faucet?

When is the airdrop?

This is definately the coin we have all been waiting for - dont miss out, buy now or cry later.

CSC ON HOUBI!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though - how do coins like this bullshit Bankcoin get any traction nowadays?  Its friggen absurd

why not goatse for logo?

You forgot to mention zerocoin integration...
And that you are working with a long list of high-end devs...
Even though your professional ceiling is a decent FB site.

Amazing Coin !! I know the dev and he is a very honest person and he will bring lot's of innovation's to this coin ! I'm selling all my bitcoins just to invest on this one !!

To the moooooooooooooonn !... or whatever people say on all coins... 

I am selling some cynical scam coins, just send me 10 BTC/300LTC and i will send some coins to you(3.33).

In.

What makes this coin special?


Community!

A community full of assholes that are sick of altcoins, don't want to mine them anymore and assume every coin is a scam. Any time a noob asks a question, they immediate tell them mining is a waste of time and to buy the coin.

Rather than fund a NASCAR driver, we'll fund an army of HIV infested hookers to show up at sporting events wearing our brand.

We have vendors that sell bottles of Miner Tears at insanely marked up prices.

We will be the only currency accepted by every TOR market scam w/ a complete anonymizing service so you can't tell where the coins went.

Blockchain? Mockchain!

Hell, we won't even make the block chain public, just to make you feel even more like you're being scammed.

Exchanges!

We'll set up an all or nothing options exchange, where you either get the answer wrong and lose your money, or you lose your money because we made you wrong by manipulating the market.

We won't allow Bitcoin to control the price of Cynical Scam Coin… No, we will do our best to make sure the only way you can buy the coin is through our reddit market and LocalCSCoin.com. We will literally go out of our way to make sure not a single damn exchange wants to have Cynical Scam Coin listed even if it means DDoS'ing exchanges until they get rid of such a stupid idea.

We have every Altcoin Pumper on twitter in on this and have already distributed coins to them. We plan on pumping and dumping this piece of shit all of the time. Combined we have over 50 million followers on twitter, ready to send this shit to moon and then straight to hell.


MINERS!!!!!

Did I mention we love ASICs? Yes, we want to make sure the guy with 300 Pentahash is mining our coin so that nobody in their right mind even stands a fucking chance, yet any time an ASIC farm starts mining it, we immediately shut down the pool and steal all of his coins because asshole.


NO LOGO?

No of course not because we know people will mine the shit out of this and trade it either way!!! It's not about the face, it's about the booty, and this coin is straight up ass!!!


FAQ


So how do I get involved?

Do something besides sit on your ass with your bullshit ASICs or gaming GPUs running while talking on forums. Maybe go start a grown-up business and accept our coin!!

What experience do you guys have in business and what can we expect for the future of Cynical Scam Coin?

About as much as every other coin developer living in his mom's basement and creating altcoins… Don't expect anything, we're just doing this to pay for our gaming and our visits to the chiropractor.

Why the aggressive tone? This is supposed to be about community, and friendship!

Want a fucking hug? Go find that in real life!!!! This is the internet, nothing is legit.

Is there a faucet

Fuck a faucet, we have an actual fire hydrant that pukes money.

What about the official mining pool?!
Glad you asked! We have the best pool ever with only 12% trading fees! We even have it set up to merge-mine every other shitty coin in the alt coin universe. Welcome to the future!