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Topic: [ANN] FART - Monetize the gas that comes out of your A$$ - NEW PoFDM Tech!!! (Read 3562 times)

jr. member
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Bitcoin the future of finance

What the hell is this project you dont have any purpose instead of becoming a joke , this is highly unprofessional post and it needs to get deleted.
newbie
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When will be the exchange available? How to mine fart? Or all of the total supply can only aquired with fart videos and sound cloud? Its very funny.

There was an airdrop on launch day...25 airdrops of 5k were sent...also translations bounties (15k each, 1 claimed)


other than that.... the procurement of FARTs is strictly done by PoFDM ...effectively turning human methane into btc

FART/BTC currently on WAVES platform (Chrome app) ----> more info at wavesplatform.com


Is there any plan to spread the farting around the four corners of the cryptoworld? what i mean is, is there a serious plan to add this token into some serious exchange where we can trade and turn this token into a real money?

Cant say much ATM, but short anwser, YES...updates coming soon. People calling this a fake project are going to have their minds 'sploded.


@sunnybear: You're hilarious.. By far the most entertaining person ive come across in bitcointalk.. Kudos to your idea and wish you good luck... Grin Grin Grin

Thank you brother...big plans in the pipeline

Stay tuned
LOL guys..Just stay away.. the only thing that is full here is HYPE! Probably will be a pump and dump coin, = SHITTY COIN!
Cancer in the crypto world!

Absolutely, by the looks of it. Pity to those who risk their btc in here.  Roll Eyes


I dont think you guys get it...you GET bitcoin FOR making FART videos...[follow instructions in the OP]

I suppose more utter mechanism "Proof-of-Eating-Crap" (PoEC).
You need send video with your eating crap and you will get 100k coins. You also need to verify your ID credentials. The start price will be 500 sats.
Make Crap great again!

not a bad idea brother 🤔



I suppose more utter mechanism "Proof-of-Eating-Crap" (PoEC).
You need send video with your eating crap and you will get 100k coins. You also need to verify your ID credentials. The start price will be 500 sats.
Make Crap great again!

Lol,
Proof-of-eating-crap ( POEC ).
Use Ass256,
And only need 1 fart for every transaction.
Hahahhaaha,
Fart tech !!

And also,you need to make a fart contest and the winner will get 100k coin and become an ambassador
Of Fart tech.
Hahahhahaha

Also not a bad idea...will talk to the team about this 🖖


I have farted in the elevator for 3 times but so sad, i never recorded, what a waste! i had all my time to monetized my farting but it happened in a wrong place where i am not able to record it in a video. Grin

Sorry to hear this brother! Next time have that cam ready to go!!!
legendary
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wow. a fart coin? things are getting weirder everyday. is this somewhat connected to the shitcoin? cause when there's fart, there's also shit. right?
copper member
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I have farted in the elevator for 3 times but so sad, i never recorded, what a waste! i had all my time to monetized my farting but it happened in a wrong place where i am not able to record it in a video. Grin
sr. member
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I suppose more utter mechanism "Proof-of-Eating-Crap" (PoEC).
You need send video with your eating crap and you will get 100k coins. You also need to verify your ID credentials. The start price will be 500 sats.
Make Crap great again!

Lol,
Proof-of-eating-crap ( POEC ).
Use Ass256,
And only need 1 fart for every transaction.
Hahahhaaha,
Fart tech !!

And also,you need to make a fart contest and the winner will get 100k coin and become an ambassador
Of Fart tech.
Hahahhahaha
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 253
I suppose more utter mechanism "Proof-of-Eating-Crap" (PoEC).
You need send video with your eating crap and you will get 100k coins. You also need to verify your ID credentials. The start price will be 500 sats.
Make Crap great again!
sr. member
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Merit: 250
@sunnybear: You're hilarious.. By far the most entertaining person ive come across in bitcointalk.. Kudos to your idea and wish you good luck... Grin Grin Grin

Thank you brother...big plans in the pipeline

Stay tuned
LOL guys..Just stay away.. the only thing that is full here is HYPE! Probably will be a pump and dump coin, = SHITTY COIN!
Cancer in the crypto world!

Absolutely, by the looks of it. Pity to those who risk their btc in here.  Roll Eyes
copper member
Activity: 2800
Merit: 1179
Leading Crypto Sports Betting & Casino Platform
Is there any plan to spread the farting around the four corners of the cryptoworld? what i mean is, is there a serious plan to add this token into some serious exchange where we can trade and turn this token into a real money?
full member
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When will be the exchange available? How to mine fart? Or all of the total supply can only aquired with fart videos and sound cloud? Its very funny.
newbie
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@sunnybear: You're hilarious.. By far the most entertaining person ive come across in bitcointalk.. Kudos to your idea and wish you good luck... Grin Grin Grin

Thank you brother...big plans in the pipeline

Stay tuned
full member
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Merit: 100
@sunnybear: You're hilarious.. By far the most entertaining person ive come across in bitcointalk.. Kudos to your idea and wish you good luck... Grin Grin Grin
newbie
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LOL are you even serious???

Yes, try out our PoFDM (follow inst. in the OP) and see for yourself

Even the name of your coin is disgusting,

Farts are beautiful, how dare you.

May I remind you, blockchain technology aims to help the economy, and community or everyday life of people aroung the world. To make living easier, and your coin doesn't help at all. It just contributes in the stupididty of people, doing something unproductive and really disgusting just to earn some coins.

Turning farts into BTC IS making life better for people....farting is one of the few things that connects all of us. Farting is natural, ancient, and farts have no borders besides elevators (and other closed publicly-shared places).

Here at FART HQ we consider farting without filming a youtube or making a soundcloud as "doing something unproductive"; i.e wasting farts that otherwise would bring 1.) you money and 2.) the world happiness
Please man, don't do cryptos like a rat lab test, think of an idea where you can help at all. Not like this, Disgusting!
https://i.imgflip.com/1303tf.jpg
newbie
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This is  I heard the most interesting encryption currency this year, you are  a genius!

We have BIG plans for FART, with all the fuss over the credibility and fairness of ICO distribution models....we believe we figured out the ultimate solution for the future of distribution models in the cryptocurrency world.

In essence , PoFDM is a new form of PoW, with certain advantages and disadvantages...but the advantages are definitely worth exploring.


Also there have been rumors going around that @BrendanWalsh is one of the founders of this coin...THIS IS NOT TRUE

@BrendanWalsh wishes he was this smart

Please do not talk to him about FARTs or go to any of his shitty comedy shows.
member
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Hello Bitcointalk
This is  I heard the most interesting encryption currency this year, you are  a genius!
sr. member
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wtf?!! Is this really happening in cryptoworld now?  Shocked  Shocked
newbie
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Damn I missed out on the fartdrop !
Oh well, may the fart be with you.  Grin

Brother! The avg person passes gas 14 times a day!! Get that camera out and monetize those shitfumes! Follow instructions in the OP.

member
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Damn I missed out on the fartdrop !
Oh well, may the fart be with you.  Grin
newbie
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WHAT THE FUCK COINS!
Dev cant even think of a good name on this fucking coin, maybe because of his tiny brain.
There's no way that this will not be just another scam or shitcoin on the list.

this isnt a scam my brethren...we invented our Proof of Fart Distribution Mechanism to ensure a fair distribution. This coin is not designed to be a PnD scam coin...no one except those who actually make a FART Video or soundcloud and go thru the posting instructions will be able to dump FARTs... bc that is the only way to get FARTs aside from the initial AIRDROP celebrating our launch yesterday. 
hero member
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fart your mother if you wana fart
full member
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The average healthy human passes gas about 14 times a day.

That's 14 wasted opportunities

source: thefartfacts.com

Next will be the poopcoin!  Grin
Can't believe that crypto becomes like this.
It's like a big playground for trial & error of any coin that you can ever think of.
Everyone can say that he's some kinda developer, but the truth is, he doesn't even know the basic programming language.


Then u missed the first BTC bubble when LTC first reached 4x $ , there was all kind of coin poopcoina , kaka coin etc  Wink
hero member
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Skol!
Latin translation reserved

indonesian translate reserved, ask how much total supply coin dev?

Catalan translation 3P8W9vizPGJXJg9tHbYZaNhVCE5harUdEh9

Spanish translation too 3P8W9vizPGJXJg9tHbYZaNhVCE5harUdEh9

Guys, the OP even asked to send him a PM. Can you please stop fucking around in every goddamn topic? This place is a joke because of all the fucking spammers! Stupid beggars!
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https://foxtrading.io/?ref=xykdazw8
Oh i was hoping i could stick my ethernet cable up my ass?

Disappointed  Sad
hero member
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The average healthy human passes gas about 14 times a day.

That's 14 wasted opportunities

source: thefartfacts.com

Next will be the poopcoin!  Grin
Can't believe that crypto becomes like this.
It's like a big playground for trial & error of any coin that you can ever think of.
Everyone can say that he's some kinda developer, but the truth is, he doesn't even know the basic programming language.
newbie
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The average healthy human passes gas about 14 times a day.


That's 14 wasted opportunities


source: thefartfacts.com
legendary
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dirty Sanchez reporting in  Grin

newbie
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Missed airdrop and only few people get.


Missed the AIRDROP?!

Fart Video bounties are open! Eat some beans and bust out the old camcorder!!!

Follow instructions in the OP to claim your FART Video bounty!!!
sr. member
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Missed airdrop and only few people get.
sr. member
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Bitcoin SV is Bitcoin
Spanish translation too 3P8W9vizPGJXJg9tHbYZaNhVCE5harUdEh9
sr. member
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Bitcoin SV is Bitcoin
Catalan translation 3P8W9vizPGJXJg9tHbYZaNhVCE5harUdEh9
newbie
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We have noticed here at FART HQ that BCT threads offer an opportunity to be creative in your posting. To encourage FART Video Bounty link posts' to be creative and stand out, we will offer an ADDITIONAL BONUS of up to 20% of the bounty, depending on the creativeness of the link post!
newbie
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https://i.imgur.com/2iTwqMh.png

TURN THAT UNWANTED GAS INTO WANTED BITCOIN!

FART/BTC Pairs now trading at wavesplatform.com
price so cheap Huh
farts are also cheap
sr. member
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TURN THAT UNWANTED GAS INTO WANTED BITCOIN!

FART/BTC Pairs now trading at wavesplatform.com
price so cheap Huh
newbie
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https://i.imgur.com/2iTwqMh.png

TURN THAT UNWANTED GAS INTO WANTED BITCOIN!

FART/BTC Pairs now trading at wavesplatform.com
newbie
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wonderful project... wish you all the luck Grin

Thank you!!...looking forward to the FART VIDEOS and growing the FART family
sr. member
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wonderful project... wish you all the luck Grin
newbie
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newbie
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ONLY 3 AIRDROPS LEFT!!!

 Shocked
newbie
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how much can ger fart coin from airdroop
i want reseve aidroop and indonesian translation
not plan open ico selling dev

6 Million FARTs will be distributed on WAVES exchange for people who need to send FARTs to their friends and family immediately...The other 63 million are reserved for FART VIDEO AND SOUNDCLOUD BOUNTIES...keep in mind there are no video limits so if you are EXTRA gassy one day, each FART video or Soundcloud (with proper labeling) will get you a bounty!
hero member
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how much can ger fart coin from airdroop
i want reseve aidroop and indonesian translation
not plan open ico selling dev
sr. member
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Sent my address, hope to get coins, I don't' lose anything anyway.
Now for what this coin will be used? because waves is a very easy creation service for coins, so anybody creates one, I can create one, so why FART?
newbie
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Is this one of those waves scam coins that you just click "make token" and name it and poof its done?

(N**ger coin was one, waves just deletes them and you lose your money)

why would WAVES delete FART...?

Proof of Fart is a revolutionary way of distributing shitcoins utilizing the WAVES blockchain and platform.



sr. member
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this coin is so funny. It seems that more token just popping from waves platform, and become dead in the next days.
full member
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Is this one of those waves scam coins that you just click "make token" and name it and poof its done?

(N**ger coin was one, waves just deletes them and you lose your money)
newbie
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Thanks guys, please dont post addy in the thread...PM me the addy
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my waves  Grin Grin

3PHSbQ9x8dgU9bYVsvu2KcibTqAxfaYex99
hero member
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Lol, this is just stupid...

I hope it gains interest like doge and becomes a billion market cap.

Lol, I'll pass on this gas..
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newbie
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Whoever is translating just PM me a link and your WAVES address. Thanks!


sr. member
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indonesian translate reserved, ask how much total supply coin dev?
sr. member
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DEV, give link to your youtube video where you are farting))
It will increase interest to the project and bring more followers)
copper member
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ehllo dev, i sent a PM instead of posting my address here, posting of address is prohibited and might result to deletion of this thread, better to send them via PM to avoid this thread being deleted.
full member
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Lack of information. Is this a new coin? Give us some detailed on whats the purpose of this coin or the link to the ANN. Any bounties we can participate?
newbie
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thanks FARTs sent...pass that gas amigo!
hero member
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post addres in thread not allowed, please check PM Wink
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Latin translation reserved
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http://i.imgur.com/rTVoNj9.png


“100 duck-sized horses. Ducks are aggressive and predatory and are used as livestock guards in farms in England because of their aggressive temperament. Horses are by nature docile prey animals that are easily spooked and risk averse. I wouldn't fight, I'd just go 'BOO!'” - Andreas Antonopolous

FART is a groundbreaking way to monetize the gas that comes out of your asshole.

PoFDM - Proof-of-Fart Distribution Mechanism  

FART runs on the WAVES blockchain, but also incorporates the revolutionary new, Proof-of-Fart Distribution Mechanism™, or PoFDM, allowing for smoother economical flow that is more egalitarian and meritocratic than traditional crypto-currency.

FART bounties will be awarded to people who post a link here of an upload of a video and/or soundcloud of them farting and saying "Waves Exchange FART coin WINNING", either immediately after the gas is passed, or directly before.

A WAVES address in the description of the video or sound is required. To obtain the BONUS, FART video must be linked in the Freedom Room at Whalepool teamspeak, then screenshot the posted link and submit the screenshot with youtube or soundcloud video link on this thread (more info on whalepool chat at whalepool.io).

FART videos or soundclouds linked to this thread without screenshot of whalepool chat link published will not receive the bonus.


AIRDROPS will be given out to the first 25 people who PM here with their WAVES address, DO NOT POST ADDY IN THE THREAD. AIRDROPS HAVE ENDED!!!! WE LOOK FORWARD TO THE FART VIDEOS AND SOUNDS

2017 FART Video Bounty Rewards:

- Youtube video with "waves exchange FART coin WINNING" audible = 50000 FARTs

- Soundcloud upload with "waves exchange FART coin WINNING" audible = 40000 FARTs

- Video/Soundcloud link posted to Whalepool Freedom Room chat BONUS= 15000 FARTs


- [ANN] Translations - 15000 FARTs (PM link of translation with your WAVES address)

69.000.000 FART Total Supply

SUMMER SHARTING 50% BONUS

Stack your FART sack! Did you try so hard you sharted? Well good news mate...you just got a %50 BONUS on that FART Video Bounty (Shart bonus ends September 1st)





Q & A

If I record an animal fart and say "waves exchange FART coin WINNING", can i still get a bounty?

Yes, of course. We love animal farts, especially dog farts, and do not discriminate between human and animal flatulence. Although, the proper labeling and audible "waves exchange...WINNING" is still required.


Can I upload and link more than 1 FART video in a day?

Yes, we encourage people to take advantage of those smelly days...


Can I get double or triple bounties if i fart multiple times in my video?

No, unfortunately each FART Video must be 1 fart per video. If you are having trouble only farting once, we recommend multiple cameras or access to video editing software. Please keep in mind videos with the same fart but different angle will not be credited.

Can I mine FARTs?

No, the only way to obtain FARTs is using our groundbreaking P.o.F distribution mechanism (POFDM).

What are the future plans for FART?

In the near future, we plan on building a website that displays and archives all the FART videos and soundclouds. We will also have a Hall of Fame for the most legendary of farts, along with revenue-rich features such as Featured FARTers and our dating site, FARTmatch. We will be publishing a roadmap soon that better outlines all the projects in the line. Also, be sure to keep an eye out for our Brownpaper™ release.

How will you support the FART economy?

80% of the revenue from our revenue-rich features, such as FARTmatch and Featured FARTers, as well as any Ad revenue from the success of the FART platform will be allocated to support the FART economy.

What is the ultimate goal of FART?

That's a good question, Kathy. The ultimate goal is simple and can be explained in 5 words: People. want. videos. of. farts.
  
SEND FARTS TO YOUR FRIENDS, NOW AVAILABLE ON WAVES DECENTRALIZED EXCHANGE (WAVESPLATFORM.COM)
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