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Topic: [Ann] Fartcoin - the coin you create just by farting (mining begins April 1st) (Read 4264 times)

legendary
Activity: 2982
Merit: 7986
Can I generate fart coins with silent killers?

In the rebooty those holding in SBDs all this time will be given the capacity to act as master chodes.
legendary
Activity: 2982
Merit: 7986
OK Fartcoin HODLERs I'm pleased to announce this coin is being re-bootied by a new team of anonymous devs.

We have pictures of Dorian Nakamoto next to quotes by Satoshi Nakamoto in our new whitepaper so you know we're legit.

Old Fartcoins will be redeemed at a ratio of 10 to 1 new Fartcoin.

Not only will this reduce the supply in circulation, its good for the environment, too.

vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
I premined prefarted my room with fartcoins. Also I found few blocks in my underpants. Should I broadcast them to network?

You don't broadcast fartcoins, you take them on tour:





Thanks for the bump, now seeing that the image I included back in the day wasn't being rendered... but it is now.
sr. member
Activity: 289
Merit: 250
"The fish rots from the head first"
Can I generate fart coins with silent killers?
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
I expect its release to be explosive! However, it may raise a stink in some circles.
legendary
Activity: 2982
Merit: 7986
... Aaaand that was the post that made me a Hero member. Hooray!

The day I realized I had more posts than Satoshi, I realized how little this actually means, however.
legendary
Activity: 2982
Merit: 7986
I should have guessed somebody already came up with this idea 2+ years ago...

This was a hilarious read nontheless.
legendary
Activity: 1890
Merit: 1072
Ian Knowles - CIYAM Lead Developer
Can Fartcoin be used on the Sniff Road?

Indeed it can - although your farts will need to first be obfuscated by an "anonymous fart" service.
sr. member
Activity: 277
Merit: 250
Can Fartcoin be used on the Sniff Road?
legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1029
Show middle finger to system and then destroy it!
Don't generate too much fartcoins! You might end generating SolidCoin 2.0
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
Fartcoin : Buttcoin :: Litecoin : Bitcoin?  Grin

Buttcoin 2.0
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
I premined prefarted my room with fartcoins. Also I found few blocks in my underpants. Should I broadcast them to network?

You don't broadcast fartcoins, you take them on tour:

legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1029
Show middle finger to system and then destroy it!
I premined prefarted my room with fartcoins. Also I found few blocks in my underpants. Should I broadcast them to network?
hero member
Activity: 812
Merit: 587
Space Lord
Fartcoin : Buttcoin :: Litecoin : Bitcoin?  Grin

Finally, an easy way to get bitcoins.

Still, gotta pay for all the beans.

legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Fartcoin : Buttcoin :: Litecoin : Bitcoin?  Grin

Finally, an easy way to get bitcoins.
foo
sr. member
Activity: 409
Merit: 250
Fartcoin : Buttcoin :: Litecoin : Bitcoin?  Grin
legendary
Activity: 1890
Merit: 1072
Ian Knowles - CIYAM Lead Developer
Where is the Genesis Fart?  Shocked

I will be producing it and it will be memorable (am trying to work on creating a small melody - the wife is not impressed).
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 500
Hero VIP ultra official trusted super staff puppet
That's a blockchain I wouldn't want to be around when it bloats.
hero member
Activity: 812
Merit: 587
Space Lord
Where is the Genesis Fart?  Shocked
legendary
Activity: 1890
Merit: 1072
Ian Knowles - CIYAM Lead Developer
To mine you just need to purchase a specialised "fart mining" device (a WiFi "cushion" that broadcasts the specific details of each fart to the "fart mining network" which in a distributed manner decides which farts will be used to extend the chain of all memorable farts).

Units can be pre-ordered in BTC and we'll deliver them when we are good and ready.

Note: there will no pre-mined farts and please consider the environment before ingesting large amounts of beans.
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