Topic: [ANN] FYC -- Fuck You Coin -- NEW ALGO! 0% Premine NO IPO - LAUNCH (Read 8829 times)

what the fuck coin

I think we have enough jokes.

Specifications:
Total Coins: 21,000,000
Block Time: 10 Minutes
Retargeting: Every 2016 blocks (Approx 14 days)
Block reward: 50 BTC FYC
Halving: Every 210,000
Hidden premine: 98% No hidden premine 110% hidden premine
IPO: 5 BTC per FYC - Limited to first 100,000 buyers No IPO

New Algo:
FYC uses the revolutionary SHA-256 algorithm, no ASICs, FGPAs, or mining farms to worry about. Totally revolutionary!

Bounties:
Changing the name on the code from Bitcoin to Fuck You Coin - 100,000 FYC (Not from our premine, there is no premine)
Compiling wallets - 2 FYC each
Making some revolutionary features for the coin - 5 FYC
Tipping bot - 0 FYC (No fucks given.)
Multipool - 0.14 FYC

We pay for a lot of things out of pocket, so please consider donating or buying our IPO. If you don't want to buy into our IPO, don't worry, we don't have one.

Hiring:
We're looking for developers experienced in: UNIX, Windows, MS Exchange, Webhosting, FORTRAN, MySQL, Coding, Python, C++, Brainfuck, C#, C flat, C--, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, L, Email, Webrings, TOR, Deepweb, Keyboards, Monitors, Building circuit boards, NSA, Spiderman, UX, UI, Text editors, Powerpoint, Excel, Powershell, and has at least 90+ years of experience in the computer science field.
We're also looking for marketers who are popular on twitter and in the BTC-e trollbox.
We're paying ~2 FYC per hour spent, and that's on top of the brand name recognition you get when you put your name next to this project.

If you're interested in applying, please send us proof you're over 18, e.g., Driver's License. Also, we'll need your SSN, DOB, CC info + Bank Security Answers, Mailing / Billing Address, Phone Number, and any other personal information you can think of.

Why is FYC better than other coins?
Unlike some of this great coins of our time; Shoecoin, Dildocoin, etc. Our logo is based off of Bitcoin, as you can tell by the orange part of the circle. This should put us at parity with BTC, if not higher.

When do we launch?
In exactly 10 minutes! If we haven't launched by then, read the last sentence again!

Footnotes!
This coin is closed source so that we can hide the virus in the wallet.