Hello everyone I am creating a new coin called Covfefe coin or COVF for short.
The goal of this coin is to be the ultimate security consueloa coin, it will feature the ultimate ZK snark formula tried and tested by the NSA excluding the Wetrrgfat incident.
How does this ultra high definition ZK snark formula work? Well let me tell you, it works by using a few varying methods to hide its ever being used. One of these methods is that when you view your own wallet balance there is no way you can ever view how many coins you have! Its almost like they aren't even there, this means that no matter who's looking or if your private key ever becomes compromised, no one will know.
So what is covfefe? Well covfefe is actually an artisanal dish in my homeland and this coin will be used to raise awareness among chefs.
What this means for investors is that this coin is actually the first NON-Genetically Modified Onion coin! Holy first of its kind. Crazy!
What wallet will covfefe use? Absolutely none, its so decentralized you have to call a 1-800 number sort of like a virtual bank where they'll give you a non-functioning link to a block explorer which destroys itself via privnote after 15 minutes! Extra secure, better down a can of powerthirst because we're going to moon faster than a Kenyan.
A little about the dev:
I am a retired 14 y/o pokemon fan, with autism and I live in Bioflari or wherever there is non extradition treaty.
What does covfefe look like:
Announced later.
Coin information:
Mining algo: zero
Staking %: zero
Premine: 100%
Coin supply: 600 trillion
ICO price per coin 50k satoshi, all unsold coins will be used to develop the ability to create an even more anonymous coin.
When the ico looks like this, please don't buy it.
In general, the creator of the topic done, has a good sense of humor. I laughed for a long time. Retired for a long time or it is very small even schoolboy. 
