Topic: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin [Joke] (Read 1087 times)
December 30, 2013, 08:52:45 AM
there is already a coin called onecoin but i like the name so i guess 2 of them can't hurt.
December 30, 2013, 08:47:33 AM
Selling the only OneCoin ever to exist for a mere 200 BTC. Get it while it's cheap!
December 29, 2013, 07:06:16 PM
The One coin to rull them all.
December 29, 2013, 07:03:28 PM
BTC 3 CONFIRMED
December 29, 2013, 07:02:02 PM
How do you get one coin?
December 29, 2013, 06:58:24 PM
That's right, only one coin can ever exist! Making it 100% inflation proof forever!.
SMALLEST AMOUNT EVER PRE-MINED!
Only a single coin was ever pre-mined to test the system, it works and is ready to be deployed.
SMALLEST AMOUNT EVER PRE-MINED!
Only a single coin was ever pre-mined to test the system, it works and is ready to be deployed.
Mind blown
December 29, 2013, 06:58:10 PM
Stylish intro...
December 29, 2013, 06:57:50 PM
Buy 1 Coin for 1 BTC 
December 29, 2013, 06:57:19 PM
one does not simply make one coin
December 29, 2013, 06:56:00 PM
Hey everyone, with all these new alt coins coming out each week I thought it was time to introduce my new coin: OneCoin.
Features:
Unbreakable Wallet: OneCoin uses multiple defensive measures to keep you safe, forget offline storage because it won't be needed.
SECURITY:
OneCoin uses the following as wallet security: 1: 256 bit encryption, different hash for each wallet. 2: File key authentication 3: Windows User authentication 4:Facial Recognition 5:requires fingerprint scanner.
SIMPLICITY:
Unlike other coins that go past many decimal places allowing you to spend a ever-changing currency in the fractions, one coin can only use single full digits, such as 1.
INFLATION PROOF:
OneCoin is 100% inflation proof, and uses the following algorithm to determine how many coins are able to exist at one time: (12 + 5 = X ) (X - 16 ) X = 1. That's right, only one coin can ever exist! Making it 100% inflation proof forever!.
SMALLEST AMOUNT EVER PRE-MINED!
Only a single coin was ever pre-mined to test the system, it works and is ready to be deployed.
Comments, Feedback, etc.. are all welcomed! More to come!
***IMPORTANT EDIT***
Well, this joke seems to have backfired... It's come to my attention that OneCoin actually exists, and there really is only one coin lol.
https://cryptocointalk.com/topic/583-onecoin-onc-information/
My apologies to the creators of the real OneCoin, I had no idea this was an actual coin when I posted this thread as a joke...
*cough* yeah um, sorry about that...
*steps away from an awkward situation...*
**ADDITIONAL EDIT**
It seems this isn't as obvious a joke as I thought it was... So I put joke in the title to help cure confusion.
Features:
Unbreakable Wallet: OneCoin uses multiple defensive measures to keep you safe, forget offline storage because it won't be needed.
SECURITY:
OneCoin uses the following as wallet security: 1: 256 bit encryption, different hash for each wallet. 2: File key authentication 3: Windows User authentication 4:Facial Recognition 5:requires fingerprint scanner.
SIMPLICITY:
Unlike other coins that go past many decimal places allowing you to spend a ever-changing currency in the fractions, one coin can only use single full digits, such as 1.
INFLATION PROOF:
OneCoin is 100% inflation proof, and uses the following algorithm to determine how many coins are able to exist at one time: (12 + 5 = X ) (X - 16 ) X = 1. That's right, only one coin can ever exist! Making it 100% inflation proof forever!.
SMALLEST AMOUNT EVER PRE-MINED!
Only a single coin was ever pre-mined to test the system, it works and is ready to be deployed.
Comments, Feedback, etc.. are all welcomed! More to come!
***IMPORTANT EDIT***
Well, this joke seems to have backfired... It's come to my attention that OneCoin actually exists, and there really is only one coin lol.
https://cryptocointalk.com/topic/583-onecoin-onc-information/
My apologies to the creators of the real OneCoin, I had no idea this was an actual coin when I posted this thread as a joke...
*cough* yeah um, sorry about that...
*steps away from an awkward situation...*
**ADDITIONAL EDIT**
It seems this isn't as obvious a joke as I thought it was... So I put joke in the title to help cure confusion.
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