Topic: [ANN][ICO] BROKE - Worlds first hobo blockchain Token (Read 211 times)

I'm watching for the lulz myself!

you guys still around?

Well all we can promise is every dollar matters to us. We've made some poor choices in life, but at least we are upfront about everything we are doing. This token is our life at this point so it means much more to us that this succeeds than 99% of the people here as we don't have the option to fail. If you dont believe me, I'll have my jackass friend tell you.

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                   \________\__\_______\__\  Broke Token, take it for what it is and what you will be!
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What?Nothing ever goes wrongs when hobo's handle things

Yes! We got our first official token purchase. $21. OMG we just exceeded our minimum cap by $20. YES YES YES!!!

Ha! thanks for the free tokens

You sir are my first customer and will be getting a whopping 100 tokens. Yes that's right, someday it will be worth pennies! Congratz!

Actually this is not a joke. Well our life is a bit of joke but this here, this is serious stuff.
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(")_(")  Like Dead Rabbits serious!

This is a joke right? I created an account just to say you guys made me laugh lol. Wait I hope youre kidding, cause then I'd have guilt. Ok bye.

If this is for real send me some tokens to my address: 0x0190cCaD536EF847aF37192E6e2EA0B94EE750C9 

Guaranteed win with this one! Nothing ever goes wrongs when hobo's handle things

Great roadmap and nice usage of ASCII art. Following!

Yes thats right, another day another token launch. So why in the world would we create a broke token?
Well to be honest, I'm broke. Like literly only have a few days left with a roof over my head. I have maybe 2 months worth of cell phone service left and in between downloading as much porn as I could, I decided to learn about blockchain, APIs, Solidity, and basic Javascript so I could mash up a basic webpage together. I believe in a few months I'll prob have to whore for food. I reall really dont want to have to give BJs or handjobs so I can watch the news. Please take 2 minutes and hear me out.
Here is the whitepaper for anyone interested: https://www.broketoken.com/about
This is the world's first token for hobos. Two hobos in fact who are looking to buy a trailer home someday. Thats all we want.
To be realistic, there is a very good chance this token will eventually


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Thats right. I dont have cool status to post pictures so I'm gonna draw all of mine. Suck it.
Like I was saying, when we put this on the exchanges after the ICO ends, this thing really doesnt have much of a purpose. You can trade em! At the very least keep 1 in your wallet so when you hit rock bottom, you too will have 1 remaining token with the trade ticker BROKE!
The ICO will last a full month. I'm sure there will be alot of extra tokens lying around so instead of having some poor chinese dude translate this for 50 coins, I'm simply going to pass them out. Yes that right. If you happen to say something that catches my eye weather its very nice or a total troll, weather youre a dick or your totally chill and give the upmost spiritual, I'm gonna toss you a few coins to join the broke club. Just rememeber to leave your wallet address at the ICO page https://www.broketoken.com with your comments my friends and non-friends.



Who We Are
This company consist of 2. As I am CEO, my cohort Wei is the CTO. He doesn't speak English so I don't really know his name. I named him Wei Tou Po since thats exactly what we are. He's an asian with a mullet, yea seriously go check. https://www.broketoken.com/company First time I met Wei he was begging for money with a sign in chinese. I grabbed a photo of that on my cell and we've been 2 peas in a pod since. I love chinese food. This is as close a picture to Wei as I can draw.


Roadmap
This token is being traded as closely to a penny as I could set it for. During the ICO I expect it to be closer to 4/5 of a cent as ethereum is wavering. Once we hit the exchanges in 1 month, we are likely going to hit 1 cent due to all the sheep who blindly invest in new listed coins. 6 months from now, prob a penny. A year from now? Nope still a penny.


4/5 of a cent   1 cent  1 cent  1 cent  1 cent 1 cent SEC Regulations shut us down
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ICO Funds Usage
For starters I expect this to be anywhere between $25-32 at ICO close. If thats my reality, I will be using it for 3 blankets and hat for Wei, Eddie and I. Its been kinda cold lately. If for whatever reason investors mistake this for some other coin launch and we rake in 1k or more, I will be buying a really nice run down trailer home so we can get out of the rain and occasional snow. Then I can siphon cable off the neighbors and live the good life. Oh sweet baby jesus please confuse us with a real legitamate ICO token.

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                   Broke Token CEO