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Topic: [ANN][ICO][Airdrop][Bounties] 😂🤑🤑 LOSE MY MONEY - GUARANTEED RESULTS 🚀🚀🚀 (Read 211 times)

hero member
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I begin the study of the project with the study of information about the team. Here I have no doubt that the team will be able to successfully implement the project.
newbie
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good project..and i hope this project will be greatest ever
succes for team
sr. member
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i LOSE MY MONEY, that why i dont have lamborghini Cheesy
newbie
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That's just hilarious Smiley Good luck!

Maybe the power of truthful joke will give you a lambo, who knows Smiley

Tbh I'd settle for a new Iphone, maybe a new pair of shoes.  Cheesy
newbie
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That's just hilarious Smiley Good luck!

Maybe the power of truthful joke will give you a lambo, who knows Smiley
sr. member
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Colleagues. Even the title "Lose my money" is provocative. I did not even understand what projects you are going to invest in. In short, confused.
newbie
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Airdrop joined. Thanks for update
newbie
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Joined Aoirdrop! Good luck and success Dev! I wish all participants to receive a 500 token LMM!
copper member
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Just a heads up, our airdrop is live in our telegram! Come check it out: t.me/losemymoney
copper member
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great .....am done .... wish be more and more and more graet

huh?Huh
newbie
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This is actually hysterical. This is probably the only ICO I’ll ever participate in.  Grin
newbie
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Lmao bravo, made me laugh. Looks like a lot of effort was put in To this
copper member
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Lose My Money Token
Contract Address: 0x61Ba419bAD554eD00F986682623db524b51822aF
Symbol: LMM
Decimals: 18

What is it?
Lose My Money is the token of the future. Lose My Money represents what most ICOs in this industry today are representative of. Lose My Money has absolutely no technology behind the token, or any working product just like most ICO's on today's market. We pride ourselves in being transparent. We never plan to develop anything and will probably give your money to real companies in exchange for tangible goods, Like an iPhone.

Why? WE DON'T WANT TO BE COMPLETELY USELESS. WE'LL SEND YOU TOKENS AND A DOODLE FOR YOUR MONEY
Want your very own Lose My Money drawing? We can provide that to you, Just send us an email with the address you contributed from and we'll send you back an image. Here's the rules: No contribution? No doodle for you.


We strongly encourage you to read our whitepaper: https://losemymoney.com/whitepaper.pdf
Join us on Telegram: https://t.me/losemymoney
Follow us on twitter: https://twitter.com/losemymoney
Visit our website: https://www.losemymoney.com

ALL ONGOING AIRDROPS ARE ANNOUNCED ON TELEGRAM.
 
Token Distribution:
Token’s will be sold on 4 tiers. The first being a pre-sale, We believe everyone wants a good deal on something even if said item has no value. Don’t believe me? Picture this, you walk into a store, there is a polar bear stuffed animal you’ve been eying for a while but for today only that polar bear is 50% off. Right into the cart that goes. Does the polar bear have any value? No. So why did you buy it? Well, because… EXACTLY.




Fundraising Goals
Every token sale has a graph of the item’s they say they will accomplish if they raise a certain amount, since we didn’t want to stray too far from the norm we’ve decided to provide you with the graph above. These are the things we will probably buy depending on how much ETH you contribute. The only difference between our chart and the chart’s of other ICO’s is ours is honest. They probably are going to use your money to buy the same stuff.

 

  
Lose My Money Statistics for 2018
Here we provide you with a pie chart that also has no meaning behind it. We could have wrote catchy things like Platform Development, Marketing,  Research, Legal and Accounting here but we don’t plan to spend money on any of that, Except maybe legal and accounting, This would be so that we could set up our newfound estate and make sure we can pass on all of your money to our heirs (we get to call them that now that we’re going to be rich)



Our Roadmap
Another staple of the token sale is the roadmap, Most teams publish really amazing stuff here that they will never do then when that quarter comes around they’ll tell you there’s been a delay and you’ll forget completely about them not meeting their goals because they hyped up a listing on an exchange no one has ever heard of. Speaking of exchange listings, we aren’t going to do the classic “Q1 2020 – LMM will be listed on Major exchanges such as Bittrex and Binance”

Wanna know why they put those so far out on the roadmap? Because they will have disappeared with your money already by then and you’ll have forgotten about those promises. Not here! We have no plans of trying to get listed on either exchange, If you can get the token listed there we’ll be thrilled but at the same time we’ll have no idea what you were thinking.




Team
Our team consists of two grilled cheese sandwiches and a few dogs. We probably have a higher degree of education than the people you are currently giving your hard earned money away to, so why not just give it to us instead? You will find the skills our team members have make us more than qualified to lose your money.




Are you ready to lose your money? Here’s how
We’ve provided a few ways to obtain LMM because everyone loves a little variety in their diets![/b]
You can purchase them directly from us by going to our Website. You send us ETH, We send you useless tokens. Pretty standard arrangement here.
Another option we’ve provided is to obtain using the etherdelta/forkdelta smart contract because 95% of smart contracts for ICO’s have major flaws. We’d be pretty sad if you sent us all of your money and then we actually lost it because of a critical bug in our contract, Using ED & FD prevents that.
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