Topic: Annihilating Parasites Cured Me From Being Gay (Read 634 times)

This topic doesn't look like to have any connection with Bitcointalk.
Well, it seems to be the most hilarious topic created in any thread.
This person deserves a gold medal for the most hilarious joke of the century.
It really made my day. If this is a true story then the Turpentine will be out of stock from all the stores and markets.

I've often wondered if perhaps normalization of perversions such as homosexuality and pedophilia were practical means to keep politicians and bureaucrats in positions of power after getting them into such positions (and controlling them) back in the 'old days' when such things were not so accepted by the sheeple.

This topic doesn't look like to have any connection with Bitcointalk.
Well, it seems to be the most hilarious topic created in any thread.
This person deserves a gold medal for the most hilarious joke of the century.
 It really made my day. If this is a true story then the Turpentine will be out of stock from all the stores and markets.

If this is a true story then the Turpentine will be out of stock from all the stores and markets.

Maybe some paint thinner and bleach can cure that too.

(“the elist’s antidote” to microbial illnesses)

A very fitting end to that afore mentioned locked thread, I might add...

This could be a serious contender for the stupidest thread on Bitcointalk now that the flat earth one is locked.

You guys are fucking retards.

Several doctors have determined that cancer is a parasite problem. That's why people get cured from cancer by fenbendazole.

There must be some reason in sudden uptick after last world war.
A living organism not reproducing, is not in control of its own actions but following and executing orders of another organism, a parasite. The parasite using the host to reproduce.

Czech study on behavior changes
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2526142/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii#Behavioral_differences_of_infected_hosts
Toxiplasmosis affects certain people differently, just like everthing else, because of different blood types and such

Microbiologists have discovered mindcontrolling parasites that can manipulate the behavior of their hosts
http://web.isanet.org/Web/Conferences/ISSS%20Austin%202014/Archive/b137347c-6281-466d-b9e7-ef7e0e5d363c.pdf

The Star that is Called Wormwood
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Revelation-8-11/

The premise is absolutely plausible  

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Many people have never heard of essential oils. Net search on them. You will find that many people are being healed of all kinds of things by essential oils. Pharmaceutical grade turpentine is one of the cheapest of them. Another, even cheaper at times, is witch hazel.

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That was tvbcof and ivermectin. Tash was turpentine, right?

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  Things get more serious with the pedo worms however.  Joe Biden probably should try to some turpentine and ivermectin to see if he can get better.

That was tvbcof and ivermectin. Tash was turpentine, right?

Are you taking ivermectin recreationally, or because you saw Joe Rogan do it? Or both?

Haha sounds so much like 1920s thing now isn't it? It was around this time Europe a 100 years ago that they decided to use some chemical medicine therapy on people who were gay isn't it? Well it's surely is wierd how this guy claims he was "healed", I thought atleast the people who themselves are gay understood it is natural to be a gay, but apparently this guy was too brainwashed to even understand this fact.

This video tells the story how a parasite cleansing changed a gay person of almost 30 years to someone engaging in reproductive sex life.
https://youtu.be/2mG7DbMQ_gM

How to use Turpentine
https://youtu.be/5DJoiPkHGfA
(Careful with the Castor Oil)

Would be interesting if the war on Ivermectin came down to the various efforts to ban, outlaw, or otherwise interfere with so-called 'conversion therapy'.

This is funny. Can't imagine if someone or a group plan on getting rid of the parasites. Is it contagious through sexual activity then it can make other person gay as well. If not then it is not contagious.

Life given juice of the pine tree distilled (Turpentine oil) and synthetic variant, Mineral turpentine (paint thinner) is not the same.
People did trink the metal can version because they did not know and have no ill effects reported as long its within max dosage.


No they cancel each other out it would have to be alternating.


Did a trail dosage to 25 drops all good. Will go for max dosage, teaspoon full tomorrow. Teaspoon is anywhere from 70 to 120 drops depending on spoon and dropper. In a week or so will do the proper 5 stage detox procedure.

So this guy in the video means  that all gays are infected with these parasites, because these parasites will cause them to think oh im gay. It is so gross to think somebody carrying a lot of parasites in their body and all they have to do is to treat themselves and they will be back to normal. I had a good laugh watching this video, it is entertaining though like watching a documentary comedy.

Drinking paint stripper doesn't turn gay people straight.

The only thing it does is kill them.

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"Expletive," probably if you took both, turpentine and chlorine dioxide daily, you would get well from just about everything.

Well, Tash is clearly alive so his dosage wasn't high enough to cause death. And it's cured him of his homosexuality too, apparently. Turpentine damages the interior lining of your cells when consumed in any meaningful amount, there is no mechanism at which turpentine could specifically target parasites or viral particles over healthy cells. It's just like drinking bleach where you'll surely knock out some viruses as well as your own kidney. There is no picking and choosing which one goes, it's corrosive.

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Drinking paint stripper doesn't turn gay people straight.

The only thing it does is kill them.

If you believe this parasite causing gay crap, you'd better off take some IVERMECTIN.
It's cheap, safe, Nobel prize winner, and some said it gives you immunity to COVID.

Does Turpentine cure 'gayness' in sheep as well?  

Or its efficacy is limited to H. sapiens?

Does Turpentine cure 'gayness' in sheep as well? 

Or its efficacy is limited to H. sapiens?

This video tells the story how a parasite cleansing changed a gay person of almost 30 years to someone engaging in reproductive sex life.
https://youtu.be/2mG7DbMQ_gM

How to use Turpentine
https://youtu.be/5DJoiPkHGfA
(Careful with the Castor Oil)

So, Alex Jones was right about the frogs turning gay huh - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePLkAm8i2s

Instead of "gay chemicals," it must have been these parasitic homosexual viruses that alter hormonal levels in the water. And the only way to get rid of these homosexual parasites is to consume poisonous turpentine? Well, if you end up dead, then I guess technically the viruses will end up dying too. So a legitimate therapeutic.

That's not really a valid comparison, since cocaine will, in fact, cure a toothache. Of course, highly addictive drugs aren't always the best way to treat pain, as we're somehow only just discovering, but at least they actually work.

@cmg777
I will see if i can find it localy. I give it a go and see what happens. Its one of the must-haves.
Distilled tree sap or with other words purified 'blood of the tree' has been uses for almost 100 diseases in past times.
With Terebene, Terpin Hydrate and Terpinol it is a remedy of over hundred ills. It becomes evident why big pharma has vilified it, whole lot of money going to the 'wrong people'. It dare to say you can add Covid-19 as something it will also be helpful for.
It's as natural as can be and anyone can make it as long as he has a pine tree and moonshine distiller.

Turpentine usages in Merck's 1899 Manual of the MATERIA MEDICA
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Yellow Fever Turpentine Oil: for vomiting.
Wounds Turpentine Oil
Worms, Thread, (Ascaris Vermicularis) Ol. Terebinthinæ
Worms Oil Turpentine.
Variola (Small-Pox). Turpentine Oil.
Ulcers and Sores Turpentine Oil.
Typhus Fever Turpentine Oil: in the stupor.
Typhoid Fever Turpentine Oil: at end of the second week, 10 min every two hours, and every three hours in the night; specific if the diarrhea continues during convalescence
Tympanites (distension of the abdomen, to much of gas in the intestinal tract or peritoneal cavity.) Ol. Terebinthinæ: very efficient as enema, not for external application
Tinea Circinata (Ringworm of the Body) Turpentine Oil.
Tic Douloureux ( chronic pain condition that affects the trigeminal or 5th cranial nerve, one of the most widely distributed nerves in the head.) Turpentine Oil.
Tape-Worm Turpentine Oil.
Sprains Turpentine Liniment: a stimulant application to be well rubbed in.
Spinal Congestion Turpentine Oil.
Spermatorrhea (a condition of excessive, involuntary ejaculation) Turpentine Oil: in spermatorrhea with impotence.
Scurvy (a disease resulting from a lack of vitamin C) Oil Turpentine.
Sciatica (common type of pain affecting the sciatic nerve, large nerve from lower back down the back of each leg) Turpentine Oil: in 1/2 oz. doses internally for three or four nights successively.
Rheumatism, Acute and Chronic Turpentine Oil.
Remittent Fever Turpentine Oil.
Pyemia (septicemia caused by pus-forming bacteria and accompanied by multiple abscesses.) Oil Turpentine: as stimulant.
Pyelonephritis (inflammation of the kidney)Turpentine Oil.
Purpura (condition of red or purple discolored spots on the skin) Oil Turpentine.
Puerperal Peritonitis ( Inflammation of the peritoneum.) Turpentine Oil: as stimulant, 10 ♏ frequently repeated
Puerperal Fever (bacterial infections of the female reproductive tract following childbirth or miscarriage) Turpentine Oil: when much vascular depression and tympanites
Psoriasis ( long-lasting, noncontagious autoimmune disease characterized by raised areas of abnormal skin) Terebinthinæ Ol.
Prostatitis (swelling and inflammation of the prostate gland, a walnut-sized gland situated directly below the bladder in men.) Turpentine Oil.
Pneumonia (inflammatory condition of the lung primarily affecting the small air sacs known as alveoli.) Turpentine Oil: as stimulant at crisis
Pleuro-Pneumonia (inflammation of the lungs and pleura, pleurisy being the inflammation of the pleura alone) Turpentine Oil: locally.
Pleurodynia (condition caused by a viral infection that can lead to the sudden onset of severe pain in the chest or abdomen, with episodes of pain and fever recurring in spasms) Turpentine Oil.
Phthisis (wasting of the body) Turpentine Oil.
Perspiration, Excessive Turpentine Oil.
Peritonitis ( inflammation of the peritoneum, the lining of the inner wall of the abdomen and cover of the abdominal organs) Turpentine Oil: for tympanites
Peritonitis Turpentine Oil: for tympanites. Rectal Tube: milk or asafetida or turpentine injections, in tympanites.
Ovaritis ( inflammation of an ovary) Turpentine Oil: as counter-irritant.
Onychia and Paronychia (type of bacterial or fungal infection that strikes the fingernails and toenails.) Turpentine Oil.
Neuralgia (sharp, shocking pain that follows the path of a nerve and is due to irritation or damage to the nerve) Turpentine Oil.
Nephritis, Acute (often caused by an immune response triggered by an infection or other disease. ) Turpentine Oil: one minim every two to four hours.
Metritis (Para- and Peri-) (inflammation of the muscular and mucosal layers of the uterus) Turpentine Oil. Turpentine Stupes.
Mentagra (notably thought by the Imperial Romans to be spread by kissing, was a skin disease ) Oil of Turpentine.
Menorrhagia and Metrorrhagia (abnormal bleeding that occurs between periods or bleeding that is not associated with menstruation.)  Turpentine Oil.
Meningitis, Tubercular (inflammation of the membranes (meninges) around the brain or spinal cord and caused by a specific bacterium known as Mycobacterium tuberculosis) Turpentine Oil.
Meningitis, Cerebral, Spinal and Cerebro-Spinal. (inflammation of the thin tissue that surrounds the brain and spinal cord) Turpentine Oil.
Lumbago (pain in the lumbar region of the back) Turpentine Oil: internally and locally.
Joint Affections Turpentine Oil.
Jaundice (yellowish or greenish pigmentation of the skin and whites of the eyes due to high bilirubin levels.) Turpentine Oil.
Iritis (when your iris, the colored part of your eye, gets inflamed) Turpentine Oil: in rheumatic iritis
Intermittent Fever (fever that recurs in cycles of paroxysms and remissions from  virus, bacterial infection or vaccination) Ol. Terebinthinæ.
Inflammation Turpentine Oil: as stupe.
Impotence (the quality or state of being impotent) Turpentine Oil.
Hydrocephalus, Acute (abnormal buildup of fluid in the ventricles (cavities) deep within the brain9Turpentine Oil: by mouth or as enema at commencement.
Hepatic Diseases (any disease that negatively affects the normal, healthy performance of the liver.) Turpentine Oil.
Hemorrhoids (swollen veins in your lower rectum) Turpentine Oil.
Hemorrhage, Intestinal (Gastrointestinal bleeding) Turpentine Oil.
Hemorrhage and Hemorrhagic Diathesis (generalized name for a number of severe congenital or acquired blood diseases in case of impaired hemostasis)
Hemoptysis (coughing up of blood or blood-stained mucus from the bronchi, larynx, trachea, or lungs) Oil Turpentine.
Hematuria (presence of blood or red blood cells in the urine) Turpentine Oil.
Hematemesis (vomiting of blood) Turpentine Oil.
Gonorrhea (sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae) Turpentine Oil.
Gleet (Inflammation of the urethra characterized by a mucopurulent discharge) turpentine Oil: in a condition of relaxation.
Gastric Ulcer. (part of peptic ulcer disease) Turpentine Oil: frequently repeated, to check hemorrhage.
Gangrene (type of tissue death caused by a lack of blood supply) Turpentine Oil: internally, and by inhalation.
Flatulence Turpentine Oil: few drops internally, or as enema in fevers, peritonitis, et
Fever Turpentine Oil: stimulant in typhoid, puerperal, and yellow, and to stop hemorrhage in typhoid.
Erysipelas ( relatively common bacterial infection of the superficial layer of the skin) Turpentine.
Epistaxis (Nosebleed) Turpentine Oil: internally in passive hemorrhage.
Epilepsy Turpentine Oil: if due to worms.
Enuresis (repeated inability to control urination) Turpentine Oil.
Enteritis (inflammation of the small intestine) Turpentine Oil.
Emphysema (lower respiratory tract disease, characterised by air-filled cavities or spaces in the lung, that can vary in size and may be very large)
Dysentery (type of gastroenteritis that results in bloody diarrhea) Turpentine Oil: with opium when the acute symptoms have passed off; also in epidemic of a low type
Dropsy (An old term for the swelling of soft tissues due to the accumulation of excess wate) Turpentine Oil: in albuminuria.
Deafness (A person who is not able to hear as well as someone with normal hearing) Turpentine Oil
Cystitis (chronic bladder condition resulting in recurring discomfort or pain in the bladder or surrounding pelvic region.) Turpentine Oil: in chronic cases.
Constipation Turpentine Oil: in atonic constipation with much gaseous distention of
Coma Turpentine Oil: enema as stimulant
Colic, Renal and Hepatic  (the most frequent clinical form of cholelithiasis (75% of patients). It manifests itself in sudden and usually recurring intense painful attacks)
Cholera Asiatica ( infection of the small intestine by some strains of the bacterium Vibrio cholerae.) Turpentine Oil: sometimes appears serviceable in doses of 10 to 20 min. every two hours.
Chilblains (also known as pernio and chill burns, are a medical condition in which damage occurs to capillary beds in the skin) Turpentine Oil.
Catarrh, Chronic Nasal (build-up of mucus in an airway or cavity of the body.) Turpentine Oil: as liniment to chest.
Catalepsy (nervous condition characterized by muscular rigidity and fixity of posture regardless of external stimul) Turpentine Oil: as enemata and embrocations to spine during paroxysms.
Catalepsy (nervous condition characterized by muscular rigidity and fixity of posture regardless of external stimuli, as well as decreased sensitivity to pain.)
Calculi, Biliary (stonelike mass (calculus) in the gallbladde) Turpentine Oil and Ether (Durande's remedy): Equal parts to relieve pain during paroxysm;
Bronchorrhea (the production of more than 100 mL per day of watery sputum.) Turpentine Oil: stimulant expectorant, and also as inhalation.
Bronchitis, Chronic (when the airways in your lungs, your bronchi, become inflamed)  Turpentine Oil: as liniment to chest in children.
Bronchitis, Capillary (Those of acute bronchitis, to which are added great frequency and difficulty of breathing) Turpentine Oil: in languid circulation in the capillaries.
Bronchitis, Acute (inflammation of the breathing tubes.) Turpentine Oil: when expectoration profuse; also as inhalation or stupe.
Bright's Disease, Chronic (historical classification of kidney diseases that are described in modern medicine as acute or chronic nephritis) Oil Turpentine.
Bright's Disease, Acute (Acute inflammation of the entire structure of the kidne) Oil Turpentine.
Anthrax (infection caused by the bacterium Bacillus anthracis.) Terebene or Oil Turpentine: antiseptic application.
Angina Pectoris (chest pain or discomfort that keeps coming back. It happens when some part of your heart doesn't get enough blood and oxygen) Turpentine Oil: locally to the chest during paroxysms.
Amenorrhea ( the absence of a menstrual period) Turpentine.
Albuminuria (pathological condition wherein the protein albumin is abnormally present in the urine) Turpentine: as diuretic, 1/2 to 1 minim dose every two to four hours.
Adynamia (lack of strength or due to a pathological condition.) Turpentine Oil.

I've run across suggestions for about 30 years that a 'normal' infection of some minority of types of flat and round worms could have some beneficial effects.  The theories of mechanism are not necessarily absurd, and there are many many organism with which humans form a symbiotic relationship in order to achieve a beneficial effect.  Certainly I would not rule it out, but I'm pretty open-minded about such things.

For me, when I hear Peter Hotez say something it immediately acts as an indicator that the opposite might be true and worth studying.  This is especially if it is a recommendation/directive for people who are not of his tribe.  Same goes for Paul Offit.

This could be a serious contender for the stupidest thread on Bitcointalk now that the flat earth one is locked.

For all seriousness this is as close as I could get. I bet you can buy some nasty parasitic worms on the dark web though. You can get anything there.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2142897-parasitic-worm-eggs-may-soon-be-legally-sold-as-food-in-germany/

The sad part about things like this is that you know someone out there with some sort of mental issues going on has believed and even tried this nonsense.  This is the sort of thing that you have to wonder why someone would go through the effort of creating such misinformation.  Is it a misguided attempt at making a joke that missed the mark?  In any event, I have a hard time believing this nonsense has any basis in reality whatsoever.  Without a scam product to sell along side it, makes you wonder why people spend their time on such trolling...

Oh, and uh...  If anyone does know if you can really buy these parasites, can you post the link?  Asking for a friend.

Every spring and every fall my grandmother would line my brothers and cousins up and each of us got our twice yearly dose of worming ---- a tablespoon of milk with two drops of gum turpentine. And the next few days we kept tabs on our stool passings and sure enough, out came the worms.

It "cured" Tash so it must be true. Or maybe he's bisexual. Either way, good for him, but I wouldn't suggest anyone use turpentine as medication, that doesn't sound healthy.

Just about everyone has some parasites, some have a lot in the body. As we all know viruses are parasites and in recent times a lot of sick people around. Some parasites are real monsters, some are just piggy.

So this guy in the video means  that all gays are infected with these parasites, because these parasites will cause them to think oh im gay. It is so gross to think somebody carrying a lot of parasites in their body and all they have to do is to treat themselves and they will be back to normal. I had a good laugh watching this video, it is entertaining though like watching a documentary comedy.

Medicinal elixir

Turpentine and petroleum distillates such as coal oil and kerosene have been used medicinally since ancient times, as topical and sometimes internal home remedies. Topically, it has been used for abrasions and wounds, as a treatment for lice, and when mixed with animal fat it has been used as a chest rub, or inhaler for nasal and throat ailments.

Turpentine, now understood to be dangerous for consumption, was a common medicine among seamen during the Age of Discovery. It is one of several products carried aboard Ferdinand Magellan's fleet during the first circumnavigation of the globe. Taken internally it was used as a treatment for intestinal parasites. This is dangerous, due to the chemical's toxicity.

Turpentine enemas, a very harsh purgative, had formerly been used for stubborn constipation or impaction. Turpentine enemas were also given punitively to political dissenters in post-independence Argentina.

So this guy in the video means  that all gays are infected with these parasites, because these parasites will cause them to think oh im gay. It is so gross to think somebody carrying a lot of parasites in their body and all they have to do is to treat themselves and they will be back to normal. I had a good laugh watching this video, it is entertaining though like watching a documentary comedy.

This could be a serious contender for the stupidest thread on Bitcointalk now that the flat earth one is locked.

This video tells the story how a parasite cleansing changed a gay person of almost 30 years to someone engaging in reproductive sex life.
https://youtu.be/2mG7DbMQ_gM

How to use Turpentine
https://youtu.be/5DJoiPkHGfA
(Careful with the Castor Oil)

This could be a serious contender for the stupidest thread on Bitcointalk now that the flat earth one is locked.

This video tells the story how a parasite cleansing changed a gay person of almost 30 years to someone engaging in reproductive sex life.
https://youtu.be/2mG7DbMQ_gM

How to use Turpentine
https://youtu.be/5DJoiPkHGfA
(Careful with the Castor Oil)