Topic: [ANNOUNCE] COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. ***ASIC MINERS DELIVERY NOW*** [spoof] (Read 3719 times)

THIS-----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeKHCiTBzu4

And -----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNmh0JELxCA

Part two is funnier, but part one is required!

Great looking chip bro.  Seems very legit and I'm ready to send my Bitcoineses.

Just wondering where the fans are.  Shouldn't such a beast of an ASIC need at least eleventy fans or moar?

I'll assume you are smart enough to be using the latest 0.000111101 nanometer die shrink, so maybe it uses less than one potato of electricity per month and doesn't even generate heat.

You have too many posts and registered too long enough to be believed.

THIS IS LEGIT. I orderd from the OP in February and received a working unit hashing at 80 Terahash/eon. I've been paid to say .... I mean ....  I know the OP personally and have lent and borrowed over 9000 Santoshes from them. I, a total stranger am telling you that you can trust him. Believe me. Send him all your money RIGHT NOW.

I received a dev demo unit. See cgminer output below

 cgminer version 3.1.0 - Started: [2013-05-15 12:40:54]
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 (5s):lots (avg):42Th/s | A:432847907  R:0  HW:234  U:14341/m  WU:234/m
 ST: 2  SS: 0  NB: 2966  LW: 99936  GF: 3140  RF: 0
 Connected to mining.eligius.st diff 1 with stratum as user 1QrjskeiWEGa32...
 Block: 00d342d6aaa3c258...  Diff:15.6M  Started: [13:09:26]  Best share: 93G


Has a few hardware errors, will be worked out in a firmware upgrade.

Will sell demo unit for 1500000BTC
1Q2rRMA2Af2TPtwjy89MoxyuVxPbfTwx1C

hash rate??? OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am offering a new buyer-protection service: escrow reversal.

I will escrow the funds until they ship the product. When they do, I will send the funds to an undisclosed address under my escrow service's control, then you can send back the unit to the manufacturer and ask for your order to be canceled at no charge. This way, you won't have to pay for the unit.

Well I see nothing of concern here, definite green light. Hope you can deliver before August like all the others!

I am happy to bring you, the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. Pass Through

Shares:
Each 1 share of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT represents 1 share of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. maintained and verified by either “Dogbreath” or any officially designated exchange.

Dividends
Each COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT share has the right to 100% of the dividends of 1 COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. share.
The amount of the dividend is defined as amount distributed by “Dogbreath” and/or any officially designated exchange.

Dividends will be paid within 48 hours of a payment from COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC..

Voting Rights
Any public votes presented by COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. to all shareholders of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. may be voted on towards a single decision by the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT shareholder account.

Deposit shares:
Until an officially designated exchange is online, you will need to send “Dogbreath” a message and ask him to transfer your shares to the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT asset. You will also need to send us a msg stating the number of shares, and the address they are being transferred from.
Once “Dogbreath” confirms the transaction we will transfer the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT shares to your account.
There is no fee to import shares.

Withdraw shares:
To withdraw shares of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. you will need at least 250 shares.
There is no fee for this service.
Shares will be transferable to an account on any officially designated exchange of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC..

Supplemental dividend plan:
“Dogbreath” has confirmed that once the passthrough reaches 5,000 shares it will receive a board member seat. The current COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.plan is that each board member will receive a trial COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. mining board. If the passthrough receives this board, 95% of the mining income will be paid out to the shareholders of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT as an additional dividend payment. Additional dividend disbursement will be no more longer than every COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. dividend disbursement. At the discretion of the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT issuer, these extra dividends may be distributed sooner.

Link to asset:
https://iamfullofshit.com/asset/COMPANY_NAME_IN_CAPITALS_INC.-PT

Yes, but only Discover.

Does the OP take credit cards?

nty

THIS IS A SCAM EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS IS TOO LOW STATS FOR ANY REAL BITMINING MACHINE MY ASIC IS 28NM AND COSTS ONLY 1 BITCOIN AND GETS 25-50 TH/S PLEASE SENT WIRE TRANSFER OR BITCOINS ONLY TO MY ADDRESS 1NOTSCAMREALASIC1312078G43947HGEA

EDIT: WE AREE SHIPPING NEXT WEEK YOU CAN TELL WE ARE NOT A SCAM WE ARE WHOLESALERS FOR BFL AND WE ASSEMBLE THEIR CHIPS SO YOU KNOW WE ARE NOT A SCAM JUST LIKE BFL

it's ok if i pay you in satoshi? so 999999 satoshi?

Scam & Scum everywhere ..

ofc

Is there a way I can send more than 999999 BTC?  Can I send 999999 to multiple addresses to get several orders?

Yeah, I guess I can join that club. *cough*Bitcoinica/CryptoXchange/Nefario*cough*

I tried to post one of these scam miners a while back but the forum deleted my post almost immediately.  Since it has come up again here is a picture of my scam miner hardware.  It's only 4.99 BTC and does a lot of hashes, too many to count.



For those who are skeptical.  It uses quantum tunneling to pick random hashes from a negative dimensional space of previously solved blocks.  This has been imagined to solve future blocks in 1/N time.  It works best for white people.

Your posts are obscuring my view of the money printing machine! I CAN BARELY SEE IT FROM PAGE 2!

+1. My track record isn't that clean either...*cough*Pirate*cough*. 

Its not only newbies falling for it :/ People (including me, historically) get blinded by money.

In a way you could work off liklihood of scam, potential return and hedge your bets, but any money to scammers is too much.

having spent most of my life in the so called real world, I'd say yes. The Average Man (TM) Is significantly dumber than a rock. And proud of it!

Oh, lol. Yeah, it is bad news. It's amazing that "newbies" will fall for it. Have these people lived in caves all their lives?

The one thing that always gets me is the horrible grammar and silly spelling errors.  The scammers probably do make good money scammin', but can't be bothered to pay someone on fiverr or textbroker the $5 to proofread or even author the pages for them.  Idiots.

I moved this to OT originally, but decided that the Custom Hardware subsection needs some educational material. I'm sick of yet-another-scam-ASIC (TM) popping up again with noobies in the tow.

 

Awesome thread 

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

Will you accept 1,000,000 1936 Reichsmarks? If so, I'm in. 

YES SEND NOW WE SEND YOU PIDGEON


WE LFB - Late, Fucking, Bull.

The mermaid gives his fish of approval.

Good point! If you accept Liberty Reserve I'll take two.

Do you accept Libery Reserve??

If you tell me you're connected to BFL I'll send the money now!

My faith in humanity is renewed.
But I don't have 999999 bitcoins. 

Damn, 0.5btc short!

WE HAVE VERIFIED WITH JOHN K


HE IS ACTUALLY A MERMAID THATS WHY HE SITS AT HOME DOING ESCROW OKAY THANKS NOW

I tried to send the 999999 BTC, but it says something about "insufficient funds". Can you confirm that the address in the OP is correct?

SIRS KINDLY SEND WE WESTERN UNION PAYMENTS TO NIGERIA OUR LOCAL AGENT PICK IT UP WE NO DO ESCROW BECAUSE THEY CHARGEBACK KINDLY THANK YOU SIR.

Excellent! This looks like a great buy!

"We", being an unspecified, generic and non specific group of persons who probably don't exist, apparently based in some reputable western country but probably in an internet cafee in Nigera... Our accounts all have 20 posts registered in May but we just watch communities no post.

Wish to present to you, the idiot public, our latest ground breaking scam. No one has ever attempting anything similar, apparently, so we copied what everyone else did and launched our own scam! After extensive research, we have designed an ASIC miner which we don't need to prove exists or provide any evidence or specific but... BUY NOW ONLY 999999 btc send now for priority shipping ready tomorrow we promise.

Our shit freeware website with broken links, pages and google'ed generic bitcoin images is www.talkingshit.com.

SEND 999999 COINS TO 15UhE4x7d1hD2o2YKCcdddzuhymsTKdeuz

Edit: Added proofs of design



Specs are something something something something ..... ORDER NOW






tldr: when you idiots try and make a shitty scam, at least spend more than 20 minutes making your shitty website and trying to get shitty preorders for your non-existant shitty product.