Topic: Announcing New Coin!!! The Trillion Dollar Tyranny Coin!!! Most Valuable Coin!! (Read 7876 times)

Yea sounds like cocaine and scarface to me too.

I just figure that as long as our glorious leader doesn't go out in a pile of cocaine scarface-style, we're good. It would never happen, anyways, because supreme and powerful chancellor mckmuze is too big to fail.

I'm all in. Let's ride this to the top! (Cues the song from the fight scene in Karate Kid) Down with Cobra Dojo!

edit: I mean, I obviously had to listen to it after typing that. I'll save you the trouble: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0.

This coin is similar to XRP, but even better, as XRP is backed by nothing, but this one is backed by gold in creator's pocket! 

An inside joke is something only a small group of acquaintances would understand. This joke should be glaringly obvious to anyone with the slightest idea of what's going on with the American Economy right now, and that should be just about everyone who lives in a 1st world country. (AKA: most of the internet)

where can we download the client please? Will you take care of mining now and then to let people make transactions?

oh, and yes, i do understand it's a joke. But i do encourage you to do it either way. This coin would be less shit than some of the other stuff we see here. At least it's original.

Did you even read the writeup? This is the only truly innovative coin! I'm investing all of my BTC in to this!

My name is iGotSpots, and I don't understand satire or allusion.

If you don't find humor in this, well I guess this just might be an inside joke. A sick joke that is not funny because it resembles what the crypto revolution is set out to fight. If satire is not your kind of humor because its too close to reality, I guess its not funny at all, you may be quite right. However, the purpose of satire is to target sensitive social issues and realities. But if its not your cup of tea. Well... Drink coffee... and don't watch british comedy.
Humor this dry is to be served in mild doses.

This is what you consider humorous...?  Must be an inside joke with yourself or something

Now that club sounds exclusive. I'll take fifty.

Don't worry, this is purely for humor only. I don't intend on actually doing this. Unless I was actually into wasting my time. Wait... I just wasted time doing this. Oh no... Back to the drawing board...

Please don't spam the internet with this coin.

Tyranny Coin

This coin will be based on the Onecoin design with Freicoins demurrage. However, The demurrage will increase and decrease as I see fit. Only one coin will ever be mined. I will back this coin by one gram of gold but the coin will be worth $1,000,000,000,000. Don't worry, the gold will be kept securely in a random place that will change depending on how convenient it is for me. I will keep the single coin for myself and slowly give it out to a select few of people who choose to join my secret club. This secret club allows you to have immunity to bankruptcy, fraud, murder, crimes against humanity. etc. We will also have services available to avoid taxes just in case you get a little too rich. We wouldn't want to share that wealth with anyone who might need it, now would we? Additionally, we will hold elections to vote on the two most tyrannical psychos running for chairman. The winner will be selected based on the highest bid.

A marketplace with unreasonable fees and unexpected market shifts will be implemented specifically to shift financial weight to the most favored group of people. This will be conveniently orchestrated right before all major elections.  

Welcome friends to a truly innovative coin. If you have any questions please don't ask. I don't like it when people question my authority. We wouldn't want to have to unleash the power of tyranny upon you.
If you leak any information about our illegal activities within our super secret elite club. you will be slandered, tortured, humiliated, stripped of all self worth, and possibly even be sentenced to 1000 years in the happy hut. Or until you are driven to take your own life. Whatever comes first.

Welcome to Tyranny Coin. I look forward to a self fulfilling  relationship with all of you that will be weighted against the vast majority of people. I also look forward to invading your privacy, stripping you of your basic human rights, and telling you what you can and cant do with your own body.

You asked for change.
We gave you Tyranny Coin.