Topic: Are there any secret agents here? (Read 4371 times)
They would be really bad agents if they actually post in a public forum!
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.
Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?
Do you think bitkilo is ready to meet the Albanians?
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?
So do you still want to know?
Why dont you come close to me and tell me that?
Also i know your not an agent if you think you will find me in the US, why don't you start with my bct profile that might give you a clue where i live.
I can fuck you at ANYTIME at ANYPLACE motherfucker. Come close to me to threaten me if you dare, sissy.
If you really think i threatened you then i am sorry but you have taken what i said completly the wrong way.
What i said in my first post is what you always hear people in movies say when they are asked something confidential like "are you a secret agent"
Just want to check what page your on before i continue because I don't want to get a rep for threating members here, that's not what im doing.
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.
Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?
Do you think bitkilo is ready to meet the Albanians?
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?
So do you still want to know?
Why dont you come close to me and tell me that?
Also i know your not an agent if you think you will find me in the US, why don't you start with my bct profile that might give you a clue where i live.
I can fuck you at ANYTIME at ANYPLACE motherfucker. Come close to me to threaten me if you dare, sissy.
Yes, I'm, and I'm surprise you found out.
Now I'll have to find you and everyone that read this message and kill you all
Now I'll have to find you and everyone that read this message and kill you all
I am definitely not a secret agent. What?
Yes, of course!
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.
You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?
No. It's against code. They just tell you it's against the law.
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.
Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?
Do you think bitkilo is ready to meet the Albanians?
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?
So do you still want to know?
Why dont you come close to me and tell me that?
Also i know your not an agent if you think you will find me in the US, why don't you start with my bct profile that might give you a clue where i live.
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.
Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?
Do you think bitkilo is ready to meet the Albanians?
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?
So do you still want to know?
Why dont you come close to me and tell me that?
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.
Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?
So do you still want to know?
Some Albanians told me they are looking for you. They want to come to US and find you.
I think they are sissies, thats why they are hiding.
yes I am from men in black 
It's a know fact that there's an AgentKaren working at Cryptsy.
Yes.
We can't name them because they are trying to hide themselves.
We can't name them because they are trying to hide themselves.
I know that some of them are here 
I am positive that among people who responded here there are at least 1 secret government agency employee. And that is not a joke.
There are a lot of secret agents on this forum i know that fact, it could be any of you. I don't know whom i can trust, i better not tell anything to anyone, keep the secret 
yes of course, i know sure 
No secret agents here.
This forum is ruled by basement kids that have dozens of alts. There are few of us in fact.
See the scam accusation against QS to agree with me
This forum is ruled by basement kids that have dozens of alts. There are few of us in fact.
See the scam accusation against QS to agree with me
yes me !
I'm one of them. You can check my username & userid. it says the truth
Maybe yes but they wouldn't tell you any of those information if they're really a secret agent.
There may be some. American, russian, european.... They all have their interests here
Names and addresses please.
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Names and addresses please.
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.
You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?
Try to catch me! the Nigerian Prince will fight by my side !
I will, just you watch!
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.
You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?
Try to catch me! the Nigerian Prince will fight by my side !
There are a lot of secret agents on this forum i know that fact, it could be any of you. I don't know whom i can trust, i better not tell anything to anyone, keep the secret 
Yep. Guess who?
I don't know if there's one
Maybe or Maybe not. but i dont think we will ever know.
Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?
last i heard theymos was a govt agent
Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?
last i heard theymos was a govt agent
If bitcoin is a secret CIA project then Satoshi must be a secret CIA agent, but it's unlikely.
I love CIA ! It's very funny agency !
I did the math and there was 273 Federal Agents circulating this forum at any given time.
post the calculations i'll double check
(x2-x23)*32(93-22*3)<98(32)
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18x(users)-29>10*714= 273
That's just the time constaints placed on the user proportionate to the timezones and varying lengths that they spend on here, so I use mechanical breaking to infer the % of Agents on at any given time, given the # of prior arrests and investigations done on users and current population of the federal work force.
unemployment rate is high. very high
You mean strucutral unemployment given the # of companies outsourcing jobs to other countries to save on wages cost and other benefits usually demanded by American workers.
I did the math and there was 273 Federal Agents circulating this forum at any given time.
post the calculations i'll double check
(x2-x23)*32(93-22*3)<98(32)
__________________________
(4<09)
_____
18x(users)-29>10*714= 273
That's just the time constaints placed on the user proportionate to the timezones and varying lengths that they spend on here, so I use mechanical breaking to infer the % of Agents on at any given time, given the # of prior arrests and investigations done on users and current population of the federal work force.
unemployment rate is high. very high
I did the math and there was 273 Federal Agents circulating this forum at any given time.
post the calculations i'll double check
I did the math and there was 273 Federal Agents circulating this forum at any given time.
Maybe or Maybe not. but i dont think we will ever know.
Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?
last i heard theymos was a govt agent
Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?
last i heard theymos was a govt agent
If bitcoin is a secret CIA project then Satoshi must be a secret CIA agent, but it's unlikely.
its not unlikely its just not what we want to believe. satoshi may not be a person but a project. we never know what they might pull those govt agencies
Maybe or Maybe not. but i dont think we will ever know.
Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?
last i heard theymos was a govt agent
Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?
last i heard theymos was a govt agent
If bitcoin is a secret CIA project then Satoshi must be a secret CIA agent, but it's unlikely.
Maybe or Maybe not. but i dont think we will ever know.
Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?
last i heard theymos was a govt agent
Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?
last i heard theymos was a govt agent
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.
My name is mayflor. I am not an agent, but a ninja. i bet you don't even see me hiding in your room right now.
Its impossible. I can "smell" a secret agent or ninja from miles away.
i work for anonymous
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im member 194 and i work for anonymous
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They call me "Agent 0.07 BTC".
I work for his majesty Satoshi Nakamoto.
My mission is to find out who is a scammer. Then we will group them and make a scammer salad.
:-)
I work for his majesty Satoshi Nakamoto.
My mission is to find out who is a scammer. Then we will group them and make a scammer salad.
:-)
lol i had a laugh
I am secretly a potato.
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.
You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?
No it is not. Read about satire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
Maybe it's to confuse other agents already on his tail?
Are you going to do something illegal ? If there are, do you think they are going to reveal even ? If someone does , I bet that person would be lying.
Awww, just tell him guys. We are all secret agents here. You are the one we are all spying on. 
I'm a double naught spy...
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
When Bitcoin gonna be 1000$ again? You're FBI and all, do something.Since when do the FBI have anything to do with the price of bitcoin and what makes you think they could influence or effect the price exactly?
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
When Bitcoin gonna be 1000$ again? You're FBI and all, do something.Since when do the FBI have anything to do with the price of bitcoin and what makes you think they could influence or effect the price exactly?
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.
My name is mayflor. I am not an agent, but a ninja. i bet you don't even see me hiding in your room right now.
They call me "Agent 0.07 BTC".
I work for his majesty Satoshi Nakamoto.
My mission is to find out who is a scammer. Then we will group them and make a scammer salad.
:-)
How is such salad made? Do you slice them or something? I work for his majesty Satoshi Nakamoto.
My mission is to find out who is a scammer. Then we will group them and make a scammer salad.
:-)
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
When Bitcoin gonna be 1000$ again? You're FBI and all, do something.
With respect to Bitcoin, regular government agents (tax, regulators) are more scary than secret agents.
Well apparently our very leader theymos is one: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/theymos-is-a-government-agent-do-not-use-this-forum-it-is-honeypot-1068341
I'm sure there are government lurkers here but not sure if they would actively post.
I'm sure there are government lurkers here but not sure if they would actively post.
Come on, don't be shy!
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?
So do you still want to know?
Oh, please, don't kill me too much! lol
They call me "Agent 0.07 BTC".
I work for his majesty Satoshi Nakamoto.
My mission is to find out who is a scammer. Then we will group them and make a scammer salad.
:-)
I work for his majesty Satoshi Nakamoto.
My mission is to find out who is a scammer. Then we will group them and make a scammer salad.
:-)
00BTC Well if they reveal themselves, they won't be secret agent anymore, would they? 00BTC
00BTC I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?
So do you still want to know?
ha ha ha... You are a funny guy...
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.
You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?
No it is not. Read about satire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.
You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?
No it is not. Read about satire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
Hi, I'm agent 7,000,000,000. Nice to meet you.
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.
You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?
So do you still want to know?
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.
I can neither confirm or deny that.
If they are secret then they won't reveal their ids
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theres this new project we call bitcoin. we must take it down.
They don't call me 008 for nothing
Nope, Nothing to see here.
I think James Bond 007 is here somewhere but I think hes shagging some lamp post.
uh.. lol.
someones been watching too much 24 hrs.
someones been watching too much 24 hrs.
I warn you, if you ever blow my cover here ...I will have too kill you 
You just blew your own cover. Secret agents are very well trained in English.
that extra o was there to throw you off
Ah, see? I just blew my cover for nothing!
I warn you, if you ever blow my cover here ...I will have too kill you
You just blew your own cover. Secret agents are very well trained in English.
that extra o was there to throw you off
I warn you, if you ever blow my cover here ...I will have too kill you
You just blew your own cover. Secret agents are very well trained in English.
I warn you, if you ever blow my cover here ...I will have too kill you
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.
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