Are you a Poker Troll? Take this simple Quiz!

WhatTheGox

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Quote from: Indamuck on May 25, 2015, 10:53:37 PM

1.   After felting in a tournament, do you hang around the room bad-mouthing the play of the remaining players, the very ones who crushed your soul and sent you packing?
2.   Do you regularly find yourself borrowing mom’s credit card after a particularly bad run?
3.   Do you find that many of your opponents seem to have some odd familiarity with your mother?
4.   Have your friends and opponents given you an affectionate nickname, such as ‘ass clown’ ?
5.   Do you spend hours churning freerolls on second-tier btc poker sites, extolling your phenomenal poker skills and experience?
6.   Were you directed to this quiz by your poker opponents?
7.   Do you regularly find yourself whining to poker site admin about other players?
8.   Do you feel an overwhelming need to refute, denigrate, or otherwise dismiss the results of this quiz?

If you answered ‘Yes’ to three or more of the questions above, you are a Poker Troll or, more affectionately, Ass Clown.

Now you know.

1. Only played in 2 live events so no. 1 of them was quite a big event on the EPT (brag) Grin

2. Nope always very careful with bankroll management never went broke.
3.
4. Had many insults before yes
5. Dont play freeroll often usually they are only good for tresting out sites.
6.
7. I have done this before yes lol
8.

Wendigo

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Quote from: magicmexican on May 28, 2015, 11:58:50 AM

Quote from: Wendigo on May 27, 2015, 07:40:11 AM

Quote from: Xiaoxiao on May 27, 2015, 01:29:41 AM

I know someone that started out with about $30 and turned it into $78,000 in bitcoin poker over a 2 month period. Very impressive!

Did that feat happen over at seals with clubs? Because I heard in the early days people used to play with thousands of bitcoins there.

Some ppl had even more impressive runs. I've known annete_15 when she was playing micro-small stakes tournaments, i think it was back in 2006 or so. A combination of skill + luck, and being in the right place in the right time can do wonders in poker.

Wasn't that this german or swedish girl that was playing on full tilt poker when durrr was around? I think I have seen clips of her playing a tournament without looking at her hole cards and winning it in the end Cool

magicmexican

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Quote from: Wendigo on May 27, 2015, 07:40:11 AM

Quote from: Xiaoxiao on May 27, 2015, 01:29:41 AM

I know someone that started out with about $30 and turned it into $78,000 in bitcoin poker over a 2 month period. Very impressive!

Did that feat happen over at seals with clubs? Because I heard in the early days people used to play with thousands of bitcoins there.

Some ppl had even more impressive runs. I've known annete_15 when she was playing micro-small stakes tournaments, i think it was back in 2006 or so. A combination of skill + luck, and being in the right place in the right time can do wonders in poker.

fox19891989

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Quote from: Indamuck on May 25, 2015, 10:53:37 PM

1.   After felting in a tournament, do you hang around the room bad-mouthing the play of the remaining players, the very ones who crushed your soul and sent you packing?
2.   Do you regularly find yourself borrowing mom’s credit card after a particularly bad run?
3.   Do you find that many of your opponents seem to have some odd familiarity with your mother?
4.   Have your friends and opponents given you an affectionate nickname, such as ‘ass clown’ ?
5.   Do you spend hours churning freerolls on second-tier btc poker sites, extolling your phenomenal poker skills and experience?
6.   Were you directed to this quiz by your poker opponents?
7.   Do you regularly find yourself whining to poker site admin about other players?
8.   Do you feel an overwhelming need to refute, denigrate, or otherwise dismiss the results of this quiz?

If you answered ‘Yes’ to three or more of the questions above, you are a Poker Troll or, more affectionately, Ass Clown.

Now you know.

1. no
2. I don't spend my own money to play poker, I only earn money from freerolls, and use freerolls money to play ring games.
3. no
4. seldom, some may curse me because my AA beat he is allin with 27o. Cheesy

I call kevin235r as an ass clown, allin clown kevin king, haha
5. no
6. no
7. seldom.
8. no

jeannemadrigal2

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Quote from: Indamuck on May 25, 2015, 10:53:37 PM

1.   After felting in a tournament, do you hang around the room bad-mouthing the play of the remaining players, the very ones who crushed your soul and sent you packing?
2.   Do you regularly find yourself borrowing mom’s credit card after a particularly bad run?
3.   Do you find that many of your opponents seem to have some odd familiarity with your mother?
4.   Have your friends and opponents given you an affectionate nickname, such as ‘ass clown’ ?
5.   Do you spend hours churning freerolls on second-tier btc poker sites, extolling your phenomenal poker skills and experience?
6.   Were you directed to this quiz by your poker opponents?
7.   Do you regularly find yourself whining to poker site admin about other players?
8.   Do you feel an overwhelming need to refute, denigrate, or otherwise dismiss the results of this quiz?

If you answered ‘Yes’ to three or more of the questions above, you are a Poker Troll or, more affectionately, Ass Clown.

Now you know.

1 no
2 no
3 no
4 no
5 no
6 no
7 no
8 yes

Ha! Awesome quiz dude lol. I guess the results are not fair because I hardly ever play poker, but you make me want to play it more often.

Wendigo

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Quote from: Xiaoxiao on May 27, 2015, 01:29:41 AM

I know someone that started out with about $30 and turned it into $78,000 in bitcoin poker over a 2 month period. Very impressive!

Did that feat happen over at seals with clubs? Because I heard in the early days people used to play with thousands of bitcoins there.

SyGambler

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guess who's back

hehe good job mate
keep hitting us with poker subjects
I think every newbie in poker is troll , but when he starts discovering the math and strategies of the game he will not be a troll anymore
I still remember when I started to learn the math of poker
there was a section for the chance of winning when you are all in pre-flop
so when I saw that AK is only 60% favor against 27 the whole game changed lol
I used to consider losing AK against a bad hands as a bad beat
but not anymore Grin

Ingatqhvq

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Interest quiz, i think i am not a poker troll Grin

avw1982

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Funny list. But when I see this I'm not a troll. Undecided

Not anymore. I was one, especially point 1. Grin

Light

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Circa 2010

Quote from: Xiaoxiao on May 27, 2015, 01:29:41 AM

I know someone that started out with about $30 and turned it into $78,000 in bitcoin poker over a 2 month period. Very impressive!

Wow, that's kind of scary and impressive at the same time. Are there even enough high rollers to earn that much consistently over the long term or was it just some really nice big tournament results?

Xiaoxiao

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The Golden Rule Rules

I know someone that started out with about $30 and turned it into $78,000 in bitcoin poker over a 2 month period. Very impressive!

casinobitco

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I laughed!

Indamuck

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Quote from: Wendigo on May 26, 2015, 03:55:39 PM

It's amusing how 2 of the questions are about your mom Cool

And what is the opposite definition of an ass clown?

The opposite of 'ass clown' is ... 'not an ass clown.'

Most players fall into that latter category.

You are welcome.

Wendigo

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It's amusing how 2 of the questions are about your mom Cool

And what is the opposite definition of an ass clown?

magicmexican

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Not really sure about 2-8, but 1 is pretty standard practice even amongs the most winning mtt regulars. Its just a good tradition.

andolini82

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Quote from: Indamuck on May 25, 2015, 10:53:37 PM

1.   After felting in a tournament, do you hang around the room bad-mouthing the play of the remaining players, the very ones who crushed your soul and sent you packing?
2.   Do you regularly find yourself borrowing mom’s credit card after a particularly bad run?
3.   Do you find that many of your opponents seem to have some odd familiarity with your mother?
4.   Have your friends and opponents given you an affectionate nickname, such as ‘ass clown’ ?
5.   Do you spend hours churning freerolls on second-tier btc poker sites, extolling your phenomenal poker skills and experience?
6.   Were you directed to this quiz by your poker opponents?
7.   Do you regularly find yourself whining to poker site admin about other players?
8.   Do you feel an overwhelming need to refute, denigrate, or otherwise dismiss the results of this quiz?

If you answered ‘Yes’ to three or more of the questions above, you are a Poker Troll or, more affectionately, Ass Clown.

Now you know.

1. Never do that.
2. Yes. it steal not borrow Tongue

3 - 8 Yes, All in

Indamuck

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Take the quiz Troll, you know who you are.

grendel25

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What about the all-in on the first hand or huge bets in the first round? Always a few... trying to bluff and instantly being dismissed by wiser players after the greedy pig is ousted early.

Good list though. I know I've seen a few guilty on all counts.

Altcoin4life

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Lol ty for the laugh I don't play poker but was good nonetheless.

Indamuck

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1.   After felting in a tournament, do you hang around the room bad-mouthing the play of the remaining players, the very ones who crushed your soul and sent you packing?
2.   Do you regularly find yourself borrowing mom’s credit card after a particularly bad run?
3.   Do you find that many of your opponents seem to have some odd familiarity with your mother?
4.   Have your friends and opponents given you an affectionate nickname, such as ‘ass clown’ ?
5.   Do you spend hours churning freerolls on second-tier btc poker sites, extolling your phenomenal poker skills and experience?
6.   Were you directed to this quiz by your poker opponents?
7.   Do you regularly find yourself whining to poker site admin about other players?
8.   Do you feel an overwhelming need to refute, denigrate, or otherwise dismiss the results of this quiz?

If you answered ‘Yes’ to three or more of the questions above, you are a Poker Troll or, more affectionately, Ass Clown.

Now you know.

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