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Topic: ASIC Mining Company Dice Game (Read 1079 times)

legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
February 28, 2013, 04:17:56 PM
#6
Roll a die and see if it lands on a delay number. Count how many delays you have, and compare your progress to Butterfly Labs, Avalon and bASIC-MINING!

1. START: Everyone starts here.
4. DELAY: Your ASIC chips were blown.
5. DELAY: Your case manufacturer in China stopped responding to your phone calls.
8. DELAY: One of your employees quit and may have stolen the designs.
10. DELAY: Your ordering system crashed.
11. DELAY: Testing failed, mined blocks are all orphans.
13. STOP: Your alcohol problem has caused unattractive posts, creating a mass panic of refunds.
14. DELAY: A shipment of the cases were reportedly stolen.
17. DELAY: You were thinking of an excuse to delay so much that you didn't get anything done.
19. DELAY: You spent time trolling Micon instead of working on the miners
22. DELAY: Improper safety measures resulted in an ambulance being called
23. DELAY: TSMC extended the estimated time.
24. DELAY: Your bumping facility were late.
26. DELAY: You accidentally snapped a wafer in half.
28. DELAY: You have trouble smuggling out your chips out to be shipped.

I don't have a 28 sided die. Where do you get them?



But, to play the game correctly. you'll need the game board...



...and the official dice shaker.



And a list of willing players: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=mlist
hero member
Activity: 952
Merit: 1009
February 28, 2013, 04:14:15 PM
#5
Trip report

1. START: Everyone starts here.

Rolling 1d6: 4

5. DELAY: Your case manufacturer in China stopped responding to your phone calls.

Rolling 1d6: 2

7.

Rolling 1d6: 6

13. STOP: Your alcohol problem has caused unattractive posts, creating a mass panic of refunds.




Sounds about right.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
February 28, 2013, 04:10:26 PM
#4
Roll a die and see if it lands on a delay number. Count how many delays you have, and compare your progress to Butterfly Labs, Avalon and bASIC-MINING!

1. START: Everyone starts here.
4. DELAY: Your ASIC chips were blown.
5. DELAY: Your case manufacturer in China stopped responding to your phone calls.
8. DELAY: One of your employees quit and may have stolen the designs.
10. DELAY: Your ordering system crashed.
11. DELAY: Testing failed, mined blocks are all orphans.
13. STOP: Your alcohol problem has caused unattractive posts, creating a mass panic of refunds.
14. DELAY: A shipment of the cases were reportedly stolen.
17. DELAY: You were thinking of an excuse to delay so much that you didn't get anything done.
19. DELAY: You spent time trolling Micon instead of working on the miners
22. DELAY: Improper safety measures resulted in an ambulance being called
23. DELAY: TSMC extended the estimated time.
24. DELAY: Your bumping facility were late.
26. DELAY: You accidentally snapped a wafer in half.
28. DELAY: You have trouble smuggling out your chips out to be shipped.

I don't have a 28 sided die. Where do you get them?
vip
Activity: 1316
Merit: 1043
👻
February 28, 2013, 01:16:03 AM
#3
29. DELAY: Please do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
February 28, 2013, 01:10:02 AM
#2
ASIC-DICE is a ScaM!!!

I played and won, but they're now refusing to pay me my one-point-five sataoshi win. They won't reply to my emails or PMs. Then they banned me from their site for no reason. My cat has Leukemia Cancer and now I have no way to pay the vet.
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
Weighted companion cube
February 28, 2013, 12:47:19 AM
#1
Roll a die and see if it lands on a delay number. Count how many delays you have, and compare your progress to Butterfly Labs, Avalon and bASIC-MINING!

1. START: Everyone starts here.
4. DELAY: Your ASIC chips were blown.
5. DELAY: Your case manufacturer in China stopped responding to your phone calls.
8. DELAY: One of your employees quit and may have stolen the designs.
10. DELAY: Your ordering system crashed.
11. DELAY: Testing failed, mined blocks are all orphans.
13. STOP: Your alcohol problem has caused unattractive posts, creating a mass panic of refunds.
14. DELAY: A shipment of the cases were reportedly stolen.
17. DELAY: You were thinking of an excuse to delay so much that you didn't get anything done.
19. DELAY: You spent time trolling Micon instead of working on the miners
22. DELAY: Improper safety measures resulted in an ambulance being called
23. DELAY: TSMC extended the estimated time.
24. DELAY: Your bumping facility were late.
26. DELAY: You accidentally snapped a wafer in half.
28. DELAY: You have trouble smuggling out your chips out to be shipped.
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