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Topic: [AUCTION] The Kryptopath Bitcoin Pumpkin ULTRA RARE only 1 in the world! (Read 868 times)

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Sorry for your loss.  Cry
But, I have to ask. What does Grade A pumpkin taste like? I think we only have Grade B here across the pond.


Yes indeed Grade A is amazing stuff. Rather how some describe top shelf vs cheap alcohol... Much more full bodied taste.

Mine is Grade A but here in the Bay Area we had a 2nd world record setting pumpkin. Annnnd...

I just might have the hookup Wink Mr Holland is a nice guy.


http://www.smdailyjournal.com/news/local/giant-pumpkin-breaks-american-record/article_f0efffee-ad71-11e7-b3bc-d79e85228ac0.html
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Sorry for your loss.  Cry
But, I have to ask. What does Grade A pumpkin taste like? I think we only have Grade B here across the pond.
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Just gave me a fun idea for halloween! Good luck with the bidding.  Smiley

Well thank you, but unfortunately I've been robbed of my pumpkin. Any bids would just go towards a shamwow to soak up these buckets of bitter tears.
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Just gave me a fun idea for halloween! Good luck with the bidding.  Smiley
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Very well. PM with forbidden knowledge incoming...

Epic project, thanks for sharing a few details.  Smiley

Looks like there's been a case of grand theft pumpkin?

  Grin sure thing! Can't wait to get those samples! The big reveal should be coming soon after that!
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Very well. PM with forbidden knowledge incoming...

Epic project, thanks for sharing a few details.  Smiley

Looks like there's been a case of grand theft pumpkin?
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Edit: P.S - I think you have a traitor in the family OP. They made the silly mistake of leaving the permanent marker at the scene of the crime.

Hmm yeah I'm getting suspicious too... and it seems like the handwritting is god awful, but then they sign the message is some cursive-y type signature?  Huh
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The bastards! They stole your stolen pumpkin! :0

Ok fine! But I stole it fair and square. It was outside when I got it, those extortionist raccoons must have BROKE IN to steal it. That's not cool.

And besides, who misspells pumpkin?
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The bastards! They stole your stolen pumpkin! :0

Edit: P.S - I think you have a traitor in the family OP. They made the silly mistake of leaving the permanent marker at the scene of the crime.
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Hey guys... I woke up to a devastating scene this morning... *chokes back sob*  look...

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HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is.  Grin


But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.

Aw shucks, I was thinking the prize could be something related to your upcoming release.   Cheesy


Hmmm... well now you've got me thinking... I've got two samples being made right now, but they'll take at least a couple weeks to get to me.

So how about a sneak preview? Swear yourself to secrecy!

That would be epic and you can count on me to keep it under wraps.  Smiley
Very well. PM with forbidden knowledge incoming...
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HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is.  Grin


But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.

Aw shucks, I was thinking the prize could be something related to your upcoming release.   Cheesy


Hmmm... well now you've got me thinking... I've got two samples being made right now, but they'll take at least a couple weeks to get to me.

So how about a sneak preview? Swear yourself to secrecy!

That would be epic and you can count on me to keep it under wraps.  Smiley
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HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is.  Grin


But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.

Aw shucks, I was thinking the prize could be something related to your upcoming release.   Cheesy


Hmmm... well now you've got me thinking... I've got two samples being made right now, but they'll take at least a couple weeks to get to me.

So how about a sneak preview? Swear yourself to secrecy!
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The light really bring the shine out of the BitPumpkin...The very first of its kind..you should load it with some btc...call it the BitLoadkin  One of its kind and an original  Wink
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HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is.  Grin


But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.

Aw shucks, I was thinking the prize could be something related to your upcoming release.   Cheesy
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I'll have you know, those racoons are no friends of mine! I won't be doing business with them even if it was my last resort!

FURTHERMORE... my next door neighbor... is err... allergic to pumpkins! Yeah so there's no way they could've.

Oh and yeah I'm way to lazy to pull off a heist like that...
I'd hire the raccoons for that though if I had such an operation I needed to pull off.

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HERE YA GO:
Can't beat that authentic lighting transparency people.

~snip~

I think kryptopath is bullshitting us, guys!

That doesn't appear to be the same pumpkin..

I think he secretly sold it to the local raccoons out in the back for 0.009 BTC, who paid him and promptly ran off with the pumpkin whilst double spending the transaction. OP now has no special pumpkin, nor does he have any BTC to show for his efforts. I am going to go out on a limb and state I think he stole the latest pumpkin above from the next door neighbours.

Don't buy it wheelz1200!! You'll be purchasing stolen goods.

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HERE YA GO:
Can't beat that authentic lighting transparency people.

~snip~

I think kryptopath is bullshitting us, guys!

That doesn't appear to be the same pumpkin..

I think he secretly sold it to the local raccoons out in the back for 0.009 BTC, who paid him and promptly ran off with the pumpkin whilst double spending the transaction. OP now has no special pumpkin, nor does he have any BTC to show for his efforts. I am going to go out on a limb and state I think he stole the latest pumpkin above from the next door neighbours.

Don't buy it wheelz1200!! You'll be purchasing stolen goods.
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When you get back don't give me none of this you go first/western union or any of that other shit.  Escrow or gtfoh

Oh absolutely! I am all about being safe Wink

I've worked with minerjones in the past... he's cool Smiley
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HERE YA GO:
Can't beat that authentic lighting transparency people.


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I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute Grin

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me Sad

Soooooooooo why ask for a photo  Cheesy

Edit: nice art though....but I really don't believe you made that fine piece.  Could you at least prove ownership with a piece of paper with your name and date next to the art piece

because the photo just would not load for a while and I didn't understand how everyone was commenting on how it looked when their was no picture
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I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute Grin

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me Sad

Soooooooooo why ask for a photo  Cheesy

Edit: nice art though....but I really don't believe you made that fine piece.  Could you at least prove ownership with a piece of paper with your name and date next to the art piece

That's fair. This is BCT after all. Proof wins Smiley I'll be right back...

When you get back don't give me none of this you go first/western union or any of that other shit.  Escrow or gtfoh
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I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute Grin

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me Sad

Soooooooooo why ask for a photo  Cheesy

Edit: nice art though....but I really don't believe you made that fine piece.  Could you at least prove ownership with a piece of paper with your name and date next to the art piece

That's fair. This is BCT after all. Proof wins Smiley I'll be right back...
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I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute Grin

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me Sad

Soooooooooo why ask for a photo  Cheesy

Edit: nice art though....but I really don't believe you made that fine piece.  Could you at least prove ownership with a piece of paper with your name and date next to the art piece
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I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute Grin

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me Sad

Well, that's no fun! Not sure what you want me to do though...  Huh
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I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute Grin

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me Sad
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Can I just tell you? That is the BEST, BIGGEST, GREATEST pumpkin of all time! I mean, seriously folks, look at that pumpkin? Can you believe it? It's just FANTASTIC, BIGLY FANTASTIC!!

Grin
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I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute Grin

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

Well yes, I'm entertaining a local bid.

Didn't really know they used bitcoin, but the raccoons out back offered 0.009 BTC and free removal and cleanup.

I told the cheap little jerks I'm not taking a bid LESS THAN the starting bid. And I don't trust them to do a good job cleaning up so I know this will just cause a hassle...
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I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute Grin

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?
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Just letting you know right now, I'm kinda weird.
I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...
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HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is.  Grin


But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.
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HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is.  Grin
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My guess is: it's the letters HODL.  Wink

WOO! You win the awesome prize!



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Nice pictures!

My guess is: it's the letters HODL.  Wink
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Tongue You should cover it with lacquer or something to protect it against bugs.

I should start selling John K. Bitcoin Pumpkins soon too!

John K!! What a legend! I'm humbled to have you here in my thread *bows head politely*

An excellent idea! Preserving a true collectible is a must!!

I'm actually working on a legitimately awesome new collectible (silver/gold plating... nothing like it... super excited because the BCT community will LOVE them... yadda yadda yadda).

The manufacturing will be starting soon! This was just a bit of fun before I announce them I guess xD


HEY ALL: No guesses on the design? hmmm another clue will have to do...



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Tongue You should cover it with lacquer or something to protect it against bugs.

I should start selling John K. Bitcoin Pumpkins soon too!
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I must say.... thats one mighty fine BTC hole.
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SPECIAL PRIZE TO WHOEVER CAN GUESS THE DESIGN OF THE BACK!!! LOOK CAREFULLY....

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What does it look like lit up with a candle or LED battery operated light?   Grin

Sorry It's just not worth the risk of hurting the resale value by putting a live flame inside. And any handling at all is risky to be honest... it's a little flimsy xD

^^ Haha classic, I think this is the sign of a true jack-o-lantern artist!   Grin

Ok fine you've gotten my curiosity up too much... I'll put a candle in.... CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE DESIGN ON THE BACK IS???

Pics incoming Smiley
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What does it look like lit up with a candle or LED battery operated light?   Grin

Sorry It's just not worth the risk of hurting the resale value by putting a live flame inside. And any handling at all is risky to be honest... it's a little flimsy xD

^^ Haha classic, I think this is the sign of a true jack-o-lantern artist!   Grin
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What does it look like lit up with a candle or LED battery operated light?   Grin

Sorry It's just not worth the risk of hurting the resale value by putting a live flame inside. And any handling at all is risky to be honest... it's a little flimsy xD
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Finally.... we really needed some comedic relief around here, thanks! Cheesy Cheesy
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What does it look like lit up with a candle or LED battery operated light?   Grin
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This is the best laugh I have had in a long time.  Thank you Smiley
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Easily do themselves? No sir! No one else can carve a Kryptopath Pumpkin. They may try, but none are genuine!

Haha Grin That made me laugh, so I'll give you that.

Doesn't change the fact that I'll be shocked if someone is actually prepared to pay you for that monstrosity!!


pssst....me too.
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Easily do themselves? No sir! No one else can carve a Kryptopath Pumpkin. They may try, but none are genuine!

Haha Grin That made me laugh, so I'll give you that.

Doesn't change the fact that I'll be shocked if someone is actually prepared to pay you for that monstrosity!!
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Easily do themselves? No sir! No one else can carve a Kryptopath Pumpkin. They may try, but none are genuine!
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Hello all!

I've got quite the treat for you all - just in time for halloween!

Here up for auction is my Bitcoin-Themed, Custom Hand-Carved, 100% organic, GRADE A pumpkin.

As you can see from the image below, this truely is unique work.



Don't miss your chance to win a truly one of a kind Bitcoin Art Carving!


Bidding to start at 0.01 BTC
Minimum increments of 0.001 BTC
End is October 28th at 10am PST. That'll give me enough time to two day ship it to make sure it gets there by Halloween!

Good luck all! Have fun!

And get it while it's hot! Err... before it gets moldy!


Unique is one way to describe it..

I would be extremely surprised if anyone would be willing to pay you $60 for something they could easily do themselves.

Nonetheless, good luck. Lips sealed
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Hello all!

I've got quite the treat for you all - just in time for halloween!

Here up for auction is my Bitcoin-Themed, Custom Hand-Carved, 100% organic, GRADE A pumpkin.

As you can see from the image below, this truely is unique work.


Don't miss your chance to win a truly one of a kind Bitcoin Art Carving!


Bidding to start at 0.01 BTC
Minimum increments of 0.001 BTC
End is October 28th at 10am PST. That'll give me enough time to two day ship it to make sure it gets there by Halloween!

Good luck all! Have fun!

And get it while it's hot! Err... before it gets moldy!
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