For Telegram, there seems to be a developer API (and I've been seeing quite a few altcoin-related Telegram bots pop up within my section) so it probably wouldn't be too much of a hassle implementing an auto-responder.
For Facebook, there also seems to be an API, though as a user previously mentioned, I'm not sure on what their policy on auto-responders is.
Thank you, mprep! I read your answer not too long after you posted it, I just did not wish to log in from my workplace (strict IT security policy) and when returning to college I simply always was tired. I feel good to have a perspective as for implementing such auto-responders with the mentioned services. It surely needs more research on my part, though.
But this thread served its purpose. Thank you all for the contribution!