When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar
Straight out of /r/3amjokes
Topic: Bad Joke Day: The Beginning (Read 546 times)
LMAO that was good.
Thank you for your kind reply!
There is more to come!
I shall return!
My $.02.
LMAO that was good.
Coin it as my 2s, just to make it easy, i would like to see the poll on what it ought to be.
So, set it up!
You have my blessing!
My $.02.
Nah, I am just going to use it and if people want to ask what I mean they can.
I have been trying to come up with a better Jesus joke but i think yours takes the cake
I will return if one arises.Looking forward to your contribution!
My $.02.
Coin it as my 2s, just to make it easy, i would like to see the poll on what it ought to be.
So, set it up!
You have my blessing!
My $.02.
Nah, I am just going to use it and if people want to ask what I mean they can.
I have been trying to come up with a better Jesus joke but i think yours takes the cake
I will return if one arises. Coin it as my 2s, just to make it easy, i would like to see the poll on what it ought to be.
So, set it up!
You have my blessing!
My $.02.
Coin it as my 2s, just to make it easy, i would like to see the poll on what it ought to be.
I've been seeing "my $.02" a lot lately. Is it just you, or lots of people on here?
Two birds are standing on a perch. One sharply inhales and asks the other, "what smells fishy?"
Two birds are standing on a perch. One sharply inhales and asks the other, "what smells fishy?"
That one cracked me up!
As far as the "My $.02" thing goes, 'far as I know it's just me but there may be imitators or those who choose to follow a true sage.
My $.02.
My mBTC2.
I would but like 99% of the expenditures I have to make must be done in fiat, so there ya go!?
My $.02.
P.S.:
Maybe I'll do a poll on the matter, eh?
I've been seeing "my $.02" a lot lately. Is it just you, or lots of people on here?
Two birds are standing on a perch. One sharply inhales and asks the other, "what smells fishy?"
Two birds are standing on a perch. One sharply inhales and asks the other, "what smells fishy?"
That one cracked me up!
As far as the "My $.02" thing goes, 'far as I know it's just me but there may be imitators or those who choose to follow a true sage.
My $.02.
My mBTC2.
I've been seeing "my $.02" a lot lately. Is it just you, or lots of people on here?
Two birds are standing on a perch. One sharply inhales and asks the other, "what smells fishy?"
Two birds are standing on a perch. One sharply inhales and asks the other, "what smells fishy?"
That one cracked me up!
As far as the "My $.02" thing goes, 'far as I know it's just me but there may be imitators or those who choose to follow a true sage.
My $.02.
I've been seeing "my $.02" a lot lately. Is it just you, or lots of people on here?
Two birds are standing on a perch. One sharply inhales and asks the other, "what smells fishy?"
Two birds are standing on a perch. One sharply inhales and asks the other, "what smells fishy?"
"Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They emailed.
They emailed with attachme.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than Hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'
God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES!"
My $.02.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They emailed.
They emailed with attachme.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than Hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'
God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES!"
My $.02.
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