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April 10, 2014, 05:02:46 AM
#29
I miss tuesday already Sad Such jokes much wow.  Tongue
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April 10, 2014, 04:53:58 AM
#28
What is brown and sticky?

A stick

racist, sticks can be white too

Haha. And green too.

No they can't, there are no asian sticks.

Has Bad Joke Tuesday turned into stick figure Wednesday?

Here is a stick figure without the sticks:



that's not a stick figure

better make thread

no-sense Thursday
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April 10, 2014, 04:38:27 AM
#27
Apparently it was Classic Joke Wednesday on Ellen yesterday (but it was actually jusy a bad joke): http://youtu.be/TS0NurIj0WQ
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April 10, 2014, 04:17:27 AM
#26
Terrible Turdsday Joke's con't:

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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April 10, 2014, 03:19:16 AM
#25
Can't we have a good joke day?

Yes, please do.
Can we live up to the higher expectations?
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April 10, 2014, 03:18:03 AM
#24
Can't we have a good joke day?
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April 09, 2014, 09:46:44 PM
#23
The spirit of Tuesday can be with us everyday.
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April 09, 2014, 08:17:36 PM
#22
Tuesday is now over, close this thread or rename it, give it more universal name or something.;P

Oh, no!

Now it is time for Bad Joke Wednesday, coming soon to an Interweb near you!

My $.02.

Wink

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April 09, 2014, 08:16:11 PM
#21
Tuesday is now over, close this thread or rename it, give it more universal name or something.;P
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April 09, 2014, 08:09:46 PM
#20
Hey, you guys and dolls are doing good!

Just the thing I wanted!

Thanks for your input!

All of us need to have a little fun now and again!

My $.02.

Wink
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April 09, 2014, 08:02:11 PM
#19
Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
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April 09, 2014, 07:59:44 PM
#18
What is brown and sticky?

A stick

racist, sticks can be white too

Haha. And green too.

No they can't, there are no asian sticks.

Has Bad Joke Tuesday turned into stick figure Wednesday?

Here is a stick figure without the sticks:

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April 09, 2014, 05:28:07 PM
#17
What is brown and sticky?

A stick

racist, sticks can be white too

Haha. And green too.

No they can't, there are no asian sticks.

What does green have to do with Asians?
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April 09, 2014, 05:20:51 PM
#16
What is brown and sticky?

A stick

racist, sticks can be white too

Haha. And green too.

No they can't, there are no asian sticks.
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April 09, 2014, 05:15:38 PM
#15
What is brown and sticky?

A stick

racist, sticks can be white too

Haha. And green too.
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April 09, 2014, 03:32:42 PM
#14
What is brown and sticky?

A stick

racist, sticks can be white too
legendary
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April 09, 2014, 03:30:13 PM
#13
What is brown and sticky?

A stick
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April 09, 2014, 03:20:38 PM
#12
where is the money please i want to stole that one Tongue

Is that a joke?

does the pope wear a hat?
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April 09, 2014, 03:02:47 PM
#11
where is the money please i want to stole that one Tongue

Is that a joke?
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April 09, 2014, 02:48:16 PM
#10
Today is Wednesday



My $200.00


 Wink
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April 09, 2014, 02:35:20 PM
#9
What would happen if you put the salt shaker in the fridge?

Don't know but it'd be pretty cool.

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April 09, 2014, 02:14:07 PM
#8
where is the money please i want to stole that one Tongue
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April 09, 2014, 02:05:06 PM
#7
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick
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April 09, 2014, 01:54:14 PM
#6
Where does a snowman keep his money?
The snowbank.
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April 09, 2014, 05:32:12 AM
#5
I think everyday is Bad Joke Tuesday on here.
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April 09, 2014, 12:49:12 AM
#4
Did you hear about the hot new alt coin.....?
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April 09, 2014, 12:33:42 AM
#3
A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."

I like that one!

+1

My $.02.

Wink
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April 08, 2014, 11:50:26 PM
#2
A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."
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April 08, 2014, 09:10:14 PM
#1
At an Irish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Apologies to my Irish freinds.

My $.02.

Wink
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