Lol, that gave me a good laugh. I use that pic since it looks a lot like my wife and my little girl kept calling her mommy when my wife was on vacation. Maggie Q for those interested.
If I found out about BTC in 2008 before I got married I would easily have over 10k coins with all the old hardware I had laying around. Arrived late to the party relatively speaking because of wife and kids but wouldn't trade them for less than 20,999,999 coins (I'd let Satoshi keep one (and yes I know BTC white paper wasn't until 2009 and a whole pantload are lost).