Being a professional animal cuddler is in my top 5 dream jobs. Right next to astronaut, musician, ice cream tester, and billionaire.
Ice cream on female nipples tester is not bad either
Topic: Best Job Ever (Read 2193 times)
Ice cream on female nipples tester is not bad either
Being a professional animal cuddler is in my top 5 dream jobs. Right next to astronaut, musician, ice cream tester, and billionaire.
OKay. 
If i'm not watching 3 asian chicks molesting each other, i'm gay? 
I think you are a closet gay.
Ya, I JUST went there
If i'm not watching 3 asian chicks molesting each other, i'm gay?
I think you are a closet gay.
If i'm not watching 3 asian chicks molesting each other, i'm gay?
I think you are a closet gay.
That made no sense but okay
No of course not 
just not as straight as me
just not as straight as me
If i'm not watching 3 asian chicks molesting each other, i'm gay?
I'm straight? Duh
Desperate, desperate need and doesn't know how to use a computer now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and watch a porn video with three cute Japanese girls molesting each other in an office
now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and watch a porn video with three cute Japanese girls molesting each other in an office 
How can u watch something like that? O.o
Desperate, desperate need and doesn't know how to use a computer now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and watch a porn video with three cute Japanese girls molesting each other in an office
now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and watch a porn video with three cute Japanese girls molesting each other in an office Umm, tits? Duh
Like you need to do this job to see tits
a guy's gotta do what he does best
Umm, tits? Duh
Like you need to do this job to see tits
a guy's gotta do what he does best
*clicks randomly on the internet*
BOOBIES!
This.BOOBIES!
Also she'd at least need to be fully naked, and the rest of the scene censored. IYKWIM
*clicks randomly on the internet*
BOOBIES!
BOOBIES!
Umm, tits? Duh
Like you need to do this job to see tits
If this is the best job ever, then why is she wearing pants?
Why would this be the best job ever?
The pay is not even good.
The pay is not even good.
Umm, tits? Duh
Well GL when you start doing that on a girl that is cranky.
I believe it's the best job ever because it combines a mans love of the woman form with his creativity and artistry. Two major ingredients which makes the quality of life of humans as high as it is today. Tertiary reason would include being allowed to touch nude women while being paid to do it.
Being paid to do what you love and to love what you do... you will never "work" a day in your life.
Being paid to do what you love and to love what you do... you will never "work" a day in your life.
Best job ever?
Not for me. And you need to be gifted.
Not for me. And you need to be gifted.
I've come to the conclusion over the years that 'gifted' and 'talented' are just words for lazy people
you get good at art by practising tons and making sure you're learning good technique, I really need to post some of my up to date stuff because it looks insanely different to what you lot see if you go to my photobucket account. Been quite happy with how it's turning out now should finally be able to get work up onto my site.Also wtf?
not best job ever, why do guys think that that kind of thing is fantastic? I'd just consider it one big cock tease every day which would be unbearable reminds me of when someone posted up on a forum about how applying lotion on models was the best job ever. My arse! One wrong move and you'll end up being sued for sexual harassment and you're especially fucked if you get an extremely pissy girl >_<. It's a bit like going to a strip club, I have never ever gotten the point of it in my life, if I want to watch that kind of thing I'll just go download porn and enjoy it privately.I suck at being a typical man
I don't see this being a good job at all, unless you enjoy doing art a lot. It's boring and takes time to get stuff done right.
Also some talent or gift is needed, as the difference can be seen in kid drawings, primary school, high school and later is just people being lazy
Best job ever?
Not for me. And you need to be gifted.
Not for me. And you need to be gifted.
I've come to the conclusion over the years that 'gifted' and 'talented' are just words for lazy people
you get good at art by practising tons and making sure you're learning good technique, I really need to post some of my up to date stuff because it looks insanely different to what you lot see if you go to my photobucket account. Been quite happy with how it's turning out now should finally be able to get work up onto my site.Also wtf?
not best job ever, why do guys think that that kind of thing is fantastic? I'd just consider it one big cock tease every day which would be unbearable reminds me of when someone posted up on a forum about how applying lotion on models was the best job ever. My arse! One wrong move and you'll end up being sued for sexual harassment and you're especially fucked if you get an extremely pissy girl >_<. It's a bit like going to a strip club, I have never ever gotten the point of it in my life, if I want to watch that kind of thing I'll just go download porn and enjoy it privately.I suck at being a typical man
Why would this be the best job ever?
The pay is not even good.
The pay is not even good.
Best job ever?
Not for me. And you need to be gifted.
Not for me. And you need to be gifted.
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