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gollum

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In Hashrate We Trust!

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 27, 2014, 05:51:03 PM

Quote from: gollum on February 27, 2014, 05:41:36 PM

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 05:34:29 PM

Quote from: gollum on February 26, 2014, 05:27:18 PM

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 04:31:25 PM

Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 09:38:00 PM

If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam Cheesy

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her Cheesy

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had Cheesy

No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort Wink

using lemmon pills and getting paralized like a child that was executed in the 2WW by the nazis? Cheesy

If you became a dollar millionaire in bitcoin, would you screw a girl on a bed of thousands of paper wallets with 1 BTC/paper,
or 1 paper wallet with thousands of bitcoins?

why not both? Cheesy

If I couldn't afford 1BTC/paper I would put 1Doge/paper, that's very cheap Cheesy

Good idea, wait I print out some doggycoin to wipe my ass! Cheesy

Kiki112

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Quote from: gollum on February 27, 2014, 05:41:36 PM

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 05:34:29 PM

Quote from: gollum on February 26, 2014, 05:27:18 PM

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 04:31:25 PM

Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 09:38:00 PM

If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam Cheesy

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her Cheesy

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had Cheesy

No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort Wink

using lemmon pills and getting paralized like a child that was executed in the 2WW by the nazis? Cheesy

If you became a dollar millionaire in bitcoin, would you screw a girl on a bed of thousands of paper wallets with 1 BTC/paper,
or 1 paper wallet with thousands of bitcoins?

why not both? Cheesy

If I couldn't afford 1BTC/paper I would put 1Doge/paper, that's very cheap Cheesy

gollum

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In Hashrate We Trust!

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 05:34:29 PM

Quote from: gollum on February 26, 2014, 05:27:18 PM

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 04:31:25 PM

Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 09:38:00 PM

If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam Cheesy

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her Cheesy

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had Cheesy

No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort Wink

using lemmon pills and getting paralized like a child that was executed in the 2WW by the nazis? Cheesy

If you became a dollar millionaire in bitcoin, would you screw a girl on a bed of thousands of paper wallets with 1 BTC/paper,
or 1 paper wallet with thousands of bitcoins?

Lauda

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Terminated.

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 27, 2014, 04:43:00 PM

I never said me and you mother don't love each other

well, let's stop it here
hope you know this is in all sense just a joke, I was in no way trying to be offensive

You have successfully redeemed your soul, Jesus is happy.

Kiki112

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Quote from: Lauda on February 27, 2014, 08:33:15 AM

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 06:18:39 PM

that's what I told your mother

I never said me and you mother don't love each other

well, let's stop it here
hope you know this is in all sense just a joke, I was in no way trying to be offensive

Lauda

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Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 06:18:39 PM

that's what I told your mother

Kiki112

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Quote from: Lauda on February 26, 2014, 05:58:48 PM

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 05:51:16 PM

Quote from: Lauda on February 26, 2014, 05:39:08 PM

One should not sell his soul to a simple scam.

getting tired of your soul shit LaudaM

Stop selling yourself.

that's what I told your mother

Lauda

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Terminated.

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 05:51:16 PM

Quote from: Lauda on February 26, 2014, 05:39:08 PM

One should not sell his soul to a simple scam.

getting tired of your soul shit LaudaM

Stop selling yourself.

Kiki112

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Quote from: Lauda on February 26, 2014, 05:39:08 PM

One should not sell his soul to a simple scam.

getting tired of your soul shit LaudaM

Lauda

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Terminated.

One should not sell his soul to a simple scam.

Kiki112

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Quote from: gollum on February 26, 2014, 05:27:18 PM

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 04:31:25 PM

Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 09:38:00 PM

If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam Cheesy

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her Cheesy

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had Cheesy

No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort Wink

using lemmon pills and getting paralized like a child that was executed in the 2WW by the nazis? Cheesy

gollum

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In Hashrate We Trust!

Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 04:31:25 PM

Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 09:38:00 PM

If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam Cheesy

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her Cheesy

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had Cheesy

No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort Wink

Kiki112

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Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 09:38:00 PM

If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam Cheesy

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her Cheesy

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had Cheesy

max.

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You are right and I think that all exchanges are a scam.

The only way to be safe is to buy and sell bitcoins directly without exchanges.

Also never keep your bitcoins in an exchange only in your wallet and make multiple backups in usb

gollum

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In Hashrate We Trust!

If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam Cheesy

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

redhawk979

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Quote from: daviducsb on February 25, 2014, 04:24:58 PM

Why don't the major exchanges open an industry group that self regulates and is open to outside audits? Problem solved.

Because its easier and cheaper to just steal customer funds, run off, and never be prosecuted?

Lauda

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Terminated.

This is actually very good. Cheesy

LiteCoinGuy

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In Satoshi I Trust

Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 03:43:49 PM

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Pretend to have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins.
You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers".
Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

Addendum:
If you happen to end up in jail, you could always write a book, and make a movie about your scams, make some more money and become famous.
But just don't forget to hide some cash before you get in jail...

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

haha, but lets see how enjoyable his life will be...

mccoyspace

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and TradeFortress/inputs.io/coinlenders

hopefully he lost a bunch of his stolen coins at gox.....

glendall

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Buzz App - Spin wheel, farm rewards

Pretty similar to what happened with weexchange.

bananas

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that's the oldest btc scam

studio1one

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BintexFutures

Sorry, you can't get rich anymore. Bitcoin is offline

BitCoinDream

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The revolution will be digital

Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 03:43:49 PM

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins. (You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers"). Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

~~Add www.CoinLearn.org to this list. They have suspended their free Bitcoin faucet operation claiming SQL injection.~~

~~https://twitter.com/CoinEarn/status/435823320005505024~~

They have started operation and paying again...

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Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 03:43:49 PM

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins. (You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers"). Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

I think you can add Silk Road and all the drug marketplaces to this list.

Lanzer

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dont you have the single player mode?

daviducsb

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Why don't the major exchanges open an industry group that self regulates and is open to outside audits? Problem solved.

dddbtc

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Quote from: HorseCoin on February 25, 2014, 04:20:56 PM

Quote from: dddbtc on February 25, 2014, 04:01:26 PM

Hypothetically (of course):

1. Start up SilkRoad clone

2. Conduct 500million in business

3. empty the escrow wallet and all user wallets into a tumbler

4. replace index.php with FBI logo.png

5. 2 days later change index.php to Oh Wow, I'm so sorry! We got hacked. We really believe in the cause we stand for bla bla.

6. Enjoy being the illest thug ever who robbed hundreds of drug dealers anonymously

7. Frappacinos for life

where's the FBI news story? u suck as a madman

At that point, most of the drug dealers would have thrown their computer in the river and barricaded themselves in their home

HorseCoin

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Quote from: dddbtc on February 25, 2014, 04:01:26 PM

Hypothetically (of course):

1. Start up SilkRoad clone

2. Conduct 500million in business

3. empty the escrow wallet and all user wallets into a tumbler

4. replace index.php with FBI logo.png

5. 2 days later change index.php to Oh Wow, I'm so sorry! We got hacked. We really believe in the cause we stand for bla bla.

6. Enjoy being the illest thug ever who robbed hundreds of drug dealers anonymously

7. Frappacinos for life

where's the FBI news story? u suck as a madman

bitcoinminer

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Quote from: dddbtc on February 25, 2014, 04:01:26 PM

7. Frappacinos for life

^^^ you sir win the internet.

dddbtc

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Hypothetically (of course):

1. Start up SilkRoad clone

2. Conduct 500million in business

3. empty the escrow wallet and all user wallets into a tumbler

4. replace index.php with FBI logo.png

5. 2 days later change index.php to Oh Wow, I'm so sorry! We got hacked. We really believe in the cause we stand for bla bla.

6. Enjoy being the illest thug ever who robbed hundreds of drug dealers anonymously

7. Frappacinos for life

deliciousham

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your forgot to add; spending illegal gains on starbucks

KJO

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Karma will win in the end.

He will have the universe serve up his penalty on a golden platter.

franky1

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Quote from: gollum on February 25, 2014, 03:43:49 PM

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

/ pretend to have
2. ~~Have~~ some security flaws in your system so ~~a "hacker" can slowly steal coins. (~~You and your buddies ~~hack your own site &~~ steal coins to blame "hackers"). Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

wormbog

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1. Open bitcoin investment service promising huge returns after 3 months.

2. Flee the country after 2.5 months.

apulunas

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beat the chubby, hire a man to count your donated btcs.

gollum

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In Hashrate We Trust!

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Pretend to have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins.
You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers".
Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

Addendum:
If you happen to end up in jail, you could always write a book, and make a movie about your scams, make some more money and become famous.
But just don't forget to hide some cash before you get in jail...

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

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