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linkybit

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Quote from: SonoCoin on February 14, 2018, 05:35:22 AM

I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.

How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million - one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.

What’s the difference between Mt Gox and marriage?
There’s still hope of recovering some of your coins after Gox

Why are the Chinese dumping their Bitcoins this week?
Because they were Wong about Wright.

Boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $8,554??? $8,854 is a lot of money! What do you need $8,682 for anyway?

You made my day Grin

Thanks

SonoCoin

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Who is Dorian Nakamoto?
An unconfirmed Satoshi

jhean_arcane

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Quote from: munareal on February 14, 2018, 05:57:02 AM

I like this ones :

-What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?
Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.

-Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?
They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.

Nice one! Saw this in SoMe as well:

- The only thing higher than Bitcoin rates are my parents' expectations.

- She: Do you love me?
He: Sure I do
She: Prove me
He: You are my bitcoin baby. you go high , you go low but I never gonna lose my hodl on you.

-In the future where bitcoin is the currency, pickpocketers are required to go to school first in order to steal wallets.

pawel7777

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Not bad OP. You made me chuckle.

munareal

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I like this ones :

-What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?
Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.

-Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?
They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.

SonoCoin

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Activity: 46

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I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.

How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million - one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.

What’s the difference between Mt Gox and marriage?
There’s still hope of recovering some of your coins after Gox

Why are the Chinese dumping their Bitcoins this week?
Because they were Wong about Wright.

Boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $8,554??? $8,854 is a lot of money! What do you need $8,682 for anyway?

*buys 0.0000000000001 bitcoin*
changes bio to:
Entrepreneur & cryptocurrency investor | Upcoming millionaire | Looking for real estate | Business inquiries: [email protected]

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