I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million - one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.
What’s the difference between Mt Gox and marriage?
There’s still hope of recovering some of your coins after Gox
Why are the Chinese dumping their Bitcoins this week?
Because they were Wong about Wright.
Boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $8,554??? $8,854 is a lot of money! What do you need $8,682 for anyway?
*buys 0.0000000000001 bitcoin*
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