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June 17, 2016, 11:06:57 PM
#14
Post your best jokes here!
I'll start off.

I'm a millionaire... in Satoshi's
The bitcoin bank is two blocks away
Bitcoin comes running into Satoshi's office. Satoshi: What's Wwrong Bitcoin, you seem upset.Bitcoin I  have all reason to be upset! First I don't know who the hell my father is and now I'm getting adopted!
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June 17, 2016, 10:53:12 PM
#13
Post your best jokes here!
I'll start off.

I'm a millionaire... in Satoshi's
The bitcoin bank is two blocks away
I heard u play a Minecraft. So i installed a Bitcoin miner on your computer so you can mine while you mine. 😂😂😂
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June 17, 2016, 11:44:33 AM
#12
Robber: Give me all your Cash!

Bitcoin User: Here is my password to my wallet.

Robber: Now where is your wallet?

Bitcoin User: In the clouds.
Lol, that was a good one.
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June 17, 2016, 11:29:01 AM
#11
Robber: Give me all your Cash!

Bitcoin User: Here is my password to my wallet.

Robber: Now where is your wallet?

Bitcoin User: In the clouds.
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account out of order
June 16, 2016, 11:49:13 AM
#10
"Bitcoin is PTC fraud"

don't ask... one of my Facebook contacts  Grin
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June 16, 2016, 10:52:10 AM
#9
I was about to make a bitcoin price joke, but I cant because Im smoking weed and making myself high
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June 16, 2016, 05:08:21 AM
#8
sr. member
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June 16, 2016, 04:36:45 AM
#7
ICO COIN and succes  Cheesy
it's big jokes at cryptocurrency world
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your people
June 16, 2016, 03:20:30 AM
#6
bitcoin is a joke thats fonna make us all cry one day
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MOrningcoin 1000% stake interest, high profit
June 15, 2016, 10:56:10 PM
#5
legendary
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June 15, 2016, 10:26:50 PM
#4
Banks are pro-bitcoin... because when you call them, they always tell you to keep on holding.

(Hat tip to reddit for that one.)
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June 15, 2016, 06:31:22 PM
#3
Blockstream
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Goodbye, Z.
June 15, 2016, 06:30:33 PM
#2
Craig Steven Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto.
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June 15, 2016, 06:29:11 PM
#1
Post your best jokes here!
I'll start off.

I'm a millionaire... in Satoshi's
The bitcoin bank is two blocks away
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