what kind of superman are you?
superman?
supersuper?
superbitcoin?
superman?
supersuper?
superbitcoin?
SuperBitcoinerman.
Topic: Bitcoin transcended me to superhuman status (Read 1008 times)
SuperBitcoinerman.
what kind of superman are you?
superman?
supersuper?
superbitcoin?
superman?
supersuper?
superbitcoin?
Did you save anyone with your status, I hope you did.
that sux u have to be with 1 woman. i require 3 at all times 
So 3 times the trouble?
Stay off the shrooms.....
Some people just cannot handle it!
Some people just cannot handle it!
It was Krokodil, not shrooms. Much more potent, and cheap too.
Shit man.
I saw pictures of what that thing does to people's flesh.
Krokodil indeed!
Scary shit.
that sux u have to be with 1 woman. i require 3 at all times
I gasped and dropped the mirror, bringing upon me the curse of 7 years of being with one woman
lol
-snip-...to the point that even typing is hard...-snip-
We can see that, but there is hope my friend.
www.starfall.com
Some pictures would be nice
More seriously bitcoin does both require and help you to open your mind.
Stay off the shrooms.....
Some people just cannot handle it!
Some people just cannot handle it!
It was Krokodil, not shrooms. Much more potent, and cheap too.
Don't worry about it, this happens to everybody who is using bitcoins. All bitcoin users have made exactly the same experience.
This made me lol
Stay off the shrooms.....
Some people just cannot handle it!
Some people just cannot handle it!
Dank, is that you? Easy on the acid man!
I was amused by this topic the power of Yellow Bitcoins is strong in this one
Dank, is that you? Easy on the acid man!
Don't worry about it, this happens to everybody who is using bitcoins. All bitcoin users have made exactly the same experience.
It all started 2 hours ago, I was walking home when I saw a man lying on the road. The man turned around, looked at me and said, "Allllam! Shakahm!!!" Immediately a extremely potent feeling came over me. I felt like something beyond human, something supehuman. I looked for the man, but he was gone..Then..I took out one of the mirrors from my pocket, which I always keep to stare at my reflection because I' so sexy, and as soon as I looked in the mirror, I saw my hair has turned yellow. I gasped and dropped the mirror, bringing upon me the curse of 7 years of being with one woman, the absolute worst thing that could happened to me. So I cried for 10 minutes..got up and felt so angry that for the next 7 years I'd only have to be with one woman, that I stretched my arms out and did a Kamehamehah. My Kamehameheh was blue and huge, it blew apart a few street signs before colliding into a comet that was falling towards Earth. I then did Instant Transmission, and found myself home here. I opened my computer, exited the Pornhub tabs, and logged in to Bitcointalk to write my experience. I believe interacting with Bitcoin has transcended me to a level beyond, a level where there is no comprehension, because as I type, I feel the power of a 1000 raging suns boiling through my pumped up veins, my muscle size has increased dramatically, to the point that even typing is hard, but I manage because of my increased speed. I will be on here if any of you scientists want to interview me to understand my increased godlike power.
Update- My hair is still yellow, and my eyes just turned green. I'm also have 5 second visions of a white and purple lizard humanoid traveling to Earth in his spaceship. I don't know if he's a friend or foe, but I will watch, I will listen, and I will be prepared.
Update- My hair is still yellow, and my eyes just turned green. I'm also have 5 second visions of a white and purple lizard humanoid traveling to Earth in his spaceship. I don't know if he's a friend or foe, but I will watch, I will listen, and I will be prepared.
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