I honestly don't know how you've survived on this forum for so long. You have the patience of a saint.
Thanks, I try. Taking lengthy breaks helps a lot.
I'm not sure if it is the media stories talking about people making fantastic amounts of money because Bitcoin went from being near worthless to being ~USD$650... but there are a lot of people around who just don't seem to understand the core concepts.
Granted, the world of crypto can be very confusing, and public keys, private keys, hashes and all the associated math and interrelationships can be a bit overwhelming... but still... a little bit of reading is enough to grasp the fundamentals, which (tricky crypto math aside) isn't really that hard to understand.
When someone understands something exceptionally well they are able to explain it in the simplest terms.
-> https://media.ccc.de/v/31c3_-_6369_-_en_-_saal_1_-_201412272145_-_ecchacks_-_djb_-_tanja_lange
or if you prever youtube -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6jTFxQaUJA
Also... why people don't just download the vanitygen app themselves and run it is beyond me?? It's tiny, and even on a single AMD R9-270 card I can generate relatively simple 4 or 5 char vanity addresses in minutes...
I think laptops are very common among posters here. Their CPUs tend to be weak and they often come with a GPU that isnt capable of OpenCL caluclations.