A fellow not from Des Moines,
Nor bought or sold pork loins.
Used to troll here a lot,
Then a scammer tag he got:
For crazy betting, owing 100,000+ coins.
I will pay BTC100 per week for each winning limerick, provided it's in the same format as above, with the results voted on by Amish Elders from a community in Indiana.
I enjoy a good limerick.
The bitcoiner known as Gage,
Continuously revealing his age,
Records transactions on papyrus,
Does accounting by abacus,
And uses a flywheel to scroll down this page!
The Amish Elders just informed me via smoke signals that they're not connected to the internet yet, but once they do, they will surely look at all the entries and pronounce a winner. That said, it's a little too early to consider giving them a scammer tag.