There's not even a fucking wallet for ETH. I was thinking about trading some, but there's nowhere to store it except on an exchange. Am I wrong about that?
yes, they already have wallet and it is call mist, not wallet like anyone else.
https://github.com/ethereum/mist/releases
it's in BETA and it should be the same when it is releasing. i warn you need to be an IT person to use it. also you need to be an IT coder to use it smart contracts, i expecting this will also stay the same when it's releasing.