Topic: Buy a fraction of my soul in BTC! (crosspost outside of Newbie forum) (Read 6482 times)
Lol u already share the same soul as him.
April 29, 2013, 07:12:54 PM
brilliant idea dude... 
watch the Simpsons, where Bart sells his soul to Milhouse...
watch the Simpsons, where Bart sells his soul to Milhouse... 
April 29, 2013, 04:47:04 PM
I want to have the soul of an asshole, so I can haunt the homes I want to buy cheap.
If you can scare away the landlords, it is a deal.
But to confirm that you are a real asshole, you must show proof that you are a prolific troll.
The condition to prove such talents, is that you must appear on TV on any reputable news media doing something funny/scandalous/ridiculous enough to be featured.
I already did that a few times, appearing in the media twice. So if you have the balls and are just as creative, I will pay you 1 BTC.
Deadline: 5/29/2013
Are you up to the challenge?
If you can scare away the landlords, it is a deal.
But to confirm that you are a real asshole, you must show proof that you are a prolific troll.
The condition to prove such talents, is that you must appear on TV on any reputable news media doing something funny/scandalous/ridiculous enough to be featured.
I already did that a few times, appearing in the media twice. So if you have the balls and are just as creative, I will pay you 1 BTC.
Deadline: 5/29/2013
Are you up to the challenge?
Make it 10 BTC and ill give you a cover story ;P
April 29, 2013, 02:50:25 AM
I want to have the soul of an asshole, so I can haunt the homes I want to buy cheap.
If you can scare away the landlords, it is a deal.
But to confirm that you are a real asshole, you must show proof that you are a prolific troll.
The condition to prove such talents, is that you must appear on TV on any reputable news media doing something funny/scandalous/ridiculous enough to be featured.
I already did that a few times, appearing in the media twice. So if you have the balls and are just as creative, I will pay you 1 BTC.
Deadline: 5/29/2013
Are you up to the challenge?
If you can scare away the landlords, it is a deal.
But to confirm that you are a real asshole, you must show proof that you are a prolific troll.
The condition to prove such talents, is that you must appear on TV on any reputable news media doing something funny/scandalous/ridiculous enough to be featured.
I already did that a few times, appearing in the media twice. So if you have the balls and are just as creative, I will pay you 1 BTC.
Deadline: 5/29/2013
Are you up to the challenge?
April 02, 2013, 03:49:39 PM
What are the returns on buying a part of your soul?
April 02, 2013, 04:21:01 AM
Shouldn't this be in virtual goods?
That would depend on your particular beliefs
April 02, 2013, 02:17:45 AM
Shouldn't this be in virtual goods?
April 01, 2013, 01:49:52 PM
This is stupid, Everyone knows you can't divide a soul into individual pieces. Also you have to sign your name in blood on the contract or it's void.
Source: Satan
Source: Satan
March 31, 2013, 03:01:50 PM
dat MS word screenshot...
March 31, 2013, 01:17:27 PM
Yeah... since the events of 2011....... we all need those...
March 30, 2013, 05:45:29 PM
I bid 666 coins of the pre-mined by god soulcoin. Deal?
Needs me some of those
March 30, 2013, 05:44:45 PM
I bid 666 coins of the pre-mined by god soulcoin. Deal?
March 30, 2013, 05:05:22 PM
If I buy your soul am I entitled to resell it to Satan?
You are entitled to do as you wish with the fractions I sell you, yes. You may only buy fractions of my soul, though, through the unit system I have described.Be careful what you say...
Incidentally, has anyone taken you up on the offer yet?
Wants to make sure you're not a bad person or something
I offer 1 litecoin for your entire soul... Final offer
March 30, 2013, 09:49:00 AM
If I buy your soul am I entitled to resell it to Satan?
You are entitled to do as you wish with the fractions I sell you, yes. You may only buy fractions of my soul, though, through the unit system I have described.Be careful what you say...
Incidentally, has anyone taken you up on the offer yet?
Wants to make sure you're not a bad person or something
March 30, 2013, 09:46:49 AM
If I buy your soul am I entitled to resell it to Satan?
You are entitled to do as you wish with the fractions I sell you, yes. You may only buy fractions of my soul, though, through the unit system I have described.Be careful what you say...
Incidentally, has anyone taken you up on the offer yet?
March 30, 2013, 06:01:52 AM
If I buy your soul am I entitled to resell it to Satan?
March 29, 2013, 03:24:59 PM
I actually lol'd when I saw this thread
March 29, 2013, 03:19:39 PM
Ha. Funny idea, this.
March 29, 2013, 02:56:08 PM
lol beggars are getting more and more creative with each day
March 29, 2013, 12:17:23 PM
I'm selling my soul.
Of course, I don't want to sell it to a single proprietor. I want to sell it to as many people who want it, be it only a handful of people or the entire forum.
So here's how it'll work.
If you wish to buy my soul, you buy a unit of it, for whatever price you like.
Then, the fraction of my soul which you own shall be the percentage you have paid for units of my soul out of the total sum paid for units of my soul.
So, if you buy a unit of my soul for 0.01 BTC, and the total amount including your contribution is 1 BTC, you will own 1% of my soul, because 0.01 is 1% of 1.
If you are interested, message me, and I'll provide you with an address.
Once I receive the money, I shall send you a record and certificate of purchase as an attachment in a message.
Here is a sample certificate:
https://i.imgur.com/2Bv95lv.jpg
I do hope there is interest in this enterprise.
Of course, I don't want to sell it to a single proprietor. I want to sell it to as many people who want it, be it only a handful of people or the entire forum.
So here's how it'll work.
If you wish to buy my soul, you buy a unit of it, for whatever price you like.
Then, the fraction of my soul which you own shall be the percentage you have paid for units of my soul out of the total sum paid for units of my soul.
So, if you buy a unit of my soul for 0.01 BTC, and the total amount including your contribution is 1 BTC, you will own 1% of my soul, because 0.01 is 1% of 1.
If you are interested, message me, and I'll provide you with an address.
Once I receive the money, I shall send you a record and certificate of purchase as an attachment in a message.
Here is a sample certificate:
https://i.imgur.com/2Bv95lv.jpg
I do hope there is interest in this enterprise.
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