I am willing to provide the capital, the location, and the electricity. But I am not smart enough to download,
Now smart enough to download? It really is as simple as going to a website and clicking on a link.
build, compile, configure, command line, set defaults, or other things non-stupid people are able to do.
None of these are needed to run a full node.
Have you ever installed and run any software on any computer? Or do you exclusively use the software that comes pre-installed when you purchase a computer and never use any other software?
Nor am I smart enough to specify the proper RAM and HD space required when I make the computer purchase.
You are posting on a forum on the internet, doesn't that mean you already have a computer? Or are you posting from a smartphone or a public computer at a library?
A full node can run on just about any modern computer. You'd have to go out of your way to try to buy a new computer that didn't have enough RAM or HD space.
Also, my internet connectivity is currently a smart phone, currently with a 30GB monthly plan. Is that a show stopper?
You probably wouldn't want to run a full node under those circumstances. It probably could be done with some effort, but a full node is typically available to provide the blockchain to other full nodes as they start up. The blockchain is currently greater than 30GB, so there would be potential to exceed your monthly plan. Some configuration, or monitoring, might make it possible to avoid issues, but personally I wouldn't try to run a full node on such a connection