Topic: Can anyone translate this for me? (Read 798 times)

護身流柔術会; is Japanese, should mean Self Defense Style Jiu Jitsu Association

The primer edition is Little Lil and Big Bruce.

Soft-stream martial arts? Yikes...!

 little ass Lil and big dick Pete is the Asian version of the story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9UqO4qlafs

Grab your glass and get your seat
and I'll tell you about
Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete

Now Lil was the village queen
the fuckinest whore you'd ever seen
While some girls fucked with grace and ease
Lil blew dick like the summer breeze
But when she fucked, she fucked for keeps
she piled her victims up in heaps

There was a rumor 'round that town
that no man could put Lil's ass down
But way up north where twin rivers meet
lived a one-balled half-breed name Yukon Pete

Pete was a dirty motherless soul
who fucked bears, sheep and woodchuck holes
He got a whip for Big-Ass Lil
packed up his rubbers and came down the hill
He strode into town on size 32 feet
dragging sixteen yards of that red-hot meat

Well the scene was set at windy mill
by the brick shithouse high on the hill
All the ladies came for a ringside seat
just to watch that half-breed sink his meat

Well they fucked, and they fucked
and they fucked for hours
uprooting trees, shrubs and flowers
Lil did front flips, back flips, stunts
all unknown to most common cunts
But Pete caught on to every trick
and kept on pumping in more dick

Then Lil gave Pete a whorehouse squeeze
that brought that half-breed to his knees
But Pete came back with a Yukon grunt
that popped out her eyes and split her cunt

Well Lil rolled over, cut two farts and sighed
"Boys, I've been fucked," cut one more and died
When they asked that half-breed of his amazing feat
He just said "Boys, I'm going back to the Yukon
and beat my meat"

I was paraphrasing

Not enough characters here to 'compress' the sentence above.

I think that's a part of a plaque though, the calligraphy style certainly strikes me familiar...

"Many a night, I've been known to repeat, the story of little ass Lil and big dick Pete"

Or at least that is the best I can make it out. I assume it is part of a longer story.

You're welcome, and thanks again.

Thanks very much John. I shall throw something in your tipjar when I get home

Well, the first character looks like a bad rendition of 流 ( Liú), or flow/stream.
The second character is 柔 (Róu), or mild/soft/gentle.

The characters does not make much sense together, but I'm wagering a guess that it's part of the name of a Japanese martial art.